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Blemmy

@bumfl0p.bsky.social
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Lost the sauce, pls help

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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
He’s definitely blaming himself for the drop, brutal ending
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is the same county where sheriff’s said 4 of their flock cameras were shot up. Lot going on over there lol
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You know it’s election season when I have to be subjected to Texas politics while in Iowa trying to watch the Minnesota Vikings game lmaoo
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Can I cross other people’s fingers as well?
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Uptown Girl by The Beths
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Correctly” implies that you already had this mapped out and was just waiting for someone to piece it all together.
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Trying to imagine Tomlin reacting to Minecraft updates and figuring out how to incorporate new blocks and features into his city floors me.
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me when I see the rat:
sticker announcing to the world that this rat is gay
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Do they have to rebrand as OpenSIs?
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Do kids these days even know about Jake from State Farm’s orginal ad? Or just as that guy who is a walking corporate ad for some reason?
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The idea of Doug murdering the Biberty ball and spawning more commercials is a terrifying prospect that I had never considered. This evil must end before it’s too late
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Got recognized at work by a high school barista from the coffee shop I go to. Suddenly felt insane dread that I got refereed to as “the guy who’s always ordering iced coffee”
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My brother had a phase where he never shut up about Transistor. Literally became his persona lol
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Now was the “idiot” tag from before or after this conversation?
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Yeah you blitz, but are you a Flores blitzing team or just a coward?”
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Found myself a little distracted by the badass fit, but love
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Put the game on after getting off work and I nearly vomited my gosh
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Weird day of work, I got my best compliment from my boss and something I submitted as a joke got approved. Time to ruin my good luck
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Finally got him to say it was optional and that I don’t have to use it. Which begs the question, why make us sit through a meeting about it?
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Debating on whether to get fired for fighting the owners son over using AI at work lol
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Loved your work for years. Good luck at next stop!
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This was every radio station for years omg
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A receiving back that plays special teams seems to be the secret to longevitiy I guess
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Second nap for the win. Original person is back, and I no longer have to fill it. Sleeping off problems works!
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Waking up from a migraine nap by a work call telling me I need to fill in on Monday. Gonna go back to sleep lol
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
*throws bones on the floor “Guys, it’s movie night”
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I’ve seen and heard the same things said about Turek and Sand here in Iowa as well. Hinson literally said the other day that Turek “wants to put men in women’s bathrooms.” Republicans do not care that the Iowa Dems are selling out trans people.
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Everytime I look at him on my fantasy team, yes
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Not me throwing my hands up in the air while all the police officers were telling me to grab my gun and shoot back lol
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Was shot and killed by a police officer in a VR training program today. Simulations imitate life I guess
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This has been in my playlist all summer, I have no idea how I stumbled onto it, but I love it
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Next your going to tell me to drink water or something
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I see. I’m big on putting on an album or podcast and just wandering for an hour without touching the phone. But I also understand just wanting to enjoy nature in of itself
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Are you including headphones on and in the pocket? Or do you just mean physically holding your phone?
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
LOL of course
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Who is she hate watching with Djokovic already out?
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Looking around for lovely WNBA games to watch and feeling only sadness and despair 🥺
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Balls hurt, considering castration.
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
9/25 and I’ve only seen content from four of them. Glad that I’m still staying out of touch :)
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I was shocked when in July he said as governor he would not make things worse for trans people and criticized taking away the civil protections. Then later said “men in girls sports” as something he’s against. Can’t have it both ways! Can’t be an ally when you’re transphobic
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
His wife is an immigrant!!!!!!
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Zach Wahls was killed too! It wasn’t even close. Several dems I spoke to said they voted Turek because they agreed with the more electable messaging. So disappointing
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Can I pull off a tank top?
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Im somewhat convicted the physical training staff is pushing the numbers on the substation story. Anything to redirect meaningful blame to them lol
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It is so heartwarming. Over in Salix Iowa, there was actually death threats sent it to the city council as an ongoing fight against a possible data center continues.
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Arif. He’s like your friend? Boss? Coworker? Nemesis? I’m not really sure tbh. You two sometimes exist near each other
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
So this is what happens when you escape the Vikings after dark and Arif?
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
As an adult, it’s important to overcome insecurities and develop new ones. I have come to accept and love my nose, but it has recently come to my attention that my legs are hideous and must be hidden from public sight.
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
So my company seems to be using AI now to post on social media?!? Not concerning at all consider we write news stories for a living…. Surely this is not going to create doubt in our readers at all
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Blemmy @bumfl0p.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Unfortunately, that seems to be the majority of Dems in Iowas stance this election cycle. Rob Sand has said the same stuff in the Governor race.
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