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@bshawesome.bsky.social
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Brian @bshawesome.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Shoutout to the Taylor Swift fan with the license plate "10MINVER"
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Brian @bshawesome.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Where did all the ‘95 Camrys go? You see ‘95 Accords, but never Camrys
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Eric Umansky @ericumansky.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This is exactly what ICE said: "Parra-Hernandez ran in front of an ICE vehicle and was struck." Now watch the video. They're no other word for it: They're lying.
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Jess Morrissette @decafjedi.com · 06/10/2026
♪ Come join the Skydance Brothers and the Skydance Sister, Dot ♪
Wakko, Yakko, and Dot.
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Brian @bshawesome.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
THE CINCINNATI KID
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Brian @bshawesome.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Waterboy We
ALT: Waterboy We
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Brian @bshawesome.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A contested double pass in the rain what could go wrong
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Brian @bshawesome.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I finally get it. Dave Doeren is Kirk Cousins.
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Brian @bshawesome.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
All I needed to win this week was for Davante Adams to lose no more than seven fumbles, but I'll take 195 yards and two TDs.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Gelert, by Charles Burton Barber, 1884, 📸 by Alondra Moya
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Brian @bshawesome.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Thinking about that episode of Even Stevens where Beans is in a beauty pageant hosted by Dave Thomas from SCTV
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Brian @bshawesome.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
For once, a race is ruined by Lance Stroll NOT spinning. #SpanishGP
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Brian @bshawesome.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I am shocked, SHOCKED, that this track with no passing zones has no passing #SpanishGP
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Brian @bshawesome.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Today's total frauds: Ryan Day, William Sawalich
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Brian @bshawesome.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Why is Arch Manning answering straight into the camera
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
THE PREMISE IS THAT THE MUPPETS ARE PUTTING ON A SHOW CALLED THE MUPPET SHOW
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Brian @bshawesome.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is my favorite Barry Melrose clip. One of a kind. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xf44...
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Kevyn Adams sick goal!
YouTube video by Charlie Wilson
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Brian @bshawesome.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I still get non-junk mail for the previous owner of my house. I’VE LIVED HERE FOR 14 YEARS.
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Asha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Remember when John Kerry got swiftboated for his ACTUAL Silver Star, Bronze Star, and three Purple Hearts?
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Brian @bshawesome.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Pick six and a sack on consecutive plays is a hell of a week one.
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Brian @bshawesome.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This couldn't be more wholesome. A trifecta of Canadian royalty. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAn5...
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Nardwuar vs. The Guess Who
YouTube video by NardwuarServiette
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Brian @bshawesome.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
dave doeren more like ave oeren
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Tyson @lscpunk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If Dolly was our constant reminder that it was Good to be Good, Tim Curry was our reminder that it was Good to be Weird. Embrace your strangeness, sing with Muppets, wear your lingerie with a leather jacket, and fuck with uptight people who hate anything that makes them remotely uncomfortable.
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Boze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton rose from poverty to stardom. She gave $500 to every student in her hometown who finished high school; she built hospitals & bald eagle preserves; her Imagination Library has gifted 300 million books to children. Roger Ebert met her and came away thinking she was a literal angel. RIP.
“In Dallas for the premier of '9 to 5', I had an uncanny experience, and on the plane home to Chicago I confessed it to Siskel: I had been granted a private half hour with Dolly Parton, and as we spoke I was filled with a strange ethereal grace. This was not spiritual, nor was it sexual. It was healing and comforting. Gene listened and said, "Roger, I felt the exact same thing during my interview with her." We looked at each other. What did this mean? Neither one of us ever felt that feeling again. From time to time we would refer to it in wonder.”
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Petty Ranch / Chris Sayer @pettyranch.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The belief that ignorance = rural authenticity runs deep. I once had a policy advocate tell me "I like talking to you because you're not a farmer." "I am literally a farmer." "Yeah, but... you know what I mean." Yeah. I do.
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Brian @bshawesome.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Trying to frame gambling as a spiritual exercise is the most Rick Rubin thing possible
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Ambassador Ken Fairfax (ret) @portlandken.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Tales of everyday corruption. Pete Hegseth cancelled the $400,000 contract for making uniforms for the Blue Angels on the grounds that the contract with "The Sewing Box" was DEI since the firm is Black-owned. Instead, he awarded it to a Trump donor for $1,690,000, a 325% price increase!
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 05/08/2026
in 2016 Elon Musk said he would build a fully automated factory in Fremont, California for the upcoming Model 3 and he then spent on the order of $2 billion on production lines that didn't work, forcing Tesla to assemble cars by hand in a tent but sure, now he's gonna do it on the moon
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Abraham Lincoln: they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Robert E Lee and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go four score with another wrestler, you got 7 years. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal!
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Brian @bshawesome.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
webbigail vanderquack
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The Storm Cellar @stormcellar97.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
"subprime" #1 ) OMG That's amazing. #2) Welcome to Tom Dundon operations Portland fans.
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Lauren Brownlow @lebrownlow.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
What an homage to the Falcons
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Brian @bshawesome.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I skipped school to see the Stanley Cup in 199...7?
teenage Brian kneeling in front of the Stanley Cup
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
That the U.S. appears to have completely visibly given up after a catastrophic own goal fuck up is a little on the nose.
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Brian @bshawesome.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Breaking: Max Verstappen to Hendrick 48
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Brian @bshawesome.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
why is canelo wearing sunglasses inside a suite at night
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Brian @bshawesome.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I hate Matt Freese
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Brian @bshawesome.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I hope this turns out okay for Freddie, but playing for Mike Babcock in a snowbank for league minimum doesn't seem as fun as retiring a Stanley Cup champion.
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Brian @bshawesome.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I blame Muharemović's terrible bleached hair
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Brian @bshawesome.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Could the US team be any less likeable
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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Brian @bshawesome.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I miss silver goal. It was so dumb.
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Brian @bshawesome.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Rushmore was 28 years ago wtf
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Brian @bshawesome.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Happened to be taking the trash out at work just in time to wave to Taylor Hall. Pretty cool.
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Terence @topolk.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Do we get to keep the Hurricane Witch?
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Brian @bshawesome.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
For the real ones: BEAP BEAP
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Brian @bshawesome.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Someone just mentioned Zac Dalpe to me. Shoutout @droessl.bsky.social.
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Ben Moser (he/him) @benmoser.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
They did it Rod’s way. They did it without gooning it up. They did it with only three losses. The Carolina Hurricanes are the Stanley Cup Champions.
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Brian @bshawesome.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
JORGE ALVES CUP LIFT
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