Simon @broomwagon.bsky.social · 13hSlaying the Badger by the much missed Richard Moore is also a great read. 120
Simon @broomwagon.bsky.social · 14hand how do you manage to do so much damage that it costs £1.5m to repair. what's he been up to? 000
Simon @broomwagon.bsky.social · 14hwhy have they let Kermit loose in a laboratory? are there no proper scientists left? 030
Reposted by SimonRob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 14hAround 2003 I used to be one of those charity muggers and once the day was enlivened by BB literally leaning bodily out of the window of a passing car shouting YOU'RE ALL DOING AN EXCELLENT JOB 4597
Reposted by SimonEmma Stump @pisci.bsky.social · 14hThe Junior Kick Start music has just started playing in your heads. 001
Simon @broomwagon.bsky.social · 15hthese managers' comments are all versions of "I don't want to comment and the process needs to runs its course". I bet that's not what any of them are really thinking. 030
Reposted by SimonMary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026My coworker announced her pregnancy with some cookies from a local bakery. Today she announced the baby’s gender with some cookies from a local bakery. I am wondering what else we can find out about this baby because this is going well.  341030108
Simon @broomwagon.bsky.social · 15hI am thinking about the Liverpool Man City game and the slightly surreal atmosphere there will be. There must be a good chance that at some point this season that City will be expelled from the Premier League. if that happens presumably all the results in this season's games will be void. 010
Simon @broomwagon.bsky.social · 15hI think we should field the catering and ground staff, give the players a rest. These games are likely to be meaningless once the judgement happens. 120
Reposted by SimonPostcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026JOE'S KIPPER THIS MORNING WAS THE SIZE OF A WHALE. 1123723
Simon @broomwagon.bsky.social · 16hwhat a brilliant person and I enjoyed her line "I will share this with Trump" 020
Simon @broomwagon.bsky.social · 16hhear me out, maybe he'll do it in Gromit's voice - i.e. not speak at all. easiest money he'll ever make. 000
Simon @broomwagon.bsky.social · 16hstatic.klipy.comI Regret Nothing Ron SwansonALT: I Regret Nothing Ron Swanson 020
Simon @broomwagon.bsky.social · 16hyou do wonder what Galloway is thinking. had he convinced himself that he could win, if so I would like to take some of what he has been taking. 010
Reposted by SimonAndy Dawson @andydawson.bsky.social · 17hSelling two tickets for the brilliant Daniel Kitson in Durham next Thursday cos I can't go. 🤪 ROW C IN THE STALLS! 🤪 www.twickets.live/app/block/11...twickets.liveTwicketsTwickets is an ethical ticket resale marketplace, enabling fans to sell spare tickets at no more than face value (plus fees) 024
Simon @broomwagon.bsky.social · 17hI think we can have a good guess at his parents political leanings. 130
Reposted by Simonglastomichelle.bsky.social @glastomichelle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Portrait in lilac. Glastonbury Tor after sunset. 191441164
Reposted by SimonTom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 17hGuillermo Del Toro is 62. Here’s how James Cameron came to the rescue regarding Del Toro’s father’s kidnapping… 1467
Simon @broomwagon.bsky.social · 17hI was wondering that, I have not had a bike with a front lock nut. Admittedly I haven't owned many bikes but that was a new one on me 110
Simon @broomwagon.bsky.social · 17hthe thought of your front wheel coming loose on a descent makes me shudder 120
Simon @broomwagon.bsky.social · 17hHave you seen the other posts about Van Rysel gravel bikes today? Decathlon America Recalls Van Rysel GRVL AF Bicycles; The recalled bicycles’ front lock nut can loosen during use, causing the front wheel to dislodge or loosen over time, posing a crash hazard. Get repair www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2027...cpsc.gov 200
Simon @broomwagon.bsky.social · 17hIt's good news for you that you don't live in France. you'll probably get arrested over there for eating lunch outside of the strict 12-2pm time slot. or, at the very least you'll get an incredulous look. 110
Reposted by SimonDaniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 18hAnyway, happy anniversary to this tweet: 411831
Reposted by SimonMichael Kagan @michaelgkagan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The missing pages of the Das Kapital have been found 1742341317
Simon @broomwagon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I get that's the downside - you need a smartphone and it needs to be charged. 100
Simon @broomwagon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026also, it stops me having that panic on the day of the gig, searching for the ticket, thinking 'have I been emailed this, has it been posted to me and I have lost it or do I need to pick it up from the venue' 220
Simon @broomwagon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I get that it's a pain adding one to your phone but I have found that it's good at letting me know about forthcoming gigs. I tend to go to smaller venues in Bristol and it's been great for them, I think it doesn't get tickets for bigger gigs but for me it's spot on. also, tickets are cheap on it 220
Reposted by SimonSathnam Sanghera @sathnam.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Is it too early to mention Christmas? A nice indie bookshop is offering signed, dedicated copies of Tonight the Music Seems So Loud, if you want to get one as a gift this year, to save you from tears, for someone special. www.welbooks.co.uk/shop/p/tonig...welbooks.co.ukTonight the Music Seems So Loud by Sathnam Sanghera (Signed) — West End Lane BooksSigned and dedicated pre-order Hardback Shipping late November He wrote one of the biggest hits of our age in ‘about an hour’ in his childhood bedroom. He would go on to collaborate with so... 23812
Simon @broomwagon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I use the Dice app, it's great and much more straightforward and you don't get that bit just before you checkout when they say 'here's a £20 admin charge, and oh, here's another £5 delivery charge, even though we are emailing them to you'. 120
Simon @broomwagon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026"Er, I actually prefer some of Hemingway's other books". 020
Simon @broomwagon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026My wife is in the latter camp. If it wasn't for the fact that I need her to help out with the parenting chores I would frame her for a crime so she gets sent away for a very long time. 010
Reposted by SimonMꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 05/10/2026In the 70s Sister Sledge used to drive around in British cars. Their favourites were the Austin Music and Cortina Trap. 3251668
Simon @broomwagon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026"look look, we are not cheating. No cheating here. No siree". 010
Reposted by SimonPrashant 🌊 @prasshant.bsky.social · 08/10/2026They've got a briefing they MUST show up with thumbs up or else... 😂 11224
Simon @broomwagon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I had always assumed that the master race would be a bit more, you know, hot 280