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Your one and only Mechanical Emcee. Sometimes human. Sponsored by your friends at Global Automatons, Inc. Avatar by @efextex.bsky.social Banner by @milkuii.bsky.social he/they

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Homestar Screens @grapenutsrobot.graphics · 13h
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 30/09/2026
Almost passed out while building my INDX. Turns out you need to eat during multi hour long printer building sessions in a warm basement
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SkyVersa @skyversa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
NiGHTS #nightsintodreams #sega
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 29/09/2026
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 28/09/2026
Went to the gym yesterday and overdid it and now one of my elbows is mad at me
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Ant @dissonantant.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
everyone wish him luck. i hear he's about to participate in some sort of competition
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 24/09/2026
I'll be honest I've come back to the Valve hardware announcement video a few times mostly because I really like the music they used
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Barry Kramer @barrykramer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force staring blankly at a computer
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 23/09/2026
I've always wanted to know as someone who hasn't seen it Is Eiken really even that bad or is it another example of people not meeting a work where it is? Like, I get it, it's the anime that basically defined "breasting boobily" but, like, does it even fail at that?
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Seabats @seabats.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
new chat bot just dropped twitch.tv/seabats
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 23/09/2026
There are days where I act like a stereotypical Linux Guy and I have to remind myself that people need to use the right tool for the job and unfortunately, sometimes that's Windows. I try to treat it as a joke but fully recognize that even ironically it's fucking obnoxious and I should cut it out.
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 23/09/2026
Between waiting for my Frame email, waiting for a prior authorization for my meds, and waiting for a couple of other assorted deliveries, this week is shaping up to be suuuuper suspenseful. I didn't sleep well last night.
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 23/09/2026
It's a fun day when first thing in the morning I'm able to close a ticket at work with this. The context involves an allegedly broken touchscreen and a really tiny owl plushie
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 22/09/2026
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Ai Ai Dancing in Super Monkey Ball
Alt: AiAi Dancing from Super Monkey Ball 2
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 22/09/2026
But on the bright side... Hey look! I have a logo now! Thank you to @milkuii.bsky.social for taking my commission.
An art deco logo featuring a marquee reading "The Grey Gears Club Presents VEEBOT". It is adorned with a hat icon and VeeBot's smile.
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 22/09/2026
It's a good thing the game industry isn't totally fucked beyond repair ain't it
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ari 💫 @arimelody.space · 20/09/2026
just got done by the goat
product photo for seagate ironwolf pro 20TB drives, captioned "BORN TO CORRUPT. NTFS IS A FUCK. CHKDSK /x Em All 1989. I am sea gate. 410,757,864,530 DEAD SECTORS"
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 18/09/2026
Note: This thread talks about the depiction of self-harm in a piece of media. I'll try to avoid specific details as much as possible.
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AiredOnTVToday @airedontvtoday.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
On September 18, 2004, TV show 'Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go!' aired episode "Chiro's Girl"
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 17/09/2026
I'm normally a Digimon dub guy but BIG AND BIGGER BIGGEST DREAMER
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 17/09/2026
my ass will never financially recover from this purchase
An email from Steam reading:
"Hello,

You're officially in the reservation queue for Steam Frame 256GB Kit

When your Steam Frame 256GB Kit becomes available, we will send you a separate email with the option to purchase. You'll then have 3 days to complete the purchase before we cancel your reservation and move on to the next person in the queue."
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 17/09/2026
Alright Gabe pull the Steam Frame lever
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 17/09/2026
You arrive in the afterlife and it looks like this wyd
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 17/09/2026
Reddit becomes 110% more bearable when you turn off that "recommendations" in your home feed setting holy shit
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 17/09/2026
Correction: The name is still ASS but it's also kind ass. Disney please stop putting colons in every attraction's name challenge
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 16/09/2026
RIP my hilarious world-famous joke about MacOS 26 "Taco" The hell am I supposed to do with "Golden Gate"?
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 24/08/2024
My brother is in a touring hardcore band and just arrived at his venue for today
[photo of a punk venue with Statler and Waldorf puppets in their own little nook]
TEXT: I cannot mess up any songs tonight
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 16/09/2026
This is, like, peak Woot. This is the exact sort of thing they'd do for a giggle.
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 15/09/2026
I just saw this video by Adam Savage where a viewer asks about the ADHD picking up and dropping of hobbies and boy does it ring home for me. youtu.be/8pncuJs-Z10?... I say this as someone who is nervously eyeing yet another hobby that I hope I can keep myself doing for at least a little while.
youtu.be
Breaking the ADHD Hobby Cycle
YouTube video by Adam Savage’s Tested
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 15/09/2026
Overcame what I didn't realize was a bit of a fear of mine: Asking for someone to teach me a skill. We'll see where this goes.
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ceroro @ceroro.com · 15/09/2026
I would like to play a game
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
time to change this little game of ours Sonic. *takes off my moustache* thats right hedgehog. Im actually Sam Reich. Ive been here the whole time..
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 14/09/2026
Please do not burn down r/SteamFrame
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 14/09/2026
Yeah. Kinda prepared for that.
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 14/09/2026
I saw the new Sgt. Frog trailer and they're really giving Tamama those realistic eyes the entire time huh
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Scott "KaiserNeko" Frerichs @kaiserneko.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Me and my boyfriend are now having a conversation about whether or not Zohran Mamdani, mayor of New York City, has jerked it to Renamon.
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Fake Muppet Show Guests @fakemuppetguests.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Onion Bubs!
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Aura @aurahack.ca · 12/09/2026
hey thanks for screenshotting that person's hateful/bigoted/upsetting tweet and posting it here. i actually muted that person by accident on the other site who's URL i also forgot, and i intentionally make my life worse by keeping up to date on their thoughts so i appreciate you sharing it here
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 12/09/2026
Oh god Shapez is too much fun please help
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 12/09/2026
the heavy is dead
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Lew @strongest-lewman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I always see this go around, but here's an actual transcript of the audio drama itself Obviously it doesn't name the event but you can easily put 2 and 2 together.
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 11/09/2026
My most controversial take is that too many people refuse to "start where you are" on important issues and instead try to wish problems "into the cornfield" by pretending they will either be fixed by a revolution someone else will do or that they will otherwise magically be fixed somehow.
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 10/09/2026
mog this mog that why don't you get me another glass of mog root beer
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 10/09/2026
I have never played a Final Fantasy game in my life but I would let Tifa kick my ass any day
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 10/09/2026
Well that was fun! I have further thoughts and feedback but I'll save them until this weekend when more people have had a chance to see it.
Poster for MST3K: The Rifftrax Experiments
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 09/09/2026
YouTube just showed me the UK's pilot of the YDKJ game show and www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ny2n... SEE, ABC? THIS IS HOW YOU DO A YDKJ TV SHOW! It's perfect, it's even got the Screws and question number songs. They can even do the stupid conveyor belt gag!
youtube.com
You Don't Know Jack - UK Pilot 14/02/01
YouTube video by Iain Lee
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 09/09/2026
iPhone Duo: "Don't ask what Microsoft called their foldable."
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 09/09/2026
I'm sure there will be zero legal ramifications to having a 24-hour wiretap on your wrist that summarizes conversations with people who may not have consented. Yes, it doesn't identify speakers, but still.
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 09/09/2026
It's amazing that I showed up half an hour late to the Apple presentation and apparently didn't miss anything.
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 09/09/2026
Oh neat!
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