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@buntline.dog
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Buntline @buntline.dog · 19/09/2026
Ok, this is definitely the slogan for the Animalz darkroom towards the end of the night 🤣
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Buntline @buntline.dog · 11/09/2026
I realise a printer is no longer considered an essential part of a computer at home. But it’s rather surprising to have one of our company offices, emailed a shipping label to send us some stuff, say they can’t use it as they don’t have a printer in the building!
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Buntline @buntline.dog · 01/09/2026
Looking forward to more SqueezeFox at @pawsome.bsky.social ☺️
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Buntline @buntline.dog · 30/08/2026
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
Buntline in his Mk1 Land Rover Freelander. The rear soft top is down and there’s a paddleboard on the roof rack. Drawn by Red Baron Wolf a few years ago now.
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Buntline @buntline.dog · 26/08/2026
Here is my butt in particular 😁
Buntline with his trousers round his knees, displaying his bottom in a pair of very bright rainbow-striped briefs.
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Some people might not be aware, but it is entirely possible that without Dolly Parton we wouldn’t have had a COVID vaccine. She partly funded Moderna’s research and gave the largest individual contribution to make it all happen. Just gives you an idea of the kind of person she was.
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Leonore (Lee) Carpenter @leecarpenter.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
In case you are an academic who is currently being gaslit into believing that you're a caveman who wants their students to be jobless if you resist allowing AI in your classrooms... I present to you Berkeley Law's response, which can be summarized as "Fuck off directly into the sun."
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Artificial Intelligence Policy
Effective Summer 2026 Purpose Future lawyers may need to use artificial intelligence (“AI”) fluently. But the current state of the technology requires that AI use be coupled with the cognitive […]
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Pawsome 2026 - Beach Party - 1st-5th Oct 2026! @pawsome.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Important Announcement! We're pleased to announce our Guest of Honour! @pinkyfennec.bsky.social A critter who is responsible for some of the most amazing anthro furry cons & events in UK & Europe. To find out more, visit pawsome.org.uk/2026/goh & welcome them to the beach party!
This is a cover image depicting our Guest of Honour in anthro and human forms, and inviting you to click a link to find out more.
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Buntline @buntline.dog · 09/08/2026
Not a bad Sunday. Breakfast, hot tub, sauna, shag, several blowjobs, roast beef dinner with a nice glass of wine and now poured into a first class train seat home.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
53,800 of these bad boys are landing in Clacton. Ain’t they beauts? #VoteBinface
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Lights out and away we go! #Clacton
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uosdɯᴉS ɐuɐꓷ 🦄 @danacorn.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The other day I was talking to my teenage niece, a scarily smart kid who would never ever have AI do her work for her, and she told me that multiple times a teacher has accused her of it, with the burden of proof that AI didn’t write her paper placed on her. It was infuriating.
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Buntline @buntline.dog · 08/06/2026
This made me well up a little 😢
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Nicholas Kole @nicholaskole.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I keep trying to find different combinations of words to see if anything clicks
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
"What is [small org] doing to help and support trans people?" Bitch I ain't posting that on the internet where GB News can see it! Are you stupid??? The local community knows, the people who need help are getting it, that's all that matters. Get off the internet and find somewhere you can help too
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ConFuzzled @confuzzled.org.uk · 31/05/2026
Neutron was a major contributor to the community, supporting & working at many events. Sadly he left this world last year, but is remembered always. This event raising money for the LGBT Foundation is a great way to honor his memory. If you can, please support, or event take part! buff.ly/jonL2c5
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Donate to The Neutron Pup Walk Fundraiser, organized by John Proctor
Friends of Neutron and his family would like to raise some money for the LGBT Foundation … John Proctor needs your support for The Neutron Pup Walk Fundraiser
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Chad Blackwell @chadthegryph.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
fucksake
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Hey Furb! @furble.uk · 29/05/2026
Ok, so here's my thoughts on #CFz2026 summed up.
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Buntline @buntline.dog · 22/05/2026
This. I’m aware that my own performance in suit isn’t particularly great, and have huge respect for those who can really bring a character to life.
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Doveux @doveux.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I will say, if anyone might fancy DJ-ing at Pawsome in genres other than EDM then please do apply! Variety is the spice of life and all that. Btw if you know any DJs who do alternative music, you'd make my day by sharing this with them!
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Buntline @buntline.dog · 06/05/2026
Just realised that, for unrelated and innocent reasons, I’m going to be walking into the office tomorrow brandishing a power drill and a copy of my employment contract 😁
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Buntline @buntline.dog · 02/05/2026
Six pre-packed chocolate-spread pancakes do not constitute a balanced breakfast, despite Sainsbury’s sending them in place of the croissants I ordered.
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Buntline @buntline.dog · 11/03/2026
An idea for @were.dog ? 😁
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Buntline @buntline.dog · 27/02/2026
I normally tolerate vaccines pretty well, but this new gonorrhoea one is giving me “school bully dead arm” sensation tonight. Still well worth it though, and I hope y’all get it soon if it’s relevant to you and you haven’t already.
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Buntline @buntline.dog · 17/02/2026
I’m on the plane to Nordic Fuzz Con. Presumably the fact that someone just boarded in full plate armour (sans helmet) and a cloak is not unrelated. (Armour isn’t furry per se, of course, but any weird outfits around Malmö for the next week are going to be presumed furry until proven otherwise.)
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Buntline @buntline.dog · 09/02/2026
Glad to discover that the new gonorrhoea vaccine has finally reached Hampshire. Booked in for it at my next PrEP appointment straight after NFC.
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
For >10 years I’ve been on an admissions committee for a prominent science journalism fellowship. We always have around 150 applications from around the world to review for 6 spots. This year we only had 32 applications. And several we can’t review because they’re visa restricted now.
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Buntline @buntline.dog · 31/01/2026
- Philosophy of Science - Russian for Scientists - Finance and Accounting - Robotics, but only the very boring theoretical parts - Neural Computing, which turned out to contain very little about neural networks and was mostly a study of interesting brain injuries.
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Buntline @buntline.dog · 30/01/2026
5 jobs you’ve had - Y2K tester - oxygen bottle filler - hospital storeman in charge of bedpans, vomit bowls, and limb bins - Perl developer - boat plumbing control engineer
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Thomas Fuchs 🫯 @thomasfuchs.at · 27/01/2026
“The very first rubber dick to touch government-issued leather boots triggered a full-blown chemical weapons response.”
closertotheedge.net
THE DILDO DISTRIBUTION DELEGATION
The revolution did not arrive with speeches, pamphlets, or a carefully moderated Zoom call about optics.
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Buntline @buntline.dog · 21/01/2026
I know someone who had a nightmare about winning this, but it was every toy in every permutation of size and colour, and filled an entire articulated lorry. Which then arrived unannounced and started unloading thousands of dicks onto his parents’ driveway 🤣
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Buntline @buntline.dog · 29/12/2025
@danacorn.bsky.social I bought the first Heavenly Nostrils box set for my niece for Christmas, and my sister in law has just started reading them to her. She’s doing all the voices 😁
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Buntline @buntline.dog · 11/12/2025
Hahahahaha! Nope.
An automated email telling me that my ESTA visa waiver for the US expires soon, advising me to reapply “if travel to the United States is intended in the near future”. Naturally, I do not intend to travel to the US any time soon. 

The email also includes a poster-style image whose tagline is the hilarious lie that “Traveling to the US has never been easier.”
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Kennel Klub @kennelklub.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
We are open! Please feel free to come fill in a page in the remembrance books of you are stopping by to see us today <3
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Buntline @buntline.dog · 31/10/2025
I’m working on a community project at the moment that’s written in Python. Just made a donation to help fill this hole. Maybe if enough people around the world do the same, we can even exceed the original US Government blackmail grant?
Screenshot of a receipt from the Python Software Foundation showing a $50 donation.
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Pawsome 2026 - Beach Party - 1st-5th Oct 2026! @pawsome.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
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Flux 🇨🇦&🇬🇧 🔜 Pawsome, KiB, BFC, Darklands @therianthropy.co.uk · 28/10/2025
He was a f**king legend. The UK furry/pup/kink/gear scene owes much to Neutron, you’ve left a huge legacy, touched lives for the better. I’m proud to have worked with you on Pawsome & a good friend. I’ll miss our regular calls with a good bitch about stuff, feeling better for it!
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Buntline @buntline.dog · 04/10/2025
Looks like Tufty’s gunge demo at @pawsome.bsky.social is going to have a special guest.
A paddling pool set up in a tent ready for a gunge demo. A life size cardboard Mr Blobby is looming over the scene.
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Buntline @buntline.dog · 03/10/2025
A corgi prisoner and a latex nun? Only at @pawsome.bsky.social
Someone in an American prison jumpsuit and a fursuit head, kneeling for absolution before a person in a nun’s habit crafted from shiny rubber.
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Buntline @buntline.dog · 01/09/2025
BOINGGGG!
The inner core and belt mounting plate of a Jay’s Boingy Tail. Without the fur cover, it’s a somewhat industrial-looking silicone and aluminium thing, with six bolts holding it together and “Jay’s Boingy Tails” moulded in raised letters along the side.
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uosdɯᴉS ɐuɐꓷ 🦄 @danacorn.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
I absolutely hold the world record for getting newspapers to print drawings of unicorn butt crack.
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Pawsome 2026 - Beach Party - 1st-5th Oct 2026! @pawsome.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Literature is a huge part of furry community history, and THE BOOK BADGERS are on a mission to engross everybody in exciting new worlds — visit them in the Dealer's Den and at thebookbadgers.uk, and let yourself be swept away by their huge collection of books and comics!
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Buntline @buntline.dog · 14/06/2025
I would like to wish a hearty Fuck You to @qatarwings.bsky.social , as we pass my one-hour anniversary of joining the queue for their “online checkin fast bag drop”. Reckon there’s about the same again to go.
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Buntline @buntline.dog · 03/06/2025
Donated yesterday, but realised I probably ought to share it around a bit as well. If you attend IRL furry events in the UK there’s a decent chance you’ve been under Stone’s welfare cover at some point, even if you didn’t need to call upon it. It’s great to see the community paying that back.
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Buntline @buntline.dog · 25/05/2025
They only had one of these left at the Dealers’ Den and it wasn’t really my size. But if there’s any outfit it’s good to wear even when it’s far too tight…
Buntline in a “Himbo Hooters” tank-top and orange shorts, both rather too small but kinda pulling it off…
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Buntline @buntline.dog · 24/05/2025
I see that @mattgrayy.es Is Trying to cover a lamppost in Birmingham with furry stickers 😁
Wide shot of a random lamppost alongside a footpath, covered as high as people can reach with dozens of small stickers of furry characters. Close up on the lamppost showing a “Matt Gray Is Trying” sticker among the furry ones.
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Taz🍀🌟 @tazzle.art · 23/05/2025
oh! and here's a badge for @buntline.dog for ConFuzzled's fashion theme :3 #furryart #furry #cfz2025
a male brown anthro dog walks down a fashion runway, looking back over his shoulder at the viewer and smiling knowingly. He is wearing a plain grey tailored suit, with the jacket slung over one shoulder to reveal the colourful pattern on the back of his shirt.
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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 23/04/2025
In the Beano this week Bananaman’s enemy General Blight becomes the head of DOPE - the Department of Pure Evil.
Mayor Brown making Blight the head of DOPE- the Department of Pure EvilBlight saying “Come on, let’s make Beanotown much worse”Blight saying he’ll sack all the police officersBlight saying he can do whatever he wants
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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 14/04/2025
Foreign Friends with Travel Plans to the U.S. for Conventions: A bit back I said you should maybe reconsider those plans. I would like to amend my prior statement. Cancel them. Cancel them now. We cannot keep you safe from our own government. Take your holiday in Spain or something.
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