Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026 I'm not seeing a way to bet that Brady tries to drop the gloves with Staal at puck drop. That's a shame. 020
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Skating out with the cup is amazing. Get bent, Florida. 030
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Why anyone would use Muse on purpose is beyond me. 020
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Sooooo, two of the most popular sing-along songs at sporting events in Michigan are about: -being cheated on and doing nothing about it AND -getting the hell out of Michigan. 000
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Is it possible for a coach to inspire less confidence than Dave Doeren? 010
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026@mapquest.com what happened to the robot navigation voice!? Just got the new update and my kids are missing it. 000
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I can only imagine this will have co-promoted Kalshi markets too. Morality losing in 2026 sounds like easy money. 100
Reposted by Derek RoesslerTimothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 06/09/2026the clock is expired and nobody has touched the ball. this is ridiculous! 671053285
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Well thanks to the refs, Michigan won and STORMED THE FIELD FOR BEATING A MAC SCHOOL 052
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 06/09/2026HAHAHAHA great job losing at home to a MAC school as a 27 point favorite. 000
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Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 05/08/2026All this wrestling on free* TV tonight is outstanding. 100
Reposted by Derek RoesslerSean Marshall @seanyyz.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Why I’m a fan of the Oxford comma. 846222253631
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 02/07/2026"I believe that we will win" has got to be the worst widely adopted chant in sports, right? 020
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Big win for Riley Gaines who now finishes in 4th place. Still no medal though. WOMP womp. 251
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Workshopping some version of "How was your time at Freedom 250?" as an insult. 130
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Tulsky making the moves that no one sees coming. A tale as old as time...or 2018ish. 030
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 24/06/2026In the year 2026, I have to FAX or SNAIL MAIL my written request to cancel auto insurance with Progressive. The irony of that company name using old ass technology isn't lost on me. 110
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Brindy and Staal aren't letting this team lose tonight. Good guys win 5-2. 150
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Been rocking this tonight. I'll take all the credit 😂 160
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 10/06/2026At a certain point, I'm gonna wonder if Brendan Sorsby put a call in to Aho and Svech. 010
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 10/06/2026I didn't have Jordan Staal channeling rookie Ovi with a diving goal on my bingo card. 020
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Is it good when your top line is the least noticable line? 120
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Special shout-out to McNabb for being a moron there. 020
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 07/06/2026"hey Siri. Is allowing 6 goals in a period good?" 110
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Is anything cornier than Fernando Mendoa cranking a siren in front of a Medieval Times-ass backdrop? 111
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Seth complimenting Staal's speed and Jordan's reaction just before 5:00 is fantastic 010
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Is the ESPN camera aimed at Jordan Staal on a canoe in a storm? 210
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Reminder that Notre Dame scored first in the championship game that year. 020
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Someone play the Bob Knight halftime speech for this team. 110
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 05/06/2026I know it doesn't make for as much content, but can't it be as simple as Vegas is both very talented and on a heater? 242
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Not to gatekeep, but I'm gonna ask more Canes fans to act like 2010-18 Canes fans instead of trust fund kids. 230
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 05/06/2026I didn't have Brett Howden turning into Peter Forsberg on my bingo card 010
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Fair to say Dylan Larkin wants a midnight train going anywhere? 050
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Am I: entertaining the kids since they're out of school OR pregaming before @joeovies.bsky.social and @saracivian.bsky.social at Marbles? 271
Derek Roessler @droessl.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Made my first 82-0 team. This site/game is surprisingly addictive. 010
