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John Byrne

@byronchenko.bsky.social
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Sports nerd, fantasy NFL/FPL, dog dad. Podcast/YT @GTW_GTC www.youtube.com/@GTW_GTC

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John Byrne @byronchenko.bsky.social · 10m
The Japanese baseball game with great names:

SLEVE MCDI CHAEL
WILLIE
DUST ICE
ONSON SHEEMEY
JEROMY GRIDE

DARRYL
ARCHI DELD
SCOTT DOUROUE

ANATOLI SMORIN

SHOHN FURCOTTE
REY MCSRIFF
DEAN WESREY

GLENALLEN MIXON
MIKE TRUK

MARIO MCRLHAIN

DNIGT RORTUGAL
RAUL
CHAMGERLAIN
TIM SANDAELE

KEVIN NOGILNY
KARL
DANDLETON
TONY SMEHRIK

MIKE SERNANDEZ
BOBSON DUGNUTT
TODD BONZALEZ
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John Byrne @byronchenko.bsky.social · 44m
Bart Simpson saying “I BAD WANT.. MONEY NOW.
ME SICK."
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John Byrne @byronchenko.bsky.social · 1h
We ordered the other day and they sent us EIGHTY TWO sauce packets. So between us, we have a United 93.
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John Byrne @byronchenko.bsky.social · 1h
Nice to see Emmerdale represented in the NFL, Jack Dingle signing with the Packers.
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Fantasy Cares @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social · 3h
the cold weather is coming so get ready!! donate $50 at fantasycares.org/hat and as a thank you, you will get a #FantasyCares hat & scarf gift set!! keep warm and stylish while doing some good!!
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John Byrne @byronchenko.bsky.social · 6h
If I was going to take over play calling again, I may decide to do it against the dogshit Chargers too. No way we’d look better by default.
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caemeron @caemeroncc.bsky.social · 17h
I don't have a SoundCloud but please check out tvobsessive.com which I run and write for, if reading about TV is something you might be interested in
tvobsessive.com
TV Obsessive
Nothing is too niche
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John Byrne @byronchenko.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I like the way it’s phrased could mean he’s unsure what year it happened which would be a much funnier conspiracy theory.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s confusing that @theatlantic.com described this man as a “a lifelong Democrat who had voted for Trump for the first time in 2024” who when these are some of his very easily findable FB posts:
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Pete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is incredibly important. I feel deeply that curbing sexual violence will come from raising social expectations of men, not from ‘educating’ them. I fear this is an unpopular view, because people are afraid to face up to the scale of the issue.
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John Byrne @byronchenko.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tim Robinson wearing the cum hat and saying “big fat load of cum then” from ITYSL
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
When all of the worst fucking people you have *ever* seen are transphobic, being pro-trans is a huge way of indicating that you actually might disagree with them. Dem centrists, by constantly trying to throw trans people into the woodchipper too, indicate how much they agree with these freaks.
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
crazy how accurate this is
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John Byrne @byronchenko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We’re at the dog park Where all the guns are And the people you just wanna shoot, cos it’s the dog park
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CC @cckirby.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
never in my life have I ever been more thankful for an emergency alert system interruption than just now when we were watching this episode of family double dare
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John Byrne @byronchenko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Also, I’m sure AI is great but I did die laughing at an AI #SFB16 draft assistant recommending to draft Marlin Klein over Mike Evans. Obviously not me using it, but was shown the screenshot of it.
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John Byrne @byronchenko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It feels like there’s even more people not enjoying fantasy while still playing than in years gone by and I’m certain this kind of shit is a big reason why. AI to mass send trades, set lineups, work waivers. Why spend time on your hobby that you presumably enjoyed at some point?
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John Byrne @byronchenko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Comparing the creeps “talkin rape” on Elon’s csam site vs the cool gang naming guys on the official app of sports
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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 05/10/2026
What's going to really annoy me are going to be Americans ignorantly trying to map their ideas about "thermostatic opinion" or whatever to Brazil, ignoring that toxic US-backed fascists own 90% of media in the country and poured dark money into this election.
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John Byrne @byronchenko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Right down to the wrong direction leg. Fucks sake. Poor guy. Fuck.
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John Byrne @byronchenko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Without Matt Nagy it appears that Tyquan Thornton is Tyreek Hill. Curious.
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John Byrne @byronchenko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
As usual with Kyler, there is room for growth.
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John Byrne @byronchenko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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George Bush Classroom Visit
Alt: George Bush Classroom Visit
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John Byrne @byronchenko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Matt Araiza feeling inspired by the Cornell 7.
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John Byrne @byronchenko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Haha, great minds 🤝 bsky.app/profile/byro...
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John Byrne @byronchenko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Eagles *everything* gathering steam. (I don’t care how many players were out)
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John Byrne @byronchenko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Chism with such sticky hands they should call him Jism.
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John Byrne @byronchenko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Flew West out of LAX I believe.
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John Byrne @byronchenko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hard not to be pleased for Keon Coleman after the bullshit with his own team decision makers in the offseason.
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John Byrne @byronchenko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The NFL HATE giving safeties. Thats absurd in the Tampa Green Bay game.
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John Byrne @byronchenko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Who’s the bigger fraud through four weeks, the Rams offense or the Texans defense? Or write in other?
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John Byrne @byronchenko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Samson mfer is cooked.
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John Byrne @byronchenko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Told my wife that I would start Tee Higgins over Zay Flowers today for her fantasy team. Not sure if the divorce lawyer or the bank examiner will arrive first.
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John Byrne @byronchenko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In a reverse Commanders tush push penalty situation, the Jets should have just kept false starting/delay of gaming until they got a good look.
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John Byrne @byronchenko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Haven’t seen a London Sauce getting such a bad response since I tried salad cream posting.
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John Byrne @byronchenko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Shane Steichen going to be finishing the day with more wins at Spurs’ stadium this season than Roberto De Zerbi.
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John Byrne @byronchenko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Read this week somewhere that this was proof the game was slowing down for him.
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Side Eye Dog Gives Suspicious Look
Alt: Side Eye Dog Gives Suspicious Look
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John Byrne @byronchenko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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John Byrne @byronchenko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If Dimes can’t make that throw, find yourself a QB that can.
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John Byrne @byronchenko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you’re not tallowmaxxing directly on to your temples are you even trying to remove stress from your life?
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John Byrne @byronchenko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
iPhones literally put a U2 album to our heads and we still bought them.
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John Byrne @byronchenko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hit em with the old 32451 ordering system!
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John Byrne @byronchenko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sean McDermott went a different direction.
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John Byrne @byronchenko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Colston Yankoff is what happens when you ask JK Rowling to name an American.
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John Byrne @byronchenko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Colts 3rd down back with the TD! Might be worth checking your dynasty waiver wire to see if he’s available.
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John Byrne @byronchenko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me (a turtle) digging in to a full day of football on the official app of sports (a pumpkin)
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John Byrne @byronchenko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you’re waiting to throw a pass for the Commanders, STAY IN LINE.
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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 04/10/2026
Kind of an indictment of Daniel Jones that this game looks like both sides are down to their backups
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John Byrne @byronchenko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pride of Antioch, Illinois! Let’s go Athan Kaliakmanis!
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❄︎ ☃︎ @moxiest.art · 03/10/2026
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