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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱

@bumblesnuff.bsky.social
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Technomancer, TTRPG enthusiast, hardware security researcher, plays with directed EM fields for a living. Vet, silly little goose, elder millennial punk, banned in one country (at least). Looking for a place to happen; making stops along the way. They/He.

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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 4h
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 12h
A great Sunday morning - nice autumn vibes, early morning drive, coffee and Timbits, and a quick visit to the bookstore to pickup this beaut by @beetlemoses.bsky.social. Perfection.
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Mateus Fernandes going from 20th placed Southampton to 18th placed West Ham to 17th placed Spurs:
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This show blew my mind as a kid. Still does.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Really, really tired of being told I’m fucking up, when a deep, hours-long, multiparty confirmation exercise shows my estimates are off by 0.78% of the expected value. To put that in perspective, it’s not even a cent compared to a dollar, or 7.8 grams in 1 kg. By estimating. Grumble grumble.
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💠𝑺𝒄𝒉𝒖𝒍𝒕𝒛𝒊𝒆𝑷𝒊𝒆💠 @schultziepie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Please share. #Pinks
girlyfeminist girlyfeminist
l've been a SA advocate for decades:
NEVER go to campus resources for a SA. Call a rape care hotline/program (off campus), get a SA advocate (they're free), go to a SART hospital for care (and evidence collection if you choose).
They activate the police. Schools have NO business in this process and will minimize and bury it. It's a criminal matter, not an administrative matter.
Period. No exceptions.
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Everything Dice @everythingdice.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
✨ GIVEAWAY ✨ The Critical Role Fey Realm D20 is available now! Time to celebrate with a giveaway--no fey bargains necessary! Giveaway ends 9/30 at 12pm CT. To Enter: 🧚‍♂️ Follow this account 🍭 Like + Repost this post You can get this D20 NOW from the Critical Role US, UK, EU and AU shops! #dnd #dice
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Is the tool wiring HV electrodes subdermally into the CEO, so that when something happens that shouldn’t, the boss gets a tasertickle?
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bad things come in threes. The third thing today was having to drill out my door lock, while my door key [and three (3) sets of lock picks] were on the other side. 🙃
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 26/09/2026
green text on a black background reminiscent of an old computer terminal from the days before graphical user interfaces

the text reads, in all caps:
Technology used to be cool, but now it's owned by the worst, most moneysick humans on the planet. But there are transsexual furry hackers out there, still fighting the good fight
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Totally read this as The Pube Cube.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Banger thread
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
WOAH
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Feeling like the 40-something parent of a 20-something idiot who doesn’t listen to older folks, and they’re both me. Sunscreen. Yes, oily and gross. But cancer is worse.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Went to a specialist yesterday for some spots that have appeared on my arms. Being Irish Canadian, I thought it was a good idea as I’m the prototypical fair skinned, redheaded type. Folks, get your screenings done. Trust your gut. Wear sunscreen. Fortunate to have caught what I did, when I did.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
These tech CEOs are absolutely cooked, out of their idiot minds.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Very strong Kitty-George Bluth energy.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is great for social network mapping.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The point here is that some people are so fully in their own echo chambers that they’re cooked. I’ve tried for months with this person to be patient, taking the high road, explaining things nicely. Fuck that, fuck the mindset, fuck his feelings. He’d do the same for me if he knew more about me.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So you can imagine how incensed he got when I said we can choose different trading partners, strengthen those relationships so we don’t need to rely on America solely, and that “we don’t need to suck Trump’s c***” to survive. Meet the clowns where they are, with language they can comprehend.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The antivaxxer at work (who’s got one helluva cold 🙃) decided to try and get into it with me about the Canada-Europe collaboration. “Why not the States? We don’t have a good trading relationship with Europe, so the States makes the most sense!” This dude was fully animated, voice angry…
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Those selected have the opportunity to do the funniest thing.
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Secret Agent Number Six @designationsix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The thing to learn from Ed Sheeran is that if you are going to lick boots you are going to do it by yourself.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Goddamnit why is it so hard for middle/elder white guys to just stay the fuck out of things?
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Fuckin wut that is nuts
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Make sure you support Trans rights in the process.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Goddamnit it’s so fucking hard to be an ally, apparently.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It’s only “supplementing a fed employee’s salary” if it’s from the Oval Office region of the United States. Otherwise, it’s just sparkling prostitution.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
(I found this image on @standplaatskrk.pl’s “The Thread” a while back. Attribution!)
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Definitely having one of those days where I wish I could put a bookmark in it, close it, go for a very long walk, find a Little Library full of other lives, and go read a few chapters of a different story.
A cute li’l furry, white animal in front of a retro 90’s (oooof) background. Captioned with “more like zerotonin am i right lol”.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Kindly, and as a Canadian: Where was this statement with the Gulf of Mexico? Or Lake Ontario? Is it only not okay when he comes for an American state?
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Babe wake up whole new “puff puff pass” just dropped
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This is such a breath of fresh air.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
*swoon*
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
“Tide takes those Berenstains right out.”
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TechCrunch @techcrunch.com · 02/09/2026
MapQuest is now the No. 1 U.S. app after bucking Trump’s ‘Lake America’ renaming
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MapQuest is now the No. 1 U.S. app after bucking Trump’s ‘Lake America’ renaming
The once-dominant mapping app has surged to the top of Apple’s U.S. App Store after refusing to adopt Trump’s “Lake America” name, drawing more than half of its 2026 U.S. downloads in just six days.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“Ohh, poor us, whatever will little old Apple do, ohh, the rage of a single person, woe!” Meanwhile, a world curses Apple because batteries drain after an update: “lol suckaz, get fucked, buy our $1,500 phones that last 3 years”
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Once Upon A Time On The Internet @newgroundsdoc.newgrounds.com · 01/09/2026
23 YEARS AGO TODAY, @mrweebl.bsky.social posted BADGERS to @Newgrounds.com
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Metabolically. Fuckin eww.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Womp, womp, fucking womp. May he have a future like the one he’s helped force others to have.
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Becka 💖💜💙 @beckabites.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
September is Bi Visibility Month, so perceiving me may be easier, as all bisexuals have disadvantage on stealth rolls until Halloween 1st.
BI REMINDER
💜Bisexual women are still bi even if they're dating men
🩷Bisexual men exist, and they're not "just gay"
💙Ace/Aro bisexuals, & Nonbinary
bisexuals exist
💜Sexual orientation is about attraction, not action
🩷Bisexuals dont need to have dated all the genders/gender identities they re attracted to - to know they're attracted to them
@CapriCampeau
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Showing this to all the doubters at work
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The kids are alright.
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026
We’re not changing it.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Tattoo their names on your memory. They’re going to try and separate themselves, so bind them with a Trumpian cord and let them sink.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“I’ve got a hot girlfriend from Quebec and were still a thing” Mister VP, sir, that is a Chesterfield.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The whole thread
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 24/08/2026
The best time to have made Canada digitally sovereign would have been *before* an American president announced his intention to annex Canada and began explicitly deploying America's tech companies to attack his geopolitical adversaries. The second-best time is *now*. 52/
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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