e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 05/08/2026in 2016 Elon Musk said he would build a fully automated factory in Fremont, California for the upcoming Model 3 and he then spent on the order of $2 billion on production lines that didn't work, forcing Tesla to assemble cars by hand in a tent but sure, now he's gonna do it on the moon3:51 PM · Aug 5, 2026 852013451
e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 05/08/2026read history benbellabooks.com/shop/ludicro...benbellabooks.comLudicrous - BenBella BooksLudicrous lays bare the disconnect between the popular perception of Tesla and the day-to-day realities of the company. 19811
Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 05/08/2026↪ Replying to @niedermeyer.onlineWith people shaped robots for some reason even though it wouldn’t need to be! 1110
Der Motzmichel auf Bluesky in der EU!!! 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇮🇱❤️🕊️☮️🏳️🌈🍍🤪🚀🖖🏽✌🏽🖕🏼🤡🙈🙉🙊👉🏽👌🏽🌮🥸🫣💩🌈 @maverick1966.app.leafplaza.eu · 05/08/2026↪ Replying to @niedermeyer.online@palle.eurosky.social 120
Atrios @eschatonblog.com · 05/08/2026↪ Replying to @niedermeyer.onlinewell now optimus is serving meals in his national network of diner charging stations. i assume so, anyway, he promised 1460
Raffie1 @raffie1.bsky.social · 05/08/2026↪ Replying to @niedermeyer.onlineJust another republican wasting monies that could help people. 041
C.V. Danes @cv-danes.com · 05/08/2026↪ Replying to @niedermeyer.onlineCan we send him to the Moon to personally supervise the construction? 162
Personality Contest @jakegarza.bsky.social · 05/08/2026↪ Replying to @niedermeyer.onlineRemember when he drove a tesla over a platform and then California gave him millions because they were going to be able to switch out car batteries on the fly? 1151
Raging Spirit @ragingspirit.bsky.social · 05/08/2026↪ Replying to @niedermeyer.onlineWaiting for him to build a windbreaker on the moon as the first structure. 050
guilfordghost.bsky.social @guilfordghost.bsky.social · 05/08/2026↪ Replying to @niedermeyer.onlineThe point I abandoned any Elon projections or estimates…static.klipy.comKyle Broflovski: I Can't RememberALT: Kyle Broflovski: I Can't Remember 042
Kim @kimoco.bsky.social · 05/08/2026↪ Replying to @niedermeyer.onlineDon't forget when Tesla poured chemicals into the surrounding area of their Palo Alto plant. As usual, they pollute anywhere they operate and then beg for forgiveness and go to court to avoid penalties.abc7news.comTesla chemical spill: Palo Alto apologizes for delay in notifying residentsThe City of Palo Alto notified the public about Tesla's chemical spill five days after it was reported by residents. 0132
thewallsfell.bsky.social @thewallsfell.bsky.social · 05/08/2026↪ Replying to @niedermeyer.onlineNow I understand why Fremont is the happiest city in the USA, "OK, I missed my bus, but at least I didn't spend on the order of $2 billion on production lines that didn't work, forcing Tesla to assemble cars by hand in a tent." Perspective. wallethub.com/edu/happiest...wallethub.comHappiest Cities in America in 2026Happiest Cities in America in 2026 030
Neera Tanden Still Eats Laura Loomer's Ass @leftlimelight.bsky.social · 05/08/2026↪ Replying to @niedermeyer.onlineI'd happily chip in $5 to launch Elon to Mars. 1111
brian pillion @anaphoristand.bsky.social · 05/08/2026↪ Replying to @niedermeyer.onlineThis monorail episode's been running on loop for a decade now? 0141
Dave Peterson @davepete.bsky.social · 05/08/2026↪ Replying to @niedermeyer.onlineHe's gonna need a sturdier tent. 031
jhnm2024.bsky.social @jhnm2024.bsky.social · 05/08/2026↪ Replying to @niedermeyer.onlineWish Niedermeyer's Ludicrous and Borsook's Cyberselfish had gotten more attention when they were first published. 091
Decorative Gourd Aficionado @ric-willem.bsky.social · 05/08/2026↪ Replying to @niedermeyer.onlineremember when he said covid was a hoax? back when he'd only been promising full self driving for five or six years. 140
Hank G @neqone.bsky.social · 05/08/2026↪ Replying to @niedermeyer.online...with humanoid robots this time too, just like the ones that will be building out the Mars colony. 041
Sleepin Dogo @sleepindogo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026↪ Replying to @niedermeyer.onlinebsky.app/profile/slee...Sleepin Dogo@sleepindogo.bsky.socialOnly one of these things is true, dear reader. Can you spot it? $SPCX #SPACEX #XIA $TSLA 0173
Worldvind @trinvin.bsky.social · 05/08/2026↪ Replying to @niedermeyer.onlineElon is good at abusing the system to enrich himself — but the longest rope has an end. 071
Peter @treadingwater1.bsky.social · 05/08/2026↪ Replying to @niedermeyer.onlineThis guy says crazy stuff about the moon. Stuff, they would lock you up in a nuthouse 010
Dizzygirl @dizzygirl.myatproto.social · 05/08/2026↪ Replying to @niedermeyer.onlineBut he's a genius, you know. 110
Kieran Hannon @kieranhannon.bsky.social · 05/08/2026↪ Replying to @niedermeyer.online👆 muskrat 👆 #tesla $tsla #spacex $spcx #musk 000
Nick Donald @nickdonald.bsky.social · 05/08/2026↪ Replying to @niedermeyer.onlineIs he going to repeatedly crash space junk on it until chaos forms some meaning? 020
samguy60.bsky.social @samguy60.bsky.social · 05/08/2026↪ Replying to @niedermeyer.onlineAfter a day of laundry I told my husband that we need to move back to a building with a laundry room so we can do three loads at once. 010
_borntobemild @born2bemild.bsky.social · 05/08/2026↪ Replying to @niedermeyer.onlineI predict that his lunar giga-fantasy will crater, *phnar, phnar*.static.klipy.comDetailed View of the Moon's Craters and SurfaceAlt: Detailed View of the Moon's Craters and Surface 000
nsarj.bsky.social @nsarj.bsky.social · 05/08/2026↪ Replying to @niedermeyer.onlinePersonally? In a spacecraft he rushed to production? Man, I hope so. 031
Scott Gable @scottgable.bsky.social · 05/08/2026↪ Replying to @niedermeyer.onlineUnfortunately, like the drug boats being blown up, the Falcon upper stage that just hit the Moon destroyed the evidence….. 000
MovieEv @realmovieev.bsky.social · 05/08/2026↪ Replying to @niedermeyer.onlineelon must have brought in doge to run tesla 010
xorgeo5.bsky.social @xorgeo5.bsky.social · 05/08/2026↪ Replying to @niedermeyer.online#muskrat is mooning US. 000
Panther Raccoon @pantherraccoon.bsky.social · 05/08/2026↪ Replying to @niedermeyer.onlineYeah because there's no air on the moon so now friction won't be a problem. Those robots will move too fast for the eye to see! 010
SoyBOO @soybot.bsky.social · 05/08/2026↪ Replying to @niedermeyer.onlineThink of the possibilities!!! You could build REALLY BIG TENTS on the moon, thanks to the whole microgravity thing. 010
JEDI-76✊✊✊✊ @westwiz31.bsky.social · 05/08/2026↪ Replying to @niedermeyer.onlineIndiana sr sezzz... 010
mentalstate.bsky.social @mentalstate.bsky.social · 05/08/2026↪ Replying to @niedermeyer.onlineHey; remember when he fixed the pipes in Flint, Michigan? Or when he said around 2014 that full autonomous Teslas were coming in 6 months? 150
Reagan's Ghost @reagansghost.news · 05/08/2026↪ Replying to @niedermeyer.onlineLet's strap him to the one headed there now - no time to waste 010
rule4080.bsky.social @rule4080.bsky.social · 05/08/2026↪ Replying to @niedermeyer.onlineThe Afrikaners came to America, sold the White Valhalla to the a White public thirsty for a White God they could call their own. 000
jan633.bsky.social @jan633.bsky.social · 05/08/2026↪ Replying to @niedermeyer.online🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 010
💀WuClanTang💀, it’s just too Gary (scary) @yevkras.bsky.social · 05/08/2026↪ Replying to @niedermeyer.onlineIt’s easier on the moon, there’s less gravity than Fremont. 000
Diane @dianesf.bsky.social · 05/08/2026↪ Replying to @niedermeyer.onlineDidn't Musk also promise something in Las Vegas some kind of train or hyper loop or something 000
Diane @dianesf.bsky.social · 05/08/2026↪ Replying to @niedermeyer.onlineI love how last week he regretted his time in politics Now he got a new government contract and he is donating $120 million to republicans 130
palmdessert.bsky.social @palmdessert.bsky.social · 05/08/2026↪ Replying to @niedermeyer.onlineCan we SEND HIM TO THE MOON?! This guy is worthless and a trump heel licker! 000
Linda R @lindaroesch.bsky.social · 05/08/2026↪ Replying to @niedermeyer.onlineWhether it’s ever built or not, I feel another bazillion dollar government contract coming his way for it. 010
shorttimer.bsky.social @shorttimer.bsky.social · 05/08/2026↪ Replying to @niedermeyer.onlineWelfare Queen 000
Spanish Inquisition @peptopotemkin.bsky.social · 05/08/2026↪ Replying to @niedermeyer.onlineThe assembly line has been around since Henry Ford rolled out the Model-T. And you're telling me Musk fucked that up? 030
GloriaLynn @glorialynn.bsky.social · 05/08/2026↪ Replying to @niedermeyer.onlineHe should go TO the Moon, to supervise, of course. 010
RF_Dude Слава Україні 🇺🇦 @rfdude.bsky.social · 05/08/2026↪ Replying to @niedermeyer.onlineButbutbut... The brilliance THIS time is that he will do it with US Taxpayer dollars and let grandma starve to death for his vainglorious malarkey. (He probably got a lot of tax $$ and credits last time, too, but this time will be a free ride for him!) 000
Spoiler Alert @thespoileralert.bsky.social · 05/08/2026↪ Replying to @niedermeyer.onlineGravity's a bitch 000