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Bronwyn Joye

@bronwynjoye.bsky.social
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I’m a writer and a science geek, a singer and a sports freak. All sports are awesome but Baseball is the Best. (Disclaimer: my sports loyalties make zero sense to anyone but me. 🤷🏻‍♀️) If I don’t know you, do not DM me. Unsolicited DMs = Immediate Block 🚫

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Bronwyn Joye @bronwynjoye.bsky.social · 16h
This legit made me LOL
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Bronwyn Joye @bronwynjoye.bsky.social · 16h
Every person in that stadium who was waiting til halftime to go to the bathroom had probably possed themselves by now. #delayDelayDelay
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Bronwyn Joye @bronwynjoye.bsky.social · 16h
I might need to watch this every day.
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Bronwyn Joye @bronwynjoye.bsky.social · 17h
“The President is restoring American values” I mean, where’s the lie? — Anyone who’s learned actual American History
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Bronwyn Joye @bronwynjoye.bsky.social · 17h
He Smol
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Bronwyn Joye @bronwynjoye.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Noooo…the last *state sanctioned* public execution in the US was in 1936. There have been PLENTY of public executions of brown people since then.
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Bronwyn Joye @bronwynjoye.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Happiness is toast crumbs and shredded lettuce down your shirt from a delicious sandwich you’re eating in front of the TV…because no one else is at home to judge you.
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 08/10/2026
May we explore the wonders of the cosmos without exterminating the majesty of our own backyard. Musk: No.
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Roth is always good, but he’s talking about my team here and he’s 100% correct.
Some of this is the normal irrationality of frustrated fans, but Orioles fans-and Red Sox fans-can overdo it in their revulsion at Driveline-style hitting instruction yet still be broadly correct in assessing what's wrong with the front office. As Tom Scocca noted back in 2025, the feeling of being condescended to by people who aren't very good at their jobs is infuriating in a way that both transcends the usual sports-fan gripes and further inflames them.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
these people would say it was "unclear" why more people in germany didnt openly identify as jewish in 1942
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Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Peak stupidity. So far, anyway. God damn, people voted for this. Five times, some of them. But hooray for democracy, I guess.
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Bronwyn Joye @bronwynjoye.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Reading this as I sit in the bathroom because I have a colonoscopy tomorrow. Kudos to Kenny!!
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Bronwyn Joye @bronwynjoye.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wow. That’s quite a stat.
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Bronwyn Joye @bronwynjoye.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Can we go back to when (not all of course) athletes were just conventionally stupid instead of “I did my own research” stupid? JFC…
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Bronwyn Joye @bronwynjoye.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh no!! Hope you’re back on the mend soon! I really loved seeing all your posts from your time here in the states. ❤️ Maybe one day we can meet up at an Orioles game.
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 07/10/2026
Well said, Sailor. 🫡🇺🇸⚓️
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Bronwyn Joye @bronwynjoye.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That’ll be me starting tomorrow. So what I’m NOT gonna do is make fun because that sort of Karmic move is just BOUND to bite me in the ass…as it were…
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DaveyGandthe @daveygandthe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh....I know this is just my craziness talking....but it's wild to see how many former #Orioles can actually make a difference on a team that has competent leadership. It's almost like....this sort of stuff matters. Who could have known that? Good job, #Rays you got this.
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Bronwyn Joye @bronwynjoye.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That was really terrific. Not flashy, just good. And that kid on the keys?!? Holy Shit. Second coming of Harry Connick Jr maybe…
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Bronwyn Joye @bronwynjoye.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You don’t have to pull for them…grab a beignet and some Luzianne and have a seat with us. I’ll bring beads…
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Simpsons: Homer and Bart Say 'Join Us'
Alt: Video clip from the Simpsons with Homer and Bart sitting on a sofa bathed in shadows while Homer pats the cushion next to him. Both have wide eyes looking at the viewer and is captioned “Join Us”.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
😕 🌎 🔥
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Bronwyn Joye @bronwynjoye.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sure! A tie at the top of the NFC South! #GeauxSaints #WhoDat
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
De Niro: When that coward, that fucking piece of shit Donald Trump tries to take our voice and power away. What do we tell him? Your fucking hands off our vote
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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News to Remember @moments2remember.link · 04/10/2026
Meet Michael Tracey, the independent journalist that is trying to dox Jane Doe in the Cornell University case. He was at a rally last week harrassing survivors of Epstein, Weinstein and Trump.
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Bronwyn Joye @bronwynjoye.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tape it to the next toe (with a cotton ball between). Basically a splint. Ice too. If it isn’t at least a bit better in the morning get it looked at (in case it needs to be set or something).
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Bronwyn Joye @bronwynjoye.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Look at how STILL the head is while trucking along that fast. Absolutely amazing.
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is the second no-hit bid of 6+ innings this postseason There were no bids that deep in the 2024-25 postseasons combined Last PS with multiple: 2019 (WSH in NLCS G1-2)
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I've seen men run uphill charging .50 caliber machine guns, so I have a slightly decent idea of what courage looks like. This isn't it. Courage will never come from someone is a suit surrounded by bodyguards.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A goose saying "what adversity?"
the same goose chasing a man yelling "what adversity was Deshaun Watson dealing with?"
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Sarah Spain ✨ @sarahspain.com · 02/10/2026
I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.
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Niyannii @niyannii.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
October 👻 Spooky season is here! Kitty will see you on the first! #MonthlyCat #Cat #Thursday #October
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Bronwyn Joye @bronwynjoye.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I dont have any particular thing for the ChiSox, but I really enjoy watching the Astros be terrible.
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Bronwyn Joye @bronwynjoye.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Also he looks a lot like Andrew Tate in this picture and that just makes me hate him even more.
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Bronwyn Joye @bronwynjoye.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m sure a LOT of that stems from “this is how it’s always been” and from Uni execs and profs who were also fraternity brothers and insist “we weren’t like that” and “most aren’t like that” - which most of us know is bullshit.
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Bronwyn Joye @bronwynjoye.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
To be clear, they ALL should be left somewhere to rot, and the bros who knew but did nothing should be sentenced to several years of Hard Labor.
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Bronwyn Joye @bronwynjoye.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sooo…5 of these men were lightly punished by Cornell and 2 of them were expelled (none prosecuted). Due to “privacy”, WHICH two were expelled does not seem to be available info. I have a guess tho.
Gathered photos of the seven Cornell University students and fraternity brothers who are accused in a lawsuit of gang raping an intentionally drugged and unconscious female student at a fraternity party.
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’ve been thinking about the Cornell rape all day. And I have to say, there are very good men in my life, many of them, who are confident and would have stepped in. And I also have to say I think something men and women need to reckon with is that those men are the exception.
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Bronwyn Joye @bronwynjoye.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The exchange I had last night with a couple Philly friends (who had been trying to give me hope about the Orioles last week):
Screenshot of two outgoing text messages:
First reads, ”Sooo…is it better to be disappointed consistently throughout the season, or to experience whatever the fuck the Phillies are doing to you right now?”
Second is a screenshot of a Bluesky post describing Trea Turner’s hit that bounced off a fielders buttocks who then picked up the ball and threw Turner out at first. Screenshot of two incoming response text messages:
First one reads, “Honestly, a catastrophic collapse might at least inspire the kind of bloodletting needed. Consistent disappointment just becomes “the way things are”. And man, you should have heard the crowd at that game tonight. They were *this* close to torches and pitchforks. And hell, there’s always tomorrow night.”
Second one reads, “At this rate I’d be more disappointed if they made the fucking postseason.”
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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 27/09/2026
Imagine hearing these screams, breaking this window, and going home at night believing what you are doing is right and good.
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Bronwyn Joye @bronwynjoye.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He had NO business catching that ball. Holy cow.
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Bronwyn Joye @bronwynjoye.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This whole “don’t bring an iced coffee to an interview” thing is so ridiculous. I mean it is on the face of it BUT ALSO I would end up dribbling it on myself trying to drink it. As it is, I would only drink something on the way TO the interview if I was wearing a napkin bib.
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Kid Spills Coca-Cola Drink
Alt: Video clip of a child drinking from a straw cup but tipping it up until it spills on his face.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My foreign policy views are simple. I think we should be the first among equals to enforce the international law we helped build. Thanks, @ezraklein.bsky.social, for having me on the show.
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twist @pvdork.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We can make more jobs and drop the price of electricity while solving the climate crisis, too.
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Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 26/09/2026
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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Bronwyn Joye @bronwynjoye.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This a lot my take as well. But apart from hoping our former guys do well, I have a soft spot for Cleveland.
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Bronwyn Joye @bronwynjoye.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh I’m so glad you re-posted this!! I was with my mom and tuned into the game in the 6th for the drive home. I was wondering how it happened!!
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