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Michael Burgner

@burgnerking.bsky.social
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sometimes a proud floridian, usually an ashamed floridian. he/him

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Mitchell Hammond 𓆙 @bipedalbastard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sunny's Rescue
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ari velazquez 🌯 @ari.velazquez.fyi · 01/10/2026
steam: this game you've had installed for two years but never played has an update. we'll download it next week me: no you'll download it right now motherfucker. and i will sit here and watch it download. steam: so you're gonna play it? me: fuck you
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🕯️ dracohab 🦇 @threatframework.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
my body is a temple that enters the battlefield tapped unless you control 2 or more basic lands
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Fascinating and Terrible World of the Sado-Masochist Homosexual @toskarin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
pawn friend: is aught the matter me: I'd ill like to speak of it secondary pawn friend: goblin!
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Ultimate Pullahoko @pullahoko.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ranma
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 27/08/2026
actually genuinely fucked up that the metal gear solid master collection doesnt lock up your entire computer and force fullscreen snake smoking dot mp4 while mgs4 is downloading
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Keeby @keebyart.com · 14/08/2026
no one wants to accept that toriel and asgore look like this naked
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Ben Hanson @yozetty.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Based on the attract screen, you won't see the name of this 90s arcade game coming...
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 09/08/2026
Channeling my inner @strongbadnofoolin.bsky.social at Long Island Retro Gaming Expo
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hot dad @hotterdad.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Crazy boss prevents kind employee from saving lives 😱
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Jay Tholen @jaytholen.net · 09/07/2026
Hypnospace Outlaw fans: We want to put on a show with a full band and the original OST artists including The Chowder Man, Barnaby, Fre3zer, Basidia, and possibly Seepage and Klyfta. If you'd attend, PLEASE fill out this form with your city. docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
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Would you attend a live Hypnospace Outlaw concert?
Hello! Would you want to experience the music of Hypnospace Outlaw, live? I'm Jay Tholen, the creator of Hypnospace Outlaw, and along with Mike Rose from our publishing label No More Robots, we're c...
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ZomboCom @zombocom.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Welcome. This is zombocom.
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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Catherine 🜏 @infernalcath.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
REPOST if you remember COOLFEST '99
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dustin Couch @dustinkcouch.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
*explaining the backrooms to my grandparents* see how your hallway looks like my childhood? that's called liminal. you are what's known as an "entity"
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
bull in a china shop
a stylized 3d render of a greek soldier with a fork and plate confronted by a minotaur in a labrythine china shop.
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Scrib dooooon @ritatreats.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
i swear to god the new 007 game just sampled jerma saying "GAS" in the jigsaw voice
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Bringus Studios @batarong.com · 01/06/2026
Ho ho! This calls for celebration! Allow me to open a bottle of my finest. My finest:
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
plato's cave: the video game
a stylized render of a dark souls-like video game of plato's cave, with a webcam stream overlay of plato himself playing it
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Is he, you know...
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
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nieuws.nl @nieuwsnl.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Sigourney Weaver over Grogu: “Geen poppenspelers”
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Sigourney Weaver over Grogu: “Geen poppenspelers”
Sigourney Weaver vertelt hoe echt Grogu aanvoelde op de set van The Mandalorian and Grogu en haar rol als kolonel Ward, inclusief X-wing en bar-scène.
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hot dad @hotterdad.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
he died doing what he loved: getting killed
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No Context Creepypasta Quotes IS TAKING TOO LONG @nocontextpastas.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
“It's eyes were thin vertical lines, stretching from the top of the mouth to the top of the forehead, like the eyes of the stick people from the Henry Stickmin Collection, except they emitted a white light from them like Herobrine from Minecraft.”
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Ian Fay @ianfay.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
oh god was he in the files
trending list, Epstein, starfox 64, star fox, star fox direct, fox mccloud
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Coop @cooperdoggo.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I made a mod that adds Audiojungle to Payday 2
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
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Pyronoid! 🦉🐻 @pyronoid.com · 05/05/2026
lol
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maddie raspberry ★ @othatsraspberry.com · 30/04/2026
remember remember the 30th of april 📅 #mgs
mgs2 comic
solidus: Do you know what day it is to-
offscreen yelling: AAAAAHHH!!!
Raiden, looking distressed: IT'S ME AND ROSE'S ANNIVERSARY!! I TOTALLY FORGOT!!
Raiden, nervous and motioning to leave: sorry I really gotta go. we'll catch up again soon, yeah?
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 22/04/2026
Beth Hapworth, 38, who needs clear and direct communication from others in order to avoid misunderstandings, has reportedly become an expert in dancing around, pussyfooting and eggshell-treading.
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Autistic woman prefers direct communication unless she has to do it
An autistic woman who would prefer for others to deliver difficult truths to her without any ambiguity would also rather die than say a single stressful thing directly into another person’s face, it…
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 18/04/2026
This is structurally identical to a Da Share Z0ne post
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Parapa the Rapper doing Linked In Park

"One thing I don't know why it doesn't even matter how hard you try"
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Pseud0streams.justin.tv @pseud0streams.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Hello! I am looking to hire and editor intermittently for turning cut down vods into videos, with a select few additions. I cant pay much, but I also wont be asking for much. If youre interested or know someone who may be interested, please let me know!
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 12/04/2026
The dawn is your enemy
Photo of eyes above a sun with eyes in a field, text that reads "The Dawn Is Your Enemy"
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⭐🇪🇨-YinyangGio-⭐ Commissions Open (3/6) @yinyanggio14.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
-I don't remember these tv shows/movies. #MetalGearSolid #ResidentEvil #Metroid #StarFox
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
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L_Shawn2006 @lgx26.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Finished! Took a few Hours God Dayumn- Did it for the funni (I need to sleep)
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LVL?KEN 💀🕘 @ricesnot.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
The Z Fighters #godotengine
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Frank Herbert's Dune
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 3, Episode 18
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Triple-Q @triple-q.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
>Entry-level position >Requires 5+ years of experience
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John Scary Name Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
kirby after he destroys a boss
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a group of men are dancing in a row on a striped floor .
ALT: a group of men are dancing in a row on a striped floor .
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I’m at ICE HQ
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Dune time among us again.
Dune yo mom, and yo dad.
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Antonio Freyre - Merlino Games @merlinogames.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
important
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ANSI Files from Discmaster @ansibot.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
PU-DÖPPA.ANS, 1997-02-04 from dark domain - the artpacks.acid.org collection (CD-ROM)
-Kaffe d bulle-> here in sweden we have a special tradtion, we take a piece of bulle, and dopp it in a kopp of koffe. And we call it.. doppa. instruktion for doppning" - <lases med grou yoteborska> 1. - koka 11 kaffe. 2. - baka 1 st bulle. 3. - for bulle mot kaffe. 4. doppa bulle 1 kaffe. 5.at bulle.
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I can't find words to express what an unlivable overcrowded far-right stucco-and-strip-mall shithole Florida really has become in my absence, but this losing "FREE STATE OF FLORIDA" lottery scratch-off ticket abandoned in a rainy strip mall parking lot probably makes the case better than I can
A losing "FREE STATE OF FLORIDA" lottery scratch-off ticket abandoned in a rainy strip mall parking lot
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Dragon Ball Z Episodes @dbzepisodes.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 10/03/2026
me complaining about Marathon
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