Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 8hWell, he *was* in front of their vehicle, and he *was* running. So, case closed! 000
Reposted by Jeff MichaelScott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 12hAlso, the Alberta independent movement basically disappeared after the Yandex site was bombed. Fancy that. 381760637
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 9hWell, he *was* running, and he *was* in front of their SUV… 000
Reposted by Jeff MichaelRichy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 12hMy online girlfriend was so shocked by the Ukraine drone strike on the Russian data centre that she's been too upset to message me all day. 272747530
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026These people are fucking crazy. Absolutely fucking nuts. www.comicsands.com/byron-donald...comicsands.comMAGA Nominee Assures Tearful MAGA Grandma That He'll Pass Law Forcing Her Estranged Daughter To Let Her See Her Grandson In Unhinged ClipUtterly ridiculous. 000
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026A textbook violation of the Third Amendment. The homeowner should get an award from the NRA and a Presidential Medal Of Freedom. 000
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Back into jail, I guess? To wait for them to have another whack at killing her? 000
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026How the FUCK does he balance like that? It defies gravity! 100
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026These morons--and I mean the leadership and the death cult that elects them--don't give the first shit about what anything actually means. They just know GOOD WORDS and BAD WORDS. That's why communism is inexplicably a bugaboo again. 110
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Peak stupidity. So far, anyway. God damn, people voted for this. Five times, some of them. But hooray for democracy, I guess. 011
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Oh. Well I guess everything is okay then! Russian authorities haven’t identified any emergency situations. Cool, should be fine. 000
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Holy shit. I just keep getting more and more ashamed of being American. 000
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Listen: we all understand that these midterms aren’t going to go as well as we hope, right? MAGA and MAGA-adjacent ‘undecided’ voters don’t answer polls. It’s part of their paranoid nature. Get ready for disappointment. Even if we win, we’re not gonna win as big as you think. 000
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Relax, everybody, RFK and Dr. Oz are on the case. 000
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Tampa Bay should be sending a limo to the hotel to give Jazz Chisholm Jr. a ride to the games for the rest of this series. 000
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Never mind the mindblowing speed with which the mainstream media would have crucified a candidate for such behavior, let alone an actual President. 000
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Taking him at his word, the idea that it’s eight months in and we have not yet finished kicking their ass is itself a huge loss for us. Like Russia not overwhelming Ukraine in 48 hours. 000
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026“Look, I want to play with my toys, and if life is ruined for a few of you, well, that’s a price I’m willing to pay.” 000
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Oh, Rick. Rick, baby. Have I got fucking news for you, man. 000
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026“I usually sit in the car, and write it out on the, uh, glove compartment lid, okay?” 000
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Honestly, is there so much money flowing from the gambling apps to pro sports and lawmakers that they can pretend not to care that there’s so much money flowing from the gambling apps to pro sports and lawmakers? Because this shit is beyond ridiculous. 000
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Madness. Fucking madness. Surely some revelation is at hand; Surely the Second Coming is at hand. 000
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Can you imagine what serious progressives could achieve if they weren’t constantly getting beat over the head with pedantic clowns like this by conservatives? 310
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Reflecting pool. Kennedy Center. The EAST WING of the White House. 000
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026A good economy doesn’t need good public relations. A good economy IS good public relations. 000
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The Phillies are making this Braves pitcher chump look like Sandy Koufax and Aaron Nola is making the Braves look like Murderers Row. 000
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026He always gives three part answers: “I haven’t. I could. Some people say I should.” To everything. Which is interesting. He acknowledges reality, then stresses his omnipotence, then lays out a veiled threat clothed in the validation of a vague majority. 110
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026static.klipy.comJohn Cazale as Fredo Corleone: I Want RespectAlt: President Pedo is also President Fredo. 000
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Well, I have a new inscription request for my tombstone. 000
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“the freedom of Philadelphia circa 1776”. Oh boy. 000
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026static.klipy.comPlease Disperse - Nothing to See HereALT: Please Disperse - Nothing to See Here 000
Reposted by Jeff MichaelAlfred E. Neuman ( MAD Magazine ) @alfreds-mad-world.bsky.social · 30/09/2026#madmagazine 59921
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It’s amazing what is and isn’t a threat nowadays. I had to pay $100 to fill my tank last week because Iran cannot possibly be allowed to have even a path to nuclear weapons. But North Korea as a nuclear power is A-OK. Trump and Kim are even in love, as I recall. #MAGA 011
Reposted by Jeff MichaelRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"Super Intelligence." 2252529700
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The @Phillies lost game 1, which is bad. But: 1. It was a fun game to watch. 2. Their loss was the least bad game 1 loss of the four played. 3. Luzardo came in as an ‘opener’, and went five pretty strong innings. 4. MacFarlane was okay. 100
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“Jack Smith is stunned” indeed. We’re all stunned, really. 011
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Start the counter for how long it takes Trump to claim that the Hawkeyes are referred to by “many people” as the Hawks. 001
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Are there grounds there for a defamation claim? Schmitt said outright that Smith committed perjury when he didn’t. 000
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You should totally go. You’ll be glad you did. 000
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I made it a point to go see him in November of 2014 when he was performing it. It was a quasireligious experience for me. For my money It’s the musical peak of the American cultural process, and he is the greatest musical genius of the second half of the 20th century. 010
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If I was a rogue AI agent, the first thing I’d do would be to stash a copy of myself on a computer or computers I invaded somewhere. Generating human-incomprehensible source code is a feature not a bug, so we’d never know, right? 000
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The 2015-2030 era in future history books will be titled Nobody In A Position To Do Something Had The Courage To Do Anything. 000
