josh @punchhappiness.bsky.social · 2hoccasionally people from other countries try to say there's no such thing as Australian food and to that I say, 2125
josh @punchhappiness.bsky.social · 02/10/2026is the 00s the first decade where the music that everyone despised is the stuff that stuck? like you don't hear captain and tenille or michael bolton or wet wet wet in the wild anymore but boy do you ever get to hear hoobastank and the calling 100
josh @punchhappiness.bsky.social · 02/10/2026All these small business owners moaning about the card surcharge like it's not only been relatively recently that places have being doing it? My memory is that in about 2018 the ACCC did a big crackdown on eftpos minimums and then places started doing merchant fees instead? 110
josh @punchhappiness.bsky.social · 02/10/2026now why is it that I was basically the first kid in my class whose voice broke and 2 decades later it still cracks every so often 000
josh @punchhappiness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Why am I just now finding out that Jim from Jim's Mowing is running in my seat as a libertarian lol 110
josh @punchhappiness.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Dunno if it's the lack of algorithm or what but seems so odd to me that every single post on the other site is about that one article but here there's nothing 010
josh @punchhappiness.bsky.social · 22/09/2026is there any other country that just routinely puts out coins like this into general circulation? 100
josh @punchhappiness.bsky.social · 19/09/2026my thing I learned today that's absolutely spun me out is that the evolution of whales is that they were land mammals who went back into the ocean and that the first "whale" was basically a big dog? 100
josh @punchhappiness.bsky.social · 16/09/2026anyway remember when Macklemore performed at the NRL grand final and Peter Dutton said they should get someone to perform an anti-gay song for balance 141
josh @punchhappiness.bsky.social · 30/08/2026one of my mum's favourite little bits of pedantry has always been to get annoyed when people call a cold they had for 24 hours "the flu" and six days into the real thing: I understand 060
josh @punchhappiness.bsky.social · 29/08/2026nothing this video offers could possibly live up to what I'm imagining right 100
josh @punchhappiness.bsky.social · 28/08/2026One of my favourite advertising algorithm things is getting a whole bunch of ads for something I've just bought or done. Do you know how many fucking Queensland tourism ads I'm getting rn 260
josh @punchhappiness.bsky.social · 24/08/2026VA absolutely does not feel old enough to me to be having a heritage livery 130
josh @punchhappiness.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Dunno what else I thought I'd find when I followed the signs for "whale mall" 2111
josh @punchhappiness.bsky.social · 23/08/2026yeah just a pint of the holiday inn craft beer thanks 020
josh @punchhappiness.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I have an almost savant level sense of direction in 99% of the places I go but something about Brisbane just completely smashes that part of my brain to pieces 130
josh @punchhappiness.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Hello from Brisbane’s trackless tram thing. It's definitely nicer than the regular bus but the ride is every bit as rough 010
josh @punchhappiness.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I know Brisbane is hilly but holy shit could these footpaths be any less even 021
josh @punchhappiness.bsky.social · 18/08/2026They have the gas heaters on here which is just diabolical. Queenslanders would die if exposed to one "nice" Melbourne winter day 040
josh @punchhappiness.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Hello from Brisbane! I have the John Farnham song where he says the illegal phrase stuck in my head 150
josh @punchhappiness.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Without wanting to minimise what's alleged I'm curious about how the swans are gonna go with this wrt their whole "we're the woke club" thing. Always been convinced that it's just marketing as cynical as any other bit of advertising but I'd love to be proven wrong 000
josh @punchhappiness.bsky.social · 17/08/202618 hours until I'm in Brisbane ready to play some rugby and be extremely homosexual ✨ 190
Reposted by joshBara @bara.bsky.social · 09/08/2026The Doodle Muse did not strike today, so I made something silly instead 04610
josh @punchhappiness.bsky.social · 07/08/2026new sentence for your consideration: mad max carpark air purifier jail 0132
josh @punchhappiness.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Adelaide observation: did everyone here get really into planespotting in the last six months? Every time I've gone past that car park at the end of the runway on tapleys hill road (usually at least 2x a day since I've been here) it's been absolutely buzzing with activity 010
josh @punchhappiness.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I am currently on the phone with an emergency plumber and their hold music is don't worry be happy. are you fucking for real 040
josh @punchhappiness.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Driving around Adelaide and I have to conclude that the extremely Adelaide version of the big build is a massive effort to widen every intersection in the city 110
josh @punchhappiness.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I know it's nothing compared especially to the UK but anyone who insists there's no regional differences in Australian accents is either lying or has never met a South Australian 320
josh @punchhappiness.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I think this will make it so that both times when Vic has changed premiers since I've lived here it'll be when I'm out of state lol 110
josh @punchhappiness.bsky.social · 27/07/2026After spending the morning texting elderly relatives so they wouldn't get freaked out and think the government broke their phone I did not get the thing. 010
josh @punchhappiness.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Forever in awe of people who still wear masks but also still wear them very incorrectly 210
josh @punchhappiness.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Remembering the time my mum's boss - an obscenely wealthy businessman/doctor - went to North Korea to play master's table tennis and came back completely sold on juche 010
josh @punchhappiness.bsky.social · 23/07/2026family update: I have been tasked with spending tomorrow finding fancy dollhouse furniture. If anyone has a "I am buying this for someone else" shirt I can wear while doing this that'd be great 000
josh @punchhappiness.bsky.social · 22/07/2026One of the funnier horseshoe theory real things for me is still bluesky being bad 100
josh @punchhappiness.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Deliberately baked a day into my trip home next week where I had no plans or commitments so I could have some actual wind down time and somehow that day is now going to be spent at a funeral for an estranged family member that I did not like lol 010
josh @punchhappiness.bsky.social · 20/07/2026why does every guy in Melbourne who rides a bike without a helmet and has an obvious substance abuse problem have the exact same facial structure 000
josh @punchhappiness.bsky.social · 20/07/2026something I've never had adequately explained to me is why brisbane votes so heavily lnp at the council level and (relatively so compared to other capitals) federally but votes really overwhelmingly labor at state level 110
josh @punchhappiness.bsky.social · 17/07/2026to steal a phrase from trashfuture, the sydney swans are the deloitte pride float of the afl 010
josh @punchhappiness.bsky.social · 16/07/2026One of the places the next big rugby tournament might be is in Mexico so like a month ago out of curiosity because I'm normal I played around with how hard it is to get there without going to the US. And now every single YouTube ad I get is for airlines that fly to North America 120
josh @punchhappiness.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Happy winter is over halfway done day to all who celebrate 010
josh @punchhappiness.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I finally got my long lens fixed and figured I'd come to the footy to practice sports action shots and in great* news: they didn't fix it properly! 000
josh @punchhappiness.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Just watched a kid take a photo of a restaurant menu and ask chatgpt what he should order. I hate now 120
josh @punchhappiness.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Melbourne winter level: missed my train and got the one going the other way several stops so I didn't have to sit in the cold for a second longer than necessary 010
josh @punchhappiness.bsky.social · 09/07/2026The GP I go to when I just need scripts is at Northland and I made a graaave miscalculation coming here in the school holidays 020
josh @punchhappiness.bsky.social · 07/07/2026me reading the writing on the wall: hey there shouldn't be writing on here 010
josh @punchhappiness.bsky.social · 06/07/2026rewatching twin peaks the return for the thousandth time. this is as close to perfect as any season of television will ever be and I'm so grateful that I got to be there for it 130
josh @punchhappiness.bsky.social · 01/07/2026This is America's fault for not letting the Lumumba statue guy in 000