actually it's a good thing most weed gummies taste kinda gross because it helps someone like me, who has vanishingly little impulse control, not take an entire packet's worth in one go
Amelia
@brionne.quest
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🟢 Amelia "Wintergreen" Equinox 🏳️⚧️ they/she | 23 yrs old 🐝 bee furry ΘΔ 🫧 website owner brionne.quest 🌐 Home Paige supporter (check it out! @minimin.net)
![an inspect element'd version of a moment in SCP-5000, which reads thusly:
DOWNLOADED FILE 0001-1
Context: They sent this to every government, news organization and anomalous agency on the planet. Fuck me.
[two images of laughing cow cheeses]
The following is a message composed via consensus of Bel Group.
For those who are not currently aware of our existence, we represent the processed cheese product "The Laughing Cow." Our previous mission centered around the manufacture and distributing of spreadable cheese wedges to grocery stores and supermarkets. This mission was the focus of our organization for more than one-hundred years.
Due to circumstances outside of our control, this directive has now changed. Our new mission will be the extermination of the human race.
There will be no further communication.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:h3niyuamf5pcvcrokhownbsz/bafkreiger6ox7bsdy6bwg2xihjdtnvq4rs47fp4azdejjydbryzlfa6n54)
![4-panel comic. (1) April 2023: [JUICE space probe flying away from Earth] FROM EARTH: *JUICE* is en route to explore the icy moons of Jupiter! JUICE: *Wheee!* (2) August 2024: [JUICE flying past Earth] JUICE: ...So which planet was I visiting again? I got distracted. FROM EARTH: Jupiter! JUICE: Right, OK. (3) September 2026: [JUICE flies past Earth again] JUICE: Is Jupiter the one with all the rings? Or... FROM EARTH: No, the big one near it. JUICE: Got it! (4) January 2029: [JUICE returning to fly past Earth again] JUICE: And *which* moons am I looking at? FROM EARTH: Oh my *god*. FROM EARTH: Now I get why we budgeted for so many Earth flybys.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreih2hocndvj6rupk5itttpmxce7tdl465uzaf5iibkzipzyvoy4tuq)
