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weird little freak @burgerqueen.bsky.social · 29/07/2024

my new favorite question to ask random internet sexting partners is "what would u do with me if i let u do whatever you wanted?" because it gives a good benchmark for their creativity, willingness to be vulnerable, and general care for my pleasure while also divining the severity of their porn brain

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weird little freak @burgerqueen.bsky.social · 19/07/2024

horseshoe theory but it's virgins and hypersexuals

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weird little freak @burgerqueen.bsky.social · 21/06/2024

figuring out how to spend $20 extra so you can get a good deal

spongebob holding a pencil and pad of paper, squinting with his tongue out, as if thinking is extremely difficult

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weird little freak @burgerqueen.bsky.social · 09/06/2024

this would be a disaster for everyone involved

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weird little freak @burgerqueen.bsky.social · 09/06/2024

it kills the mood so instantly every time lol starting to think my main rp kink is proper grammar and spelling

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weird little freak @burgerqueen.bsky.social · 09/06/2024

when ur dirty texting with someone and they hit u with the "chock you until you can't breath" 🥴🥴

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weird little freak @burgerqueen.bsky.social · 27/05/2024

introducing a new philosophical challenge to god's omnibenevolence called "The Problem Of Feet-Being-So-Far-From-The-Face-That-You-Can't-Kiss-Each-Other-At-The-Same-Time" only to be demolished by "The Threesome Defense"

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weird little freak @burgerqueen.bsky.social · 03/05/2024

made a little four course dinner themed on coconut too exhausted to take great pics but it was a fun challenge

acarajé with vatapá garnished with tomatoes and onions and cilantro on a square plate

noodles next to braised, glazed short ribs on top of a squiggle of yogurt sauce on a square plate

filipino carioca on sticks resting on a round black plate glazed with syrup

the previous three meals plus a coconut carrot soup with a swirl of coconut milk on a table

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weird little freak @burgerqueen.bsky.social · 02/05/2024

most recently i was explained scovilles and i felt so many mixed bimbo emotions

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weird little freak @burgerqueen.bsky.social · 02/05/2024

i took this pic awhile back; can't imagine having to do that many lol

hands covered in cherry juice next to split cherries and a knife, evoking blood

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weird little freak @burgerqueen.bsky.social · 02/05/2024

ever remove the eyes from a pound of black eyed peas?

photo of three containers in a sink, in process. a bowl with a medley of skinned and unskinned beans sits next to a bowl of skins and a strainer of skins.

the now processed beans which appear almost like small cashew halves now that their eyes are removed rest in a bowl. next to it is a food processor containing the same mixture and some onion.

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weird little freak @burgerqueen.bsky.social · 26/04/2024

yeah same the creamy ones like this are so goooood

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weird little freak @burgerqueen.bsky.social · 26/04/2024

thank you!! the beans are my favorite part tbh

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weird little freak @burgerqueen.bsky.social · 24/04/2024

she just nut in me and now she's checking her credit score

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weird little freak @burgerqueen.bsky.social · 13/04/2024

haha same i got in huge trouble for "being in a fight" which mostly consisted of me getting my ass kicked and receiving a black eye

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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 13/04/2024

ITS NEIL BANGING OUT THE TUNES DAY

Neil (a naked rat) banging out the tunes (playing a small plastic toy piano)

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weird little freak @burgerqueen.bsky.social · 13/04/2024

very quickly, as my @ is included on a chain with things i don't endorse: asexuality is normal & healthy and isn't constructed on sexual shame. many, like me, are very sexual and have found a place here; let us not transform our excitement into self-righteousness. our differences make us beautiful.

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weird little freak @burgerqueen.bsky.social · 13/04/2024

"no thanks i'm good" *hits it 16 more times*

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weird little freak @burgerqueen.bsky.social · 13/04/2024

i know i need to get a weird pain in my body checked out when i start finding it sexually pleasurable

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scary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 12/04/2024

Coffee alternative marketing: this blend of dirt and mushrooms is literally the drug from limitless except it also makes you immortal Coffee marketing: this coffee tastes yummy :)

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weird little freak @burgerqueen.bsky.social · 12/04/2024

my last [roommate/best friend/lover] called me a horrible person and ghosted me, opines person who is about to reveal why

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weird little freak @burgerqueen.bsky.social · 12/04/2024

u ever look down and get distracted by ur own poggers titties

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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 12/04/2024

actually, scratch that, the hottest thing a girl can do is travel thousands of miles just to spend time with me

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