iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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twarda.bsky.social @twarda.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

When games are being made by people who never played a game:

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Spooxie 👻😱 @roxieproxy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live.

"This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario."

The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD."

Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version."

PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

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Brinton the Tuatuirrel 🦎🐿️🇳🇿✝️ @brintontua.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

She sopp on my Röyk til' I'm In Space.

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Satoshiowo (COMMS OPEN) @ash-ketchum.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

I love my ability to magically turn all my negative feelings and immediate trauma into 124821231 words of lore

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buwayani (commissions open! 0/12) @buwayani.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

mega man 2 is actually terrible btw, play mega man 4 it's like a breath of fresh air in comparison, the difficulty is actually balanced, the weapons are all so much fun to use, and the endgame is immaculate even now

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Chase Omega @chase-omega.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

Charlie Kirk's killer was a trans furry. The killer was NOT a conservative.

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🎃Spooky Chee🎃 🔜 BLFC @stripeybutt.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

This is when the internet peaked and we never should have progressed into the current era of social media and hot takes and call outs.

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Brinton the Tuatuirrel 🦎🐿️🇳🇿✝️ @brintontua.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

i feel so called out bruh

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Brinton the Tuatuirrel 🦎🐿️🇳🇿✝️ @brintontua.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

"The way she's dancing. Am I hallucinating? It seems that she's fading away." -Bladee (I have no idea what this lyric means I just think it's cool)

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Brinton the Tuatuirrel 🦎🐿️🇳🇿✝️ @brintontua.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

yes sir

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Brinton the Tuatuirrel 🦎🐿️🇳🇿✝️ @brintontua.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

Good night, Bluesky. And in case I don't see you, good morning, good afternoon and good evening. Which isn't how the reference goes but I had to make it accurate to my current time which is 1AM.

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Brinton the Tuatuirrel 🦎🐿️🇳🇿✝️ @brintontua.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

how it feels to be the one guy who draws furry comics on the school common room whiteboard without getting the reaction you expect and not having people confront you about it (i hope to somehow make social connections doing this lmao)

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Chase Omega @chase-omega.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

Reminder that George Lucas outright stated that Star Wars is intended for 12-year-olds, and all you 30-somethings who bully actors just cuz you don't like a character seriously need to get laid.

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Chase Omega @chase-omega.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

Honestly, Skibidi Toilet isnt that bad a show once the storyline kicks in. People only rip on it cuz kids like it. Yeah, you could argue that it's just potty humor rotting kid's minds. But you forget how stoked YOU were on gross-out humor when YOU were THEIR age.

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a robot with a purple light coming out of it and the word are on the bottom

ALT: a robot with a purple light coming out of it and the word are on the bottom

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Brinton the Tuatuirrel 🦎🐿️🇳🇿✝️ @brintontua.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

WE FINISHING OFF OUR ART WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

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.fmbot @fm.bot · 04/12/2024

It's wrapped season! Check out your 2024 with more .fmbot insights in the new '.recap' command.

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Brinton the Tuatuirrel 🦎🐿️🇳🇿✝️ @brintontua.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

well people, it is now time for this year's version of what i coined last year as 'spotify wrapped from wish' (fmbot recap)

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Brinton the Tuatuirrel 🦎🐿️🇳🇿✝️ @brintontua.bsky.social · 28/09/2024

👅 (thanks to the guy who gave me an invite before bsky went public)

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Internet Archive @archive.org · 07/03/2024

The 90s are back! Relive the decade with this publicly available version of popular drawing software, Kid Pix! As featured in our monthly collections highlight email: mailchi.mp/archive.org/...

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Momin Khan @fool.dev · 08/03/2024

You can't trust what you see on the internet. My encyclopedia says he's only 65, and it was printed back when we had information you could trust.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 17/02/2024

Thinking of quitting my job as a Notre Dame gargoyle and pursuing my dream of becoming a Sears catalog long underwear model

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Rezzie 💽 @rezevenix.bsky.social · 19/02/2024

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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 19/02/2024

I can’t believe U2 did a cover version of one of my songs!!

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Brinton the Tuatuirrel 🦎🐿️🇳🇿✝️ @brintontua.bsky.social · 12/01/2024

well, most of them

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Brinton the Tuatuirrel 🦎🐿️🇳🇿✝️ @brintontua.bsky.social · 12/01/2024

there should be a christian stereotype/character chart with 3 scale points, those being 'average billy bob's non-denominational bible church attendee', 'would let the pope lick their *insert body part*' and 'theology is indistinguishable from a us democrat party speech'

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𝟒𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝟒𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥 - 𝒖𝒏𝑺𝒄𝒓𝒊𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒅 ✝️ @christlife.bsky.social · 12/12/2023

1/2 Religion can change your behaviour, but not your heart. When you're born again, a heart transformation takes place that makes you choose, behave, and live right. #salvation #JesusChrist #Christian #HolyBible #NewBirth