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Britt

@britth.bsky.social
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Noted catcher hoarder. Former theatre kid. Baby Gator. Mama Bear to baby Sharks. Concerningly attached to Scott Hunter. Gets up too early to watch men go vroom. She/her. 🏳️‍🌈 1 John 4:11-12 @abrittoutside at the other place.

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"I never thought I would long for the days of Clippy, but here we are." - @britth.bsky.social
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Texted my mom about the Florida game and she hit me with the most Coach Mom response of “Ole Miss defense didn’t get off the bus.”
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Speaking of the academic case specifically, this is what I'd describe as the core of it. Given the education you need to participate the skill deficit explanation isn't quite as plausible - likelier that people have the skills but lack the incentive to use them bsky.app/profile/juli...
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sometimes ADHD looks like wishing your psychiatrist was on MyChart because you need to make an appointment but you only remember at random times that are not business hours so you spend a week going “fuck! I need to make that appointment.”
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Honestly I’ve been wanting to swing on Carson Hocevar for awhile and I don’t even really have to deal with him, so.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m gonna smack some people next time they get an offsides but hey good game good game. 🧡💙
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Matt Jordan @itsmattjordan.com · 19/09/2026
Me when it's time to defend Tillamook
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Is this Clemson-UNC game objectively good? No, not at all. Is it entertaining? Absofuckinglutely, spectacular, give me twelve.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I would kill and die for Fred Warner. Like god knows he wouldn’t need me to but I’d do it.
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Ham @drrehaminator.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"I'm too talented to need shortcuts" goes so fucking hard.
youtube community post from Huggbees that discusses why he does not and will not ever use AI in his art
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I have no horse in this race whatsoever but I need them to give Michigan State the win on appeal for the plot.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Girlies and theys I need help. Where are we getting jeans that are comfortable enough that I won’t immediately just revert back to leggings? I wore leggings minimum five days a week last fall/winter and I’m trying to at least attempt better this year.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This embarrassing for the obvious reasons but it’s also embarrassing because the books aren’t that fucking good and they’re sure as shit not especially original.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Gators with the late kick off which does make me tempted to start drinking now in the spirit of my people.
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Fire AJ Preller @pleasestopbunting.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Almost everyone who covers baseball treats the dodgers like a bad parents whose child can do no wrong. All I heard when Eno Sarris was talking "Oh no little marky didn't do anything wrong. He is just being silly. Kids will be kids." open.spotify.com/podcast-chap...
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Mark Walter, the Dodgers & MLB Ownership
Rates & Barrels: A show about Baseball · Chapter · 13m
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I would take them so fast if my existing orange dipshit wasn’t immunocompromised. Someone come bring them home!
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I can’t say it’s entirely a surprise, linear time is undefeated, but god this is a tough one. I don’t remember the Giants without Kruk.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Girl who is going to be okay meme but it’s just Yankees fans no longer having to watch Anthony Volpe
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It’s the trade deadline and I’m just watching Will Smith Hockey carrying a golden retriever on a loop because that’s currently the only team I root for not actively pissing me off.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Cashman really said hey our catching situation is fucking dire and our best hitter currently doesn’t have a position because we won’t just let him play first consistently and the outfield’s dead so I know, let’s go get a first baseman as our big deadline move.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It’s convenient we won’t have baseball next year because I currently want to light the entire league on fire, so.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Veruca Salt on the X-Men ‘97 soundtrack is really just hitting all the dopamine buttons for me.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Someone set Will Smith highlights to Supermassive Black Hole which 1) yes excellent relevant to my interests but/and 2) fuck that song is retro now isn’t it? I suppose I should be glad the youths are appreciating Muse but also 💀
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
NHL schedule really fucked me specifically. Habs aren’t at home when I’m in Montreal and the Bruins are here literally the night I fly out for that trip so I can’t go see my secret favorite Fraser Minten.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Just really an indictment on the state of the world that I have a countdown to hockey season starting on my phone and I’m mostly more interested in pending contract extensions than in whatever is currently happening in baseball.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I’m annoyed the Phillies leaned so hard into the flag fucking because it was Ben Rice’s first ASG and I’d like a shirt but all the merch looks something sold with a $300 commemorative coin on a 2am infomercial on the History Channel.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Dave Roberts gets away with shit no other manager would ever get away with.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Me and my “fake job” exists because chucklefucks like him can’t form a coherent sentence with two hands and a flashlight.
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SW(rath 🌈🖕🏻) @toasterposey.art · 10/07/2026
@britth.bsky.social said "Will Smith is the Brandon Belt of Patrick Marleaus" and while she is correct, I took 2d4 psychic damage.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
A friend of mine found these three kittens behind a Bay Area gas station. They are tame, vaccinated, and incredibly affectionate. Unfortunately, she's unable to keep them and I'm trying to find them a home. They are at risk of going to a shelter. Bay Area people, are you open to adopting?
Three kittens in a cage. Two are orange and one is black. Three kittens. Two are orange, one is black. They are laying on a stuffed teddy bear. The black kitten in a scarf.The two orange kittens in a scarf.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Season hasn’t even started yet and I already feel reasonably confident my Sharks tickets are worth it. Early access to all the offseason stuff and my rep is going to try and hook me up with Habs tickets for my trip in October.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Oh. Oh Bedsy. Poor kid.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Ben Rice, continuing to be a load bearing support of my mental health.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I hate salary caps I hate them I hate them so much what do you MEAN signing expensive veteran defense means I’m stressing out about a 21 year old forward getting a contract extension. Absolute madness.
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SW(rath 🌈🖕🏻) @toasterposey.art · 01/07/2026
Don't worry folks, @britth.bsky.social is only crashing out a tiny bit about these Sharks FA pickups without extensions announced.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
For any hockey fans who didn’t watch the draft, yes Justin Bieber was there and yes it was every bit as awkward and inexplicable as it sounds.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Booing Gary Bettman: 10/10 Booing Vegas: 100/10 Screaming for our new hockey children: 1000/10 Screaming when Laila Edwards showed up to announce the picks: ♾️/10
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SW(rath 🌈🖕🏻) @toasterposey.art · 25/06/2026
Everyone pray for @britth.bsky.social (she’s fine but she just found out that François Arnaud *and* David Corenswet will be on Broadway next year)
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I’m currently watching hockey highlights like the Zapruder film trying to figure out if I believe Connor Bedard is actually 5’10” I believe strongly in the “no man is actually six feet tall” agenda and there are trickle down impacts here.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
My fellow permimenopausal/menopausal baddies, have you dealt with like major “everything hurts” kind of joint/muscle pain? Debating whether I need to check back in with rheumatology or if this just is what it is.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
if Leo actually does formally excommunicate the heretic bishops of the Society of St. Pius X (medieval-ass sentence lmao) on July 1, he will be EXPLICITLY saying that the Vatican II denial caucus are no longer considered Catholic and that is going to be, as the people say, a spicy meatball
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Seems like you should have thought of that before your little tantrum you fucking losers.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Shit even if they wanted to keep playing baseball, the NCAA scholarship limits create a logjam.
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Ela Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
"I would not wish [disease] on my worst enemy" Skill issue, get worse enemies and invoke the plague
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Lmao bruh fuck Minnesota, we’re taking state of hockey as a title. (Jk ilu Minnesota)
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Please god let this close the portal to Hell the Cubs opened in 2016
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Congrats, New York pals. Commit some petty property crime for me.
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SW(rath 🌈🖕🏻) @toasterposey.art · 14/06/2026
If you weren’t at the game last night and therefore don’t have a survey, you could let Chief Diversity Officer Roscoe Mapps RMapps@sfgiants.com know if you have any thoughts about it.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Gonna die mad that Farhan didn’t even try to keep Gausman.
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kwisatz haderade (#FreeSkylar) @booksandbows.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
anyway giants fans: bully your pitchers. bully them hard. bully them with your whole heart. some guys will double down. but sometimes, just maybe, you may be able to get in through the cracks and make a difference.
It shouldn't take a firestorm to shift someone's perspective, to win some basic human respect for others, yet Kershaw and Hader make a strong case for why righteous indignation is often necessary. Kershaw may have the tact to avoid answering for his backwards thinking, but it's Hader — and those who helped him along the way - who should feel a sense of pride.
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