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@britth.bsky.social

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Noted catcher hoarder. Former theatre kid. Baby Gator. Mama Bear to baby Sharks. Concerningly attached to Scott Hunter. Gets up too early to watch men go vroom. She/her. 🏳️‍🌈 1 John 4:11-12 @abrittoutside at the other place.

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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

I have extremely hinged plans afoot. Definitely hinged. @toasterposey.art

That's it, I'm grouting the shark.
I'll take sentences never before constructed in English for 500
What can I say, I'm an innovator

Britt @britth.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

When the first thing you see on Instagram is Mack crying after they lost the bronze medal game.

Worlds has given me a new but sadly entirely rational fear, having to watch Mack cry because they got knocked out of the playoffs in person.

One Fear dot jpg

New sleep paralysis demon just dropped and it's just being in the same zip code as a sad Macklin Celebrini

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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

For the record my official stance.

I can and will disown any of you so fast but I'm gonna cry about it and end up talking about it in therapy and that shit's $250 an hour and your jerseys are expensive.

Britt @britth.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Me in October: I’ll always love the Sharks but that time has passed for me. Me since then:

A photo of a concerningly large number of Sharks related shirts

Britt @britth.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Americans are unwell about hockey too, Instagram! /insert joke about Canadian teams not winning the Cup

Just got an ad that says "85% of Canada has hard water" and I'm so offended the algorithm has assumed I'm Canadian instead of just mentally ill about a hockey team.

Britt @britth.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Okay unrelated but can I just say, I’m mad at hockey. Not because they’ve collectively done anything new that’s terrible but because after THIRTY YEARS of emotional damage I was finally out!! I had finally stopped caring!! And then they showed up with a pair of retriever puppies who wished to be real boys and the equivalent of a 1:30am “u up?” text and now I’m looking at ticket plans.

Britt @britth.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Feeling very normal about the Sharks sucking me back in.

Going to the grocery store wearing my "call the girls it's game day" shirt and my Sharkie Barbie sweatshirt because these little assholes istg

Britt @britth.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

You win, Sharks.

Screenshot of an order confirmation for a teal Will Smith Sharks shirt

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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

I got it last night and it’s lovely.

Front of a sweatshirt that reads League Champions Ottawa Centaurs Hockey Club

Back of a hockey jersey style sweatshirt that says Rozanov 81

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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

This is the face of a rare American Orange Dumbass.

An orange cat looking at the camera as if he’s never encountered a working brain cell.

Britt @britth.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

Watching the Sharks game.

I cannot believe I'm letting these assholes suck me back in

Britt @britth.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

It’s my cat’s favorite time of year, “mom is using a fuzzy blanket” season.

An orange cat curled up in a tight circle on a pale pink fuzzy blanket that looks like a Muppet pelt.

The same cat curled up on a white faux fur blanket.

Britt @britth.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

The face of someone absolutely refusing to earn his keep and catch the fly that has been buzzing around my room for two days.

An orange cat lounging on his person, looking half asleep and like he’s not getting up any time soon.

Britt @britth.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

Under no fucking circumstances should the Giants do this, if for no other reason than I cannot handle it psychologically.

The perfect transaction: The Giants have plenty of options. They've got money to spend, and while their lineup is mostly set, their rotation and bullpen are in flux. San Francisco is among the most attractive pitchers' parks in baseball, which is the sort of thing that plays at the top and bottom of markets.
As many live arms as the Giants have in their bullpen, Randy Rodriguez's Tommy John surgery leaves them thin enough at the back end that prioritizing a dependable ninth-inning option makes sense. And even if the best non-Díaz reliever in free agency struggled at times this past season, his stuff did not tick backward, and the underlying numbers continue to say he's elite.
Sign free agent closer Devin Williams.

Britt @britth.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

The premise of the Patrick Dempsey show Fox is running semi-incomprehensible ads for during the World Series is so unhinged. I can’t wait.

Set to The Who's "Behind Blue Eyes" with no dialogue but a lot of action, we get a first look at Dempsey as Angelo Ledda, a hitman who is leading a dangerous double life while hiding an even deadlier personal secret: He has developed early-onset Alzheimer's.

Britt @britth.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

When the anxiety meds hit.

A very zonked out looking orange cat

Britt @britth.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

I ended up just having to shove it down his throat and thankfully he’s like the least intentionally aggressive cat so it was fine and he got a Churu after but my brother in Christ this could have been easier.

An orange cat sitting on a bed looking judgmental

Britt @britth.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

Kirk’s issue is he’s got a really mid arm, which I imagine could hurt him in fan voting since it’s such an eye test obvious thing aside from the metrics. (Patty Bails included for contrast just because lmao what.)

Alejandro Kirk’s defensive metrics. Excellent blocking and framing, extremely mid arm.

Patrick Bailey’s defensive metrics. Lmao how is he real.

Britt @britth.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

A very important thing to know about me. Pepperidge Farms fucking remembers.

Screenshot of text reading:
Why don’t I have any memory of that.
Because I have a truly disturbing ability to hold grudges.

Britt @britth.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

No I will not be elaborating further but you know I’m right.

Screenshot of text reading “just know that Lando is Anthony Volpe.”

Britt @britth.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

When your baseball team does something useful.

Screenshot of a text reading “alright let’s fucking go, idiots”

Britt @britth.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

Shout out to the Yankees photographers for my new postseason lock screen.

Screenshot of iPhone Lock Screen featuring a picture of Ben Rice sticking his tongue out while holding a bottle of champagne

Britt @britth.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky

A brightly multicolored plushy that’s supposed to represent autism.

Britt @britth.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

My non-football inclined bestie after dealing with me live-texting losing my shit for the entirety of the game

Screenshot of text reading “lol wait the Niners won?”

Britt @britth.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

A 100% real text I sent this morning in response to someone’s bad analysis about Ben Rice. A reminder of who you’re dealing with here.

A screenshot of a text reading “shut the fuck up about my son”

Britt @britth.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

A reminder of how good this shirt is.

A violet purple tshirt with a graphic of Gambit from the 90s X-Men cartoon

Britt @britth.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

Might have just spent $100 in the gift shop at Elsinore/Kronborg because I’m a fucking nerd.

A Kronborg tote bag with the courtyard of Kronborg Castle in the background.

Britt @britth.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

George Kontos and Buster Posey giving remarkably dorky thumbs up.

Britt @britth.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

No I am not finished! I have to wear this damn thing until tomorrow, stop mocking me!

Text reading “Finished wearing your Zio? If so, return your Zio ASAP so we can send your data to your healthcare provider.”

Britt @britth.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

Tweets preceding unfortunate events.

Hard to imagine a more perfect weekend for the Red Sox. That's how you erase an infuriating first 2 months of 2025.
Back over .500. 3 straight series wins against the AL East. 8-2 over the last 10 games. 5
straight Ws overall.
Rotation is shoving. Momentum has been found!

Britt @britth.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

It’s not my favorite, not gonna lie! But the shots are working and look how cute this jackass is.

Orange cat asleep on a white comforter, at peace with the world

Britt @britth.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

Who asked for The Athletic does LinkedIn and why?

Editor's Note: This story is a part of Peak, The Athletic's new desk covering leadership, personal development and success through the lens of sports. Peak aims to connect readers to ideas they can implement in their own personal and professional lives. Follow Peak here.

Britt @britth.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

The complete Yankees experience.

Aaron Boone works in mysterious ways
Lmaoooooo
Oh my god that was so stupid

Britt @britth.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

Bisexual elder millennials, our time is now. (Now give me the god damn movie, Marvel.)

Close up of violet purple tshirt featuring Gambit from the animated X-Men.

OP wearing a long, violet purple tshirt with Gambit from X-Men on the front

Britt @britth.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

I’m not sure anyone beats the NY Daily News at sheer “that is a series of words I never expected together” in their headlines.

L.I. beekeeper hid his role ordering murders, rape in Rwandan genocide to live in U.S.: feds

Britt @britth.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

Watching the Giants

This team is so dumb and I love them very much.

Britt @britth.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

Just little chronic illness things 💖

Screenshot of text message saying “Also I took a whole shower and did my skincare and took my pills without needing
to rest.”

Britt @britth.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

This is the kind of analysis I spent the big bucks on a liberal arts education for.

"When you hear hooves think horses, not zebras" but the Padres are the horses and the Giants are the zebras and they're actually both chasing you down.

Britt @britth.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

I will go to my grave *desperate* to know what led Jazz to this conclusion about my favorite Mayo American.

"Gerrit Cole might be White, but he could pass any day," Chisholm said. "Gerrit Cole is 1,000 percent invited to the barbecue."

Britt @britth.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

/screams until my hair catches on fire

PG&E eyes higher monthly bills tied to financing costs for utility's operations

PG&E has filed a proposal that could raise monthly bills through a new proposal regarding the cost of financing the utility titan's operations.

Britt @britth.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

Oh my god shut up you whiny little bitches.

FIA Issues Statement After
'Tribalistic Reaction' From Fans To Verstappen And
Horner
The FIA condemned fan hostility towards Max Verstappen and Christian Horner at the F175 event in London.

Britt @britth.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Alright so uh, does Luigi have any friends interested in utilities?

News Alert: PG&E reports profit of more than $2 billion for 2024

PG&E reports profit of more than $2 billion for 2024

Utility titan expects profits to be higher in 2025 than 2024.

Britt @britth.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

I do!!

A bowl of polenta with a beef and tomato ragu

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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

Trust me, co—star, I would LOVE to but I still have to work today.

Co-star day at a glance notification: Melt into the couch.

Britt @britth.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

These were next to the pharmacy line I was waiting in at CVS and I couldn’t resist.

Package of Shaqalicious XL gummies, shaped like Shaquille O’Neal’s head

Close up of red gummy in the shape of Shaq’s head.

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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Mets FO like

“I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)” by Taylor Swift

Britt @britth.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

This week on Real Housewives of Monaco.

More Russell-Verstappen beef Max Verstappen slams "loser" George Russell as Toto Wolff says Christian Horner is a "yapping little terrier"

Britt @britth.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Presented without comment.

Gunman who killed UnitedHeathcare
CEO Brian Thompson outside NYC Hilton left eerie message on bullets: NYPD sources

The gunman who assassinated
UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson wrote the words
"Delay," "Deny," and "Defend" — a supposed insurance industry mantra for delaying claims and maximizing profits - on the ammunition he fired at the insurance company head, police sources said.

Britt @britth.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

I had a gift card and there was a sale so I had to.

Order confirmation for a violet Golden State Valkyries sweatshirt.