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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱

@bumblesnuff.bsky.social
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Technomancer, TTRPG enthusiast, hardware security researcher, plays with directed EM fields for a living. Vet, silly little goose, elder millennial punk, banned in one country (at least). Looking for a place to happen; making stops along the way. They/He.

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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A great Sunday morning - nice autumn vibes, early morning drive, coffee and Timbits, and a quick visit to the bookstore to pickup this beaut by @beetlemoses.bsky.social. Perfection.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Very strong Kitty-George Bluth energy.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Definitely having one of those days where I wish I could put a bookmark in it, close it, go for a very long walk, find a Little Library full of other lives, and go read a few chapters of a different story.
A cute li’l furry, white animal in front of a retro 90’s (oooof) background. Captioned with “more like zerotonin am i right lol”.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Lunch? Ohh, twist my arm.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Become human malware (or is that “malwear”?)
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Hanging out with @dumb-industries.com and Lt. Columbo on the big screen. @chris.dumb-industries.com is killing it with the impressions. A Dumb night, had by all!
Intro scene from Columbo: The Greenhouse Jungle, hosted by Dumb Industries. A wealthy gadabout is on the phone, talking to his lover (or wife?), but undoubtedly a future victim.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
It begins…
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Happy #GerryAndersonDay to all who celebrate
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Trying to compete with other great war crime-y tyrants is where we’re at.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
MOOOOOOOOOOOON!
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Do I have work? Yes Do I have assignments and projects to do? Yes Do I have two finals to study for? Yes Damn it all - there are humans going to the goddamned moon! #Artemis #NASA #Wiseman #Koch #Glover #Hansen
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
What’s the matter, AI? Couldn’t make Jimmy Thompson, but you could get his absolutely cooler younger brother?
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Strong Mussolini vibes.
Image of Mussolini’s headquarters in 1934.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Finally, I have a relevant tee shirt.
Tee shirt with “Soylent Pine is Treeple” over a pine tree logo.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
MurderBot (from Martha Wells’s Murderbot Diaries) standing amongst flames, as in the “This is Fine” meme. A thought bubble reads “I just want to watch my shows.”
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I want to run a bespoke leggings store that operates on surge pricing. Let’s call it The Sock Market
The Stonks meme, with the caption “Socks”
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Amazing maple-rum-pineapple glazed ham, homemade maple-rum-cranberry sauce, a glass of actual wine (it’s been 2 years…), homemade ginger cookies, and… .. the Star Wars Holiday Special. (The rum is to help us through. Promise.) A helluva Holiday. Have a merry one, whatever you celebrate!
The Star Wars Holiday Special cartoon sequence plays on a wall mounted TV above a fireplace, between bookshelves. A glass of red wine with a moustache guard is at the lower centre of the picture.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
The Algorithm, algorithming #WhiteHouse #EastWing
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
All I’m saying is that Momo seems less scary and more real:
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Married 10 years, and my partner picked up the *coolest* handmade chocolates I’ve ever seen: hand painted, Canadian flavours, locally made. #Chok ChokFineChocolates.com
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Yeah Glenn, I’m sure it’s that’s what’s holding back, not that they’re forbidden York Peppermint Patties that are irresistible to kids, the DNA damage due to exposure, phones that go beside your head… 10 Ci is a LOT of radiation in a battery. You eat it, you die a long, painful, cancery death.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
America, continuing to have a normal one.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
*Urge to Milo Minderbinder intensifies*
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Yes, the @rifftrax.com version - you think I can cold turkey this sharkpocalypse?
Watching Rifftrac Sharknado.

A cartoon Darth Vader is force choking the Karate Kid, who is turning purple.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Day 1 of Shark Week: Sharknado and a sharkcuterie board from the local candy shoppe. LFG!
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
“So yeah, I didn’t plan for something and was asked for it last night, and it’s due on Monday before 0900h, so I guess you’re working overtime on the weekend… oh, and management has prohibited *my* working on weekends, so you’re on your own.” I *love* my leadership.
A bluish-black cosmic whirlpool, with “Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.” overlaid on it.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
I know this is the Lanc from the Battle of Britain Memorial Flight, but because I’m currently home brewing a D&D campaign for my peeps, I totally read this as a Big Bad Motherfucker, which it also totally is.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Happy #RockyFlintstoneDay to all those Belinkers out there! Thank you, @flintstonerocky.bsky.social, for this Chardonnay-soaked epic. Here’s to this year’s revisit!
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Finally, scientifically valid snark.
A screen grab from LinkedIn:
“Physicists crafted the world’s smallest violin using nanotechnology. You can’t get much of a tune out of it though…”
A picture showing a violin against a human hair.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
From the BBC. Trump exhibiting strong “I’m going to bully you, and if you tell anyone, I’ll do it harder”. Fuck this clown. Fuck his circus.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Oh noes! First Canada, now Europe… it’s almost like everyone did things for America that Americans took for granted. It’s okay though, America First! America Alone! America does so much for everyone, America will prosper and be great again! America! Fuck yeah! (Now in the Find Out stage)
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Curious if that Russian negotiation team will soon be the recipients of a lot of the Mar-A-Lago banker’s boxes, or if Ivana’s body will be exhumed and relocated…
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Got you a location: Montreal.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
I would suggest doing this with Amazon Basics products, which are produced by Amazon proper; dropshippers; and faceless corporations. *Don’t* do this with small sellers. The Amazon policy spells out to small sellers that they are over a barrel either way. Don’t be mean while exercising your $.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
I looked at the Seller section on Amazon, and it looks like you’re over a barrel, on the hook either way. Question for you: Any idea who fulfills “Amazon Basics” products? Is that Amazon proper?
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
2025, Book 6: “The Murderbot Diaries Vol. 1” by @marthawells.com. If you’re looking for a Sci-Fi action novel that explores the human condition through the eyes of an analytical, sassy, ND human-bot hybrid, this is it. Part Bourne, part Expanse, Part Marvin the Paranoid Android, and all awesome.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Defund Elon Musk. It should survive on its own.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Not to brag, but 30 for $10 or 12 for $4 is an eggcelent deal.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
There are a *lot* of politicians looking to use this time to leverage their own political futures. I believe Doug Ford to be that kind of politician. If you are going to vote, spend time looking at track records, statements, political leanings, alliances, enemies… form a holistic view of candidates
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Do it.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Another banger: “Bury Your Gays” by @chucktingle.bsky.social - If you’re looking for a dang good queer sci-fi horror that proves love is real, get a copy of this, my buckaroos, guys, gals, and enby pals. It was nice to read something smart with representation. Thank you, Chuck!
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Happy birthmonth! Hoping the next chapter brings new Fuckery.
Fuckery… Advanced Fuckery… Super Advanced Fuckery… the ancient tomes of the wizened.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I mean, it makes some very strong arguments for the state of the world.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
And with that *forcefully depresses ‘Submit’ on the keyboard*, the opening salvo of grad school apps have been sent. Now to anxiously await results.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
<Depeche Mode> Your own Personal Knit Jesus <\Depeche Mode>
A thrift store find: “Create your own knitted Jesus”.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I’m looking into it, and part of the deal is living in Canada for 3 of the 5 past years, and having a permanent residency - so those might be tricky parts. It’s a similar case to some European countries. Sorry it’s not better news. But if I can dig up any info for you, let me know! 🇨🇦
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️🇬🇱 @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
It’s the year of grad school applications. I’m so sorry, references. All I want is to be accepted, and for this to occur I’m relying on basic stats and your copy/paste. And now, back to my normal thoughts:
Quiz: Are you even good enough to have imposter syndrome?
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