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weird little freak

@burgerqueen.bsky.social
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30. she/her. i cook food and make music and too much other stuff. flirt with me! frequently nsfw 🔞 🎵 stasis-music.bandcamp.com discord: othradar

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weird little freak @burgerqueen.bsky.social · 29/07/2024
my new favorite question to ask random internet sexting partners is "what would u do with me if i let u do whatever you wanted?" because it gives a good benchmark for their creativity, willingness to be vulnerable, and general care for my pleasure while also divining the severity of their porn brain
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weird little freak @burgerqueen.bsky.social · 19/07/2024
horseshoe theory but it's virgins and hypersexuals
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weird little freak @burgerqueen.bsky.social · 28/06/2024
The opening still from Iron Chef: America, featuring the contemplative face of The Chairman holding a yellow pepper, overlayed with text from a popular meme which reads "SENDING BAD VIBES ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️
👉👉👉 YOUR WAY"

The overlay continues, with a line drawn face labeled with an arrow "this is you, yes?" and many smaller lines suggesting emanation placed such that origin is The Chairman's head, labeled "BAD feelings"

"Do you feel it yet?
tell me when you feel it"
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weird little freak @burgerqueen.bsky.social · 21/06/2024
figuring out how to spend $20 extra so you can get a good deal
spongebob holding a pencil and pad of paper, squinting with his tongue out, as if thinking is extremely difficult
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weird little freak @burgerqueen.bsky.social · 20/06/2024
saw a cool guy
a dragonfly perched beneath a bird feedera macro shot of dragonfly wings
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weird little freak @burgerqueen.bsky.social · 09/06/2024
when ur dirty texting with someone and they hit u with the "chock you until you can't breath" 🥴🥴
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weird little freak @burgerqueen.bsky.social · 27/05/2024
introducing a new philosophical challenge to god's omnibenevolence called "The Problem Of Feet-Being-So-Far-From-The-Face-That-You-Can't-Kiss-Each-Other-At-The-Same-Time" only to be demolished by "The Threesome Defense"
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weird little freak @burgerqueen.bsky.social · 03/05/2024
made a little four course dinner themed on coconut too exhausted to take great pics but it was a fun challenge
acarajé with vatapá garnished with tomatoes and onions and cilantro on a square platenoodles next to braised, glazed short ribs on top of a squiggle of yogurt sauce on a square platefilipino carioca on sticks resting on a round black plate glazed with syrupthe previous three meals plus a coconut carrot soup with a swirl of coconut milk on a table
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weird little freak @burgerqueen.bsky.social · 02/05/2024
ever remove the eyes from a pound of black eyed peas?
photo of three containers in a sink, in process. a bowl with a medley of skinned and unskinned beans sits next to a bowl of skins and a strainer of skins.the now processed beans which appear almost like small cashew halves now that their eyes are removed rest in a bowl. next to it is a food processor containing the same mixture and some onion.
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weird little freak @burgerqueen.bsky.social · 26/04/2024
dinner 👍
toasted rice with tomatoes, shrimp, and restaurant style refried beans on a plate with a lime, held in my hand under the living room light
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weird little freak @burgerqueen.bsky.social · 25/04/2024
made chicken parm 👍
well-browned, cheesy chicken parmasean next to spaghetti noodles in a wide bowl, all sprinkled with parmasean. it rests on a wooden table next to a fork and knife and a 6 oz ball-jar-style glass of orange juice
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weird little freak @burgerqueen.bsky.social · 24/04/2024
the school of athens fresco meme with a reddit conversation superimposed. it reads:

charlakamavric
I hate having those heavy sore balls

quieen291
And when they pain that you feel they will explode
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weird little freak @burgerqueen.bsky.social · 24/04/2024
she just nut in me and now she's checking her credit score
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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 13/04/2024
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 13/04/2024
ITS NEIL BANGING OUT THE TUNES DAY
Neil (a naked rat) banging out the tunes (playing a small plastic toy piano)
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weird little freak @burgerqueen.bsky.social · 13/04/2024
very quickly, as my @ is included on a chain with things i don't endorse: asexuality is normal & healthy and isn't constructed on sexual shame. many, like me, are very sexual and have found a place here; let us not transform our excitement into self-righteousness. our differences make us beautiful.
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weird little freak @burgerqueen.bsky.social · 13/04/2024
weed is the french fries of drugs
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weird little freak @burgerqueen.bsky.social · 13/04/2024
i know i need to get a weird pain in my body checked out when i start finding it sexually pleasurable
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scary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 12/04/2024
Coffee alternative marketing: this blend of dirt and mushrooms is literally the drug from limitless except it also makes you immortal Coffee marketing: this coffee tastes yummy :)
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weird little freak @burgerqueen.bsky.social · 12/04/2024
my last [roommate/best friend/lover] called me a horrible person and ghosted me, opines person who is about to reveal why
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weird little freak @burgerqueen.bsky.social · 12/04/2024
u ever look down and get distracted by ur own poggers titties
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 12/04/2024
actually, scratch that, the hottest thing a girl can do is travel thousands of miles just to spend time with me
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LillyV 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ CAKE DAY 🍰 Sept 13 @lillyvont.bsky.social · 11/04/2024
Something something Thursday… Something something buy my porn so I can buy food 😘😘😘
Lilly body photo of her in a white lace bustier with black ribbons, white panties with black polka dots and a shiny garter belt. Head of her dick pokes out of her panties
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weird little freak @burgerqueen.bsky.social · 12/04/2024
got my hands on this leaked instruction manual
a set of LEGO instructions from 3 to 11 for some kind of blue and white vehicle
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Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 12/04/2024
saw a troll family get turned to stone when the sun rose this morning
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weird little freak @burgerqueen.bsky.social · 12/04/2024
gm poopers
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ELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 12/04/2024
nastiest most antagonistic person you've ever met: please be kind to me
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weird little freak @burgerqueen.bsky.social · 12/04/2024
homemade pulled pork poutine 👍
shredded bbq pork mounded atop shoestring fries, cheese curds, and gravy
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Bryanna/Brioche, Angry Noodle @theangrynoodle.com · 11/04/2024
A new silly little guy. Made some avocado toast. 🥑 🍞
Photo of a crocheted piece of avocado toast with a happy face on the avocado, sitting on top of the book Crochet Cafe by Lauren Espy.
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weird little freak @burgerqueen.bsky.social · 11/04/2024
when an otherwise mid song uses a recognizable hip hop sample
dripping wet pussy drooling into panties
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Nightmare Mommy, Kink Sommelier (semper infidelis) @cuntleyjune.bsky.social · 10/04/2024
the 9 words every girl wants to hear:
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weird little freak @burgerqueen.bsky.social · 10/04/2024
slay the spire 2 👀👀
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weird little freak @burgerqueen.bsky.social · 10/04/2024
happy with this little doodle
a flowing, evocative line-heavy drawing of a jellyfish and some rounded architecture atop spirals evoking clouds
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weird little freak @burgerqueen.bsky.social · 07/04/2024
i'd love to take credit for this one but i stole it from "103+ Hilarious Rat Puns For Rat-Tastic Laughs"
Q: How did the rat flirt with his wife?
A: He called her cheelicious
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weird little freak @burgerqueen.bsky.social · 07/04/2024
dinner and dessert
caramel pork covered in a quick pickle next to ricegolden brown rum baba
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weird little freak @burgerqueen.bsky.social · 07/04/2024
foods should have scientific names
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weird little freak @burgerqueen.bsky.social · 05/04/2024
chelsea asked if she could draw something and spent like 10 minutes scribbling away at my sketchbook only to present me with this
a page with a single small smiley face in the middle
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weird little freak @burgerqueen.bsky.social · 05/04/2024
reskeet if u want a pretty woman to go on a six hour walk with u while u follow on all fours in a leashed pinch collar & then grip ur hair & order you to stick your tongue out and rub u against her sticky girl balls until ur covered in ass sweat and call u a good muskpuppy, or if u love peach rings
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eaei @tape.bsky.social · 05/04/2024
male socialization & tgirl socialization are the same thing because they both just consist of your friends hitting you in the balls and then calling you a faggot
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weird little freak @burgerqueen.bsky.social · 05/04/2024
antacids imply the existence of basic uncles
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