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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱

@bumblesnuff.bsky.social
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Technomancer, TTRPG enthusiast, hardware security researcher, plays with directed EM fields for a living. Vet, silly little goose, elder millennial punk, banned in one country (at least). Looking for a place to happen; making stops along the way. They/He.

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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Really, really tired of being told I’m fucking up, when a deep, hours-long, multiparty confirmation exercise shows my estimates are off by 0.78% of the expected value. To put that in perspective, it’s not even a cent compared to a dollar, or 7.8 grams in 1 kg. By estimating. Grumble grumble.
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💠𝑺𝒄𝒉𝒖𝒍𝒕𝒛𝒊𝒆𝑷𝒊𝒆💠 @schultziepie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Please share. #Pinks
girlyfeminist girlyfeminist
l've been a SA advocate for decades:
NEVER go to campus resources for a SA. Call a rape care hotline/program (off campus), get a SA advocate (they're free), go to a SART hospital for care (and evidence collection if you choose).
They activate the police. Schools have NO business in this process and will minimize and bury it. It's a criminal matter, not an administrative matter.
Period. No exceptions.
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Everything Dice @everythingdice.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
✨ GIVEAWAY ✨ The Critical Role Fey Realm D20 is available now! Time to celebrate with a giveaway--no fey bargains necessary! Giveaway ends 9/30 at 12pm CT. To Enter: 🧚‍♂️ Follow this account 🍭 Like + Repost this post You can get this D20 NOW from the Critical Role US, UK, EU and AU shops! #dnd #dice
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Is the tool wiring HV electrodes subdermally into the CEO, so that when something happens that shouldn’t, the boss gets a tasertickle?
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bad things come in threes. The third thing today was having to drill out my door lock, while my door key [and three (3) sets of lock picks] were on the other side. 🙃
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 26/09/2026
green text on a black background reminiscent of an old computer terminal from the days before graphical user interfaces

the text reads, in all caps:
Technology used to be cool, but now it's owned by the worst, most moneysick humans on the planet. But there are transsexual furry hackers out there, still fighting the good fight
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Banger thread
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
WOAH
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Went to a specialist yesterday for some spots that have appeared on my arms. Being Irish Canadian, I thought it was a good idea as I’m the prototypical fair skinned, redheaded type. Folks, get your screenings done. Trust your gut. Wear sunscreen. Fortunate to have caught what I did, when I did.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is great for social network mapping.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The antivaxxer at work (who’s got one helluva cold 🙃) decided to try and get into it with me about the Canada-Europe collaboration. “Why not the States? We don’t have a good trading relationship with Europe, so the States makes the most sense!” This dude was fully animated, voice angry…
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Secret Agent Number Six @designationsix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The thing to learn from Ed Sheeran is that if you are going to lick boots you are going to do it by yourself.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Goddamnit why is it so hard for middle/elder white guys to just stay the fuck out of things?
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Fuckin wut that is nuts
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Definitely having one of those days where I wish I could put a bookmark in it, close it, go for a very long walk, find a Little Library full of other lives, and go read a few chapters of a different story.
A cute li’l furry, white animal in front of a retro 90’s (oooof) background. Captioned with “more like zerotonin am i right lol”.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Babe wake up whole new “puff puff pass” just dropped
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This is such a breath of fresh air.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
*swoon*
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TechCrunch @techcrunch.com · 02/09/2026
MapQuest is now the No. 1 U.S. app after bucking Trump’s ‘Lake America’ renaming
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MapQuest is now the No. 1 U.S. app after bucking Trump’s ‘Lake America’ renaming
The once-dominant mapping app has surged to the top of Apple’s U.S. App Store after refusing to adopt Trump’s “Lake America” name, drawing more than half of its 2026 U.S. downloads in just six days.
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Once Upon A Time On The Internet @newgroundsdoc.newgrounds.com · 01/09/2026
23 YEARS AGO TODAY, @mrweebl.bsky.social posted BADGERS to @Newgrounds.com
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Becka 💖💜💙 @beckabites.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
September is Bi Visibility Month, so perceiving me may be easier, as all bisexuals have disadvantage on stealth rolls until Halloween 1st.
BI REMINDER
💜Bisexual women are still bi even if they're dating men
🩷Bisexual men exist, and they're not "just gay"
💙Ace/Aro bisexuals, & Nonbinary
bisexuals exist
💜Sexual orientation is about attraction, not action
🩷Bisexuals dont need to have dated all the genders/gender identities they re attracted to - to know they're attracted to them
@CapriCampeau
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Showing this to all the doubters at work
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026
We’re not changing it.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“I’ve got a hot girlfriend from Quebec and were still a thing” Mister VP, sir, that is a Chesterfield.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The whole thread
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 24/08/2026
The best time to have made Canada digitally sovereign would have been *before* an American president announced his intention to annex Canada and began explicitly deploying America's tech companies to attack his geopolitical adversaries. The second-best time is *now*. 52/
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Mark Carney @mark-carney.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
We are masters in our own home.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Lacing up the shoes to help our neighbors take out their trash in a couple of months.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Feel this one, in my soul.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Lunch? Ohh, twist my arm.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Isn’t Duffy responsible for the FAA? Big question is why it isn’t cheap jet setting across the States. Or is it a question?
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Become human malware (or is that “malwear”?)
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I remember my dad laying into me when I was *just* over 100 lbs as a 13 year old, and the fat shaming coming from a man to his AMAB child gave me a complex I still wrestle with. I’m in my 40’s. I’ll join Hoosier Homer on this warpath, any day, all day.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
America is not sending its best or brightest to the upper levels of government, and they’ll keep paying for it until the stupid *really* catches them in the ass.
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
“the database reads from that spreadsheet”
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The unfortunate bit is that ICE will use them on *any* exposed skin… so cover for face and ears, tape your pants down around your socks and shirts down around your gloves, and do your damnedest to avoid skirmishes.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Conveniently doesn’t mention us folx that are fighting in the enby trenches. Or the AxAB allies. This issue is that people are so preoccupied with the (not so) dangly bits and policing them that they lose sight of the humanity.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Capitalism prospers by enslaving humans but, since that’s “not cool”, humanoid robots will have to do.
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Rick @calder12.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Strictly Canadian version. People: You can't just post one line from a song and expect everyone to know the song. Me: They're getting prepared to haul a car out of the river
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I would watch the hell outta this.
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 05/08/2026
This is the highest-resolution view of the surface of the Sun. Ever. Taken by the NSF's Daniel K. Inouye Solar Telescope, features as small as 19 km across can be resolved. The wispy things are magnetic field boundaries formed by Kelvin-Helmholtz instabilities. The island of Ireland for scale.
A swirling, complex view of yellow–orange–brown wisp-like features. The dark shape in the middle is a superposed outline of the island of Ireland to show scale.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokonosis is back on the menu, boys!
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Uruk-hai from Lord of the Rings: Manflesh!
ALT: Uruk-hai from Lord of the Rings: Manflesh!
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
There’s really no need for this beyond disinformation. “Oh, I was just playing with it!” No, you were helping Google collect targeting data for things you really don’t care about. This litters reality with AI BS that makes it hard for most people to separate fact from fiction. This *will* be used.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
This is the world’s most poorly laid out bingo card, it’s just a list, but… … bingo.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Oooooooooooooooh on my list
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This is very smart. It’d be good if this was SOP for flight crews.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Incredible. Debasing yourself to him, to get double tapped on your way out.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Yet another reason to switch!
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