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Bryan Camp

@bryancamp.bsky.social
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(he/him) Author of THE CITY OF LOST FORTUNES. Teacher, spouse, New Orleanian, Critter, and Probably Running Late For Something. Clarion West '12.

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Bryan Camp @bryancamp.bsky.social · 12h
I was already going to read this, but now I'm really REALLY going to read this.
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Nino Cipri @ninocipri.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
By 40, you should have a shirt you can’t bear to throw out, an animal you over-identify with, a bad 90s movie that makes you weep due to unresolved issues with a parent, an apotropaic charm to ward off The Curse, inexplicable memory lapses, blood on your hands, so much blood, & shoes w/ arch support
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Raphael van Lierop 🇨🇦 @raphlife.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Techbros seem to love Tolkien, so here's an analogy to help you understand what genAI is. GenAI is The One Ring. You think your use is justified, b/c you don't have evil in your heart. But it came from evil, it is intended for evil purpose, & anything you do with it will be twisted to that end.
Boromir from THE LORD OF THE RINGS, holding The One Ring. He thought he could use it for good, but everything done with the ring turns to evil. He was one of the mightiest warriors of middle earth, and he could not resist its powers. Others even mightier fell to the ring. Do you think you are stronger than them? The One Ring is generative AI.
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Bryan Camp @bryancamp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
New author goal unlocked.
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Bryan Camp @bryancamp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Really dug this one, definitely one of those "why aren't more people discovering this book" books.
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Bryan Camp @bryancamp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I won't, actually? I don't follow children on social media. I'm not even ON the children's social media. "You won't *believe" what they're saying on Tik-" "Believe it? Honey, I don't even *care* about it."
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Bryan Camp @bryancamp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So, some of that texas song/monoculture discourse had me conflicted. Like, am I now That_Old_Guy who can't appreciate new things? But I heard half of Sienna Spiro's performance on the VMAs last night, then found her music this morning. So, Principal Skinner gif but: "no, it's the NYT who's wrong."
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Bryan Camp @bryancamp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
BARS
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A. T. Greenblatt @atgreenblatt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Three-Lobed Burning Eye Magazine is currently running a Kickstarter and one of the rewards is a short story critique from me, among other cool rewards. Please back if you can! www.kickstarter.com/projects/asf...
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Three-Lobed Burning Eye magazine 2027
Publishing original horror, fantasy, and science fiction since 1999. Let’s create another year of strange and wondrous tales!
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Bryan Camp @bryancamp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Swag out the ass, I’m the man, fuck Chico Took the G out your waffle all you got left is your ego.
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Bryan Camp @bryancamp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Today in "Things I Didn't Know I Had Opinions On": Darkwing Duck remake. Okay, I'm listening. Mark Hamil as Darkwing. Oh? OH? Well I could really be-- Seth Rogen as Launch--No. No thanks. Nope, nah, I'm good. I'm not even a Rogen hater, but that's just not remotely the voice of a himbo-duck.
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Bryan Camp @bryancamp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm just imagining his (hopefully ex) wife getting up to "get something from the concession stand" and then prompting her own (unworn) glasses "Send David a message as if it's from you and ask him to stop shouting and criticizing and just be there for his son."
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Bryan Camp @bryancamp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
But I thought ai could do everyone’s jobs. I thought if you don‘t use ai, you’ll get left behind. I thought ai was inevitable.
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Bryan Camp @bryancamp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My two brains:
Kronk and Yzma from the Emperor's New Groove, riding a roller coaster into a splash of bright blue water. Kronk is the consummate himbo, lantern-jawed, snatch-waisted, hands thrown in the air in delight. He's armored in a blue and gold breastplate and gold vambraces. Yzma is a desiccated scowl of a person, hunched and clenched, glaring at the world in bitter resentment that any of it exists at all. She's wearing a tight, faded black turtleneck and a headdress whose sparse feathers are as black as her mood.
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Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Happy Monday! There's ONE WEEK (and one day) until the release of THE ONLY WAY OUT IS UP, so it's time for me to start shouting about it regularly. SHOUTING! PRE-ORDER! www.amazon.com/Only-Way-Out... Sorry. Too loud.
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Malcolm Devlin @malcolmdevlin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Engines Beneath, U.S. -- My upside-down folk-horror-but-in-a-housing-estate novella is now available in the US thanks to the good folk at @influxpress.bsky.social. It's a very handsome book that would look lovely in your absolutely giant American bookshelves.
Cover for Engines Beneath Us by Malcolm Devlin (lots of gears and cogs under some nodesript houses. One of the cogs is a big old eyeball. It looks great. Luke Bird did the cover and I'm very chuffed with it.) The book is on a table in a New York park.
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you ever find yourself feeling lightly bored when you’d rather be briefly but intensely annoyed, try logging on. Logging on! It’s like licking a battery with your soul.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I have a cousin who was constantly putting me on game with ways that I could get out of my J-O-B and not do all that “smart shit cuz.” I finally explained to them that I LIKE all the smart shit, did in fact choose to do it for a living, and I am very good at it. They never really believed me.
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Bryan Camp @bryancamp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hit me with the first line of your novel, published/finished or not. "Like many who would one day become Reliquaries, the man the Realms call the Sunset Shield rose from relative obscurity."
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Bryan Camp @bryancamp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Wake up, babe. The new iteration of “ma’am, this is an Arby’s” just dropped.
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 15/03/2026
I needed a therapist in childhood and instead I discovered the magic of books
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Bryan Camp @bryancamp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This is a really great idea for a publication on its own, but that AI policy write up deserves to be nominated for a Best Related Work Hugo, and I am utterly serious.
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Bryan Camp @bryancamp.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Okay, but…zootopia Wuthering Heights? I’d read it.
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Bryan Camp @bryancamp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I know the idea of a corporation choosing NOT to capitalize on something is laughable...but, did no one at any of the publishing houses consider optics? Like, how good does a publisher look right now if they just...didn't exert any rights? Let their authors keep their WHOLE check? Imagine.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 04/09/2026
Thinking about how, when designating a single class for this lawsuit, the parties told the judge that authors were generally working with publishers as partners and so there was unlikely to be significant disagreement over percentages. And I was like "lol. lmao."
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Bryan Camp @bryancamp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Just @ me next time, geez.
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Bryan Camp @bryancamp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
FULL agree on this one. My favorite part of this description is that I had to pause to consider WHICH character "giant cryptic hive mind spitting out different embodied chat personalities" referred to.
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Bryan Camp @bryancamp.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Me, before reading this paragraph: Oh, new Chandrasekera novel? I want that now please. Me, by the end of this paragraph: pounding the desk, teeth clenched so tightly with frustrated longing that molars are cracking.
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Bryan Camp @bryancamp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Micah won't say it about himself, but I will. His writing _fucks_. You should pick up this collection right away. I can't wait to dig into these stories. bookshop.org/p/books/vult...
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Vulture Gold: Stories
Winner of the Raz/Shumaker Prairie Schooner Book Prize in FictionWelcome to a dark country of sadness and wonder. Where a wedding dress turns a reluctant bride into a flock of birds, and families put ...
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Micah Dean Hicks @micahdeanhicks.com · 01/09/2026
My book VULTURE GOLD is out today! Available anywhere you get books. bookshop.org/p/books/vult...
The book, Vulture Gold, lying on black feathers and surrounded by lit golden candles. The book cover shows, in sepia tones, a flock of ravens flying down with their mouths open.
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Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 28/08/2026
They do call me Premee 'The Audacity' Mohamed
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Bryan Camp @bryancamp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I teamed up with @johnjosephadams.com and wrote one of the adventures in this! So if you've got an adventuring party who would like to [spoilers] on a [spoilery] [spoiler] while two [spoilers] clash in the midst of a [spoiler] with a [big, badass spoiler] sneaking up to ambush them...pick this up!
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Bryan Camp @bryancamp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I teamed up with @johnjosephadams.com and wrote one of the adventures in this! So if you've got an adventuring party who would like to [spoilers] on a [spoilery] [spoiler] while two [spoilers] clash in the midst of a [spoiler] with a [big, badass spoiler] sneaking up to ambush them...pick this up!
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Bryan Camp @bryancamp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I teamed up with @johnjosephadams.com and wrote one of the adventures in this! So if you've got an adventuring party who would like to [spoilers] on a [spoilery] [spoiler] while two [spoilers] clash in the midst of a [spoiler] with a [big, badass spoiler] sneaking up to ambush them...pick this up!
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Bryan Camp @bryancamp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Couldn't be me. I haven't looked at Goodreads since one of my favorite writers posted a lovely review of my first novel and I just George_Constanza_Leaving_on_a_High_Note.giffed on outta there.
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Bryan Camp @bryancamp.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
As a New Orleanian, I support this. As a New Orleanian, I must also gripe about this. "Which parish? Which area code? Shiiiiiiiit, we got us a couple-three distinct dialects right here in the 504, brah. You best not just mean Cajun." Which I guess kind of proves the original point.
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Bryan Camp @bryancamp.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I can read 4 or 5 books at a time because I frequently got "non-school reading" taken away from me as a kid. Grades would drop into the Bs and Cs, I'd get punished. I'd get caught partway through one book, get it taken away, start a different one. When I got the books back, I'd pick up where I was.
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Nnedi Okorafor, PhD @nnedi.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“HOW TO LIVE IN THE AGE OF A.I.” ALLLLLL This. 100%!!! 😊❤️
HOW TO LIVE IN THE AGE OF A.I.
READ SLOWLY MAKE UGLY THINGS
DONT BELIEVE EVERYTHING
THE FUTURE IS HERE
EAT TOGETHER
GET BORED
AVOID INSTANT
REPLIES
TING TING TING TING!
CALL YOUR GRANDMA
/GRANDPA
FALL IN LOVE
CRY EVERY NOW
& THEN
MEMORISE A POEM TRUST YOUR GUT TAKE YOUR TIME
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Luke Tolvaj @luketolvaj.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
this story is fantastic. please read George's amazing work!
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Your daily affirmation: Be like the sun - get up early with the intent to brighten everyone's day, but instead leave them feeling hot, bothered, and burnt, before you disappear in darkness.
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Bryan Camp @bryancamp.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Got one of those AI Author Scam emails! Still in the game! Idris_Elba_Put_the_Word_Out_There_That_We_Back_Up.gif
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Bryan Camp @bryancamp.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Bea_Arthur_turning_to_the_side_and_restraining_herself_from_giving_voice_to_thoughts_that_should_not_be_spoken_aloud_by_cramming_her_fist_halfway_into_her_mouth_and_biting_down_so_hard_you_just_know_it_had_to_hurt.gif
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Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 13/08/2026
Guys GUYS can we get to 5K on this Goodreads giveaway of my upcoming fantaspionage novel WICKHILLS (if I do not perform, my publisher will feed me to the things that live in Cazenave's castle moat) Says here: 3146 people! www.goodreads.com/giveaway/sho...
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Book giveaway for Wickhills by Premee Mohamed Aug 10-Aug 17, 2026
Enter to win one of 50 free copies available. Giveaway dates from Aug 10-Aug 17, 2026. Enter for your chance to win an ARC of WICKHILLS by Premee Mohamed!
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Indrapramit Das @indrapramitdas.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
How bleak that tech invented the opposite of the glasses from John Carpenter's THEY LIVE. Anti-revolutionary glasses that do the opposite of radicalise you, instead recruiting you to become a willing capitalist surveillance drone for the technofascist overlords.
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
one time i was in the elevator going to my own event, next to a woman holding a stack of my books. i was like "we're going to the same place 😏" and she said "i'm so not a fan, but signed copies get more on ebay" and i said "i'm so sorry for what's about to happen"
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Aliette de Bodard @aliettedebodard.com · 09/08/2026
Here's the gofundme set up by Sheila Williams' kids for their parents: www.gofundme.com/f/help-irene... (parents both need a lot of care that the kids cannot afford or provide, please contribute if you can?)
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Donate to Help Irene's Parents Get Skilled Nursing Care, organized by Irene Bruce
Hi - This is Irene and Juliet, the daughters of Sheila and David. As many of… Irene Bruce needs your support for Help Irene's Parents Get Skilled Nursing Care
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Bryan Camp @bryancamp.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I’m VERY excited for this! “fantaspionage” needs to be a thing. Is fantaspionage the new romantasy? Maybe if we say it often enough, the llm scraping our skeets will claim it is. …yes, my agent does have a fantaspionage if you’re an acquiring editor. I hear fantaspionage is the new romantasy!
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Bryan Camp @bryancamp.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Dar Oakley’s going to have a serious challenge carrying this heavyweight across into Ka. A real loss.
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Bryan Camp @bryancamp.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Okay, I'm here way late, but let's see if anyone's still interested in this...
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