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@bumfl0p.bsky.social
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Lost the sauce, pls help

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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Got recognized at work by a high school barista from the coffee shop I go to. Suddenly felt insane dread that I got refereed to as “the guy who’s always ordering iced coffee”
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Weird day of work, I got my best compliment from my boss and something I submitted as a joke got approved. Time to ruin my good luck
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Debating on whether to get fired for fighting the owners son over using AI at work lol
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Waking up from a migraine nap by a work call telling me I need to fill in on Monday. Gonna go back to sleep lol
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Was shot and killed by a police officer in a VR training program today. Simulations imitate life I guess
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Looking around for lovely WNBA games to watch and feeling only sadness and despair 🥺
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Balls hurt, considering castration.
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
9/25 and I’ve only seen content from four of them. Glad that I’m still staying out of touch :)
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
As an adult, it’s important to overcome insecurities and develop new ones. I have come to accept and love my nose, but it has recently come to my attention that my legs are hideous and must be hidden from public sight.
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
So my company seems to be using AI now to post on social media?!? Not concerning at all consider we write news stories for a living…. Surely this is not going to create doubt in our readers at all
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
“Every Thursday, my brother and I go to Pizza ranch and watch anime together” -Coworker sentence of the day
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Embarrassing: after a late night of overtime, I fully nodded off during a public meeting. Empowering: Everyone was so engaged with the wonders of a grant resolution that my ass went unnoticed Harrowing: why does no one see or talk about my ass :/
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
ESPN article of Stefon Diggs signing with Washington takes 12 paragraphs to mention the assault allegations. Love to see it 🙄
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Started following this Toronto based account on Insta where the persons job is to give tickets to people in the bike line. Based on the comments, you would think bike lanes are an affront to God. Wtf is happening in this world.
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
There’s something magical in being told “You’re the first person to ask that question” either I’m a beautiful genius, or the dumbest ape around.
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kalibomeli.bsky.social @kalibomeli.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
1/ This is Nick Adams. He’s a big deal in MAGA world. He’s got 638K followers on X and 2.1M on Facebook. President Trump even appointed him to a role at the State Dept. But when I started digging into Adams' nonprofit for "civics" education, something didn't look right ... 🧵
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Liberal Currents @liberalcurrents.com · 28/07/2026
“If this were occurring abroad, to an ethnic minority, we would call it ethnic cleansing.” www.liberalcurrents.com/the-american...
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The American Transgender Refugee Crisis
If this were occurring abroad, to an ethnic minority, we would call it ethnic cleansing.
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Matthew Hay Brown @matthewhaybrown.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
67 boat strikes 221 people killed EXCLUSIVE: Operation Southern Spear has not reduced the volume, availability, purity or price of cocaine arriving in the U.S., according to an internal DEA assessment and a closed-door Pentagon briefing for senators, and has made enforcement more difficult
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67 boat strikes. 221 dead. The cocaine hasn’t slowed, officials report.
The president says Operation Southern Spear has virtually ended drug trafficking by sea. Pentagon and DEA analysts have concluded otherwise.
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
*Trying to sound less pathetic when talking to friends Me: “Yeah so, it’s not simping, it’s actually desperate yearning”
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Natasha Kindred @thehoursgodsends.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Horrible new bullshit from the sea every time. It’s never ‘oh we found a new pink fish that is so happy’ it’s always stuff like this, the crush-depth screw-headed dongwongler, and it’s got to have big long creepy bits. Sick of the ocean tbh.
A photo of a Magnapinna squid captured by a deep sea drilling company.
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QueerAF @wearequeeraf.com · 07/07/2026
There is growing evidence that ‘gender policing’ in single-sex spaces is on the rise, despite the Code not yet being in force
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EHRC says 'sex questioning' will be "rare" – but evidence suggests it's increasing
The chair of the EHRC has claimed in a letter to a Labour MP that sex questioning under the updated Code of Practice will be “rare and exceptional”
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
“.. Members of the group Patriot Front ride the metro on the 250th anniversary of U.S. independence in Washington, D.C.” @reuters.com
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Gotta say, it’s a little frustrating that an article I did about a proposed data center has so many comments from people who clearly didn’t read it. IN THE OPENING I SAID IT WAS BLOCKED. Pls use any media literacy before commenting
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Night Of The Living Biffs @b1ffy.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
It’s been a hard and yet triumphant year for Minnesota. Ordinary people have been targeted by their fellow countrymen, and made heroic sacrifices for their neighbors. So, appropriate to remember that 163 years ago today, 262 average Minnesotans sacrificed themselves at the Battle of Gettysburg.
The 1st Minnesota Regiment monument at Gettysburg
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Spent my morning at a government meeting about a proposed data center and saw the Supreme Court rulings after leaving. Gotta say, not a positive mental health start to the day.
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Tired to be independent: sewing by myself. After much thought and over an hour spent accomplishing nothing, I will no longer be independent.
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Overheard a group of teens discussing Eragon at a Mexican restaurant. The kids are reading and they’re reading…Eragon?!?
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
They really cannot stop making themselves look evil. Jonathan Ross and the other agents killed people. ICE agents that murdered people deserve prosecution and should be outed at a bare minimum. They’ve gotten away with so much, they are fortunate this country is so broken
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Adam Steinbaugh @adamsteinbaugh.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Listen as a New Jersey judge orders a newspaper (New Brunswick Today) to delete a security video the school district wanted deleted from the internet -- and orders the newspaper not to write about it *at all.* This is a prior restraint in violation of the First Amendment.
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Talking about begrudgingly signing a one year lease renewal and the first thing my coworker says is “So we get you for another year” Suddenly I’m overwhelmed with the urge to quit on the spot
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
SpaceX goes public today. There’s been a lot of chatter about the largest IPO in stock market history that will likely make Elon Musk the world’s first trillionaire. Here's what I think you should know about it... 🧵
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Not sure why people here in Iowa love to say “I’m glad we’re not California” all the time. What do we do better other than be more hateful and conservative?!?!
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Running multiple days in a row only a few weeks after surgery. They’re calling it the most ethical self harm imaginable 😤
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Small town city councils are so funny. The council members will name drop a persons full name and some wild action they did. But then say “don’t report this public budget number that I said during a public meeting”
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yoshimi red @yoshimired.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
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🌒💀 evelynn 💀🌘 @ladyartaud.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
i have yet to see a single cis person say something about the fact that the government just designated trans people a terrorist group and threatened to kill all of us.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 08/05/2026
Repost this if you’ve gone to the doctor or you’ve seen a dog. I’m a teacher trying to show my students that it’s possible to repost stuff under certain circumstances like if a post asks you to and you’ve gone to something or seen something
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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me,
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Was about to scream into the void….. go wolves lol
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
The Justice Department seems to be going out of its way to avoid saying that Cole Allen didn't fire any weapons at all inside the Washington Hilton — and that the officer hit was most likely hit by friendly fire. www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/is-the-jus...
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Is the Justice Department lying about Saturday's "shooting"?
A central point of the government's case doesn't add up.
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Tim Byrne @tbyrne75.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Zhang Shan won the gold medal for the mixed skeet shooting event in the 1992 Olympics. The International Shooting Union *immediately* banned women from competing against men.
Zhang Shan holding a rifle.
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Least shocking discovery ever, a long period of medical issues causes more bad mental health
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Austin Kocher, PhD @austinkocher.com · 12/03/2026
As of March 9, ICE has signed 1,511 active 287(g) agreements with local law enforcement in 39 states. That's up from just 135 in January 2025. In a little over a year, the number increased more than 10x.
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Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I was in a 2 hour briefing today on the Iran War. All the briefings are closed, because Trump can't defend this war in public. I obviously can't disclose classified info, but you deserve to know how incoherent and incomplete these war plans are. 1/ Here's what I can share:
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 03/03/2026
So, in launching a huge bombing campaign on Iran they apparently didn't plan for: - Who takes over; - Interceptor shortages from sustained drone retaliation; - How to defend US bases in the region; - Threats to ships in the Strait of Hormuz; and - How to evacuate Americans with airspace closed.
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Anjali Dayal @anjalikdayal.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
i cannot stop thinking about this man, who survived the Rohingya genocide but couldn’t survive border patrol. “He died trying to get home” is a gut punch
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Willow 💧 @willowmlp.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Repost if your account is a safe space for the trans community. 🏳️‍⚧️
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
SURVIVOR PREMIER IS 3 HOURS?! Somehow made it an hour in until i realized, whose idea is this? Who thought they could get away with this?!?
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Have been informed that it is incredibly Gen Z of me to pick up a phone call and not answer for ten seconds in case it’s a spam call. Maintenance guy was a not a fan of that at all and sure let me know it.
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