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Britt

@britth.bsky.social
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Noted catcher hoarder. Former theatre kid. Baby Gator. Mama Bear to baby Sharks. Concerningly attached to Scott Hunter. Gets up too early to watch men go vroom. She/her. 🏳️‍🌈 1 John 4:11-12 @abrittoutside at the other place.

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Scare-a Wrath 👻🎃 @toasterposey.art · 30/09/2026
"I never thought I would long for the days of Clippy, but here we are." - @britth.bsky.social
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Texted my mom about the Florida game and she hit me with the most Coach Mom response of “Ole Miss defense didn’t get off the bus.”
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Step one: don’t hire Lane Kiffin Step two: ?? Step three: profit
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
😘
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am nothing if not consistent. 😂
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Katie I promise I’ll only be a little smug about this.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It only took me multiple years to get you on board.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Speaking of the academic case specifically, this is what I'd describe as the core of it. Given the education you need to participate the skill deficit explanation isn't quite as plausible - likelier that people have the skills but lack the incentive to use them bsky.app/profile/juli...
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
(No I’m not on meds for the ADHD thanks for asking.)
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sometimes ADHD looks like wishing your psychiatrist was on MyChart because you need to make an appointment but you only remember at random times that are not business hours so you spend a week going “fuck! I need to make that appointment.”
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
See, I knew.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Blaney is also one of my faves so I can’t claim to be unbiased but Hocevar really has been begging for it.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Honestly I’ve been wanting to swing on Carson Hocevar for awhile and I don’t even really have to deal with him, so.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
(It was not a good game but they won so fine.)
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m gonna smack some people next time they get an offsides but hey good game good game. 🧡💙
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Matt Jordan @itsmattjordan.com · 19/09/2026
Me when it's time to defend Tillamook
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Is this Clemson-UNC game objectively good? No, not at all. Is it entertaining? Absofuckinglutely, spectacular, give me twelve.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Linear time is undefeated in this way, too!
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I went to Bali and was fully fucked up for like 36 hours on the way there and like a solid week on the way back.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I would kill and die for Fred Warner. Like god knows he wouldn’t need me to but I’d do it.
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Dr Rehaminator's Monster Cock @drrehaminator.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"I'm too talented to need shortcuts" goes so fucking hard.
youtube community post from Huggbees that discusses why he does not and will not ever use AI in his art
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Yeah gotta curate the list some because there are some ass choices in there.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Honestly supercut of goal songs would work pretty well
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Ding Dong the Witch is Dead, rest in piss Maggie Thatcher
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I have no horse in this race whatsoever but I need them to give Michigan State the win on appeal for the plot.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ugh insult to injury. Good luck. ❤️
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Sorry for your loss, friend. ❤️ We went through this when one set of grandparents passed and it’s exceptionally not fun, practically and emotionally.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Will do!
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
J Crew is having a 40% off denim sale for Labor Day. 😘 Just bought two pairs.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’m a tolerably passable sewist (and I have a place I trust to do hemming) but alterations beyond that is probably more work than I’m inclined to do.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I knew you’d have good options. 😘
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ideally straight leg but not averse to wide legs (no flares), ideally short lengths that are *actually short* not this 29” inseam shit but I’m not averse to getting things hemmed if it’s worth it.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Girlies and theys I need help. Where are we getting jeans that are comfortable enough that I won’t immediately just revert back to leggings? I wore leggings minimum five days a week last fall/winter and I’m trying to at least attempt better this year.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This embarrassing for the obvious reasons but it’s also embarrassing because the books aren’t that fucking good and they’re sure as shit not especially original.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
5 o’clock = no later than 11am on a Saturday in the SEC
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
September and October truly peak “how giddy and/or pissed off can sports make me in a single day” season. Couple more weeks and we’ve got Sharks and postseason baseball to add to the mix. God speed, multisport warriors. Our time is nigh.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Gators with the late kick off which does make me tempted to start drinking now in the spirit of my people.
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Fire AJ Preller @pleasestopbunting.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Almost everyone who covers baseball treats the dodgers like a bad parents whose child can do no wrong. All I heard when Eno Sarris was talking "Oh no little marky didn't do anything wrong. He is just being silly. Kids will be kids." open.spotify.com/podcast-chap...
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Mark Walter, the Dodgers & MLB Ownership
Rates & Barrels: A show about Baseball · Chapter · 13m
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Pictures at an Exhibition remains one of my faves, $100,000 music degree be damned.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The hardest of passes.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I would take them so fast if my existing orange dipshit wasn’t immunocompromised. Someone come bring them home!
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
It’s gonna be weird.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Lmao yeah that’s extremely good.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I can’t say it’s entirely a surprise, linear time is undefeated, but god this is a tough one. I don’t remember the Giants without Kruk.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I’d try to explain it ahead of time but I think you really have to see it.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Oh fuck that noise. I think it’s like $5 at mine but I shop at the ratchet grocery store very intentionally.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The Nature’s Own has been my go to.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Personally I haven’t found any that are tolerable for the “I want Wonderbread” situation but some of them are pretty good toasted.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I can def see it.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Girl who is going to be okay meme but it’s just Yankees fans no longer having to watch Anthony Volpe
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