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Brinton the Tuatuirrel 🦎🐿️🇳🇿✝️

@brintontua.bsky.social
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some random autistic baptist christian furry from new zealand who makes music, does art and has no idea what's going on good boy certified other names online: yosaia (the flying squirrel), slicejosiah, vcuum

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Brinton the Tuatuirrel 🦎🐿️🇳🇿✝️ @brintontua.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
is it just me or do these guys feel way more expressive than usual despite looking the exact same as usual in every noticeable way
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Brinton the Tuatuirrel 🦎🐿️🇳🇿✝️ @brintontua.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
so real
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Brinton the Tuatuirrel 🦎🐿️🇳🇿✝️ @brintontua.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
true
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Brinton the Tuatuirrel 🦎🐿️🇳🇿✝️ @brintontua.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
do you not have an adblocker or are we talking about mobile
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Brinton the Tuatuirrel 🦎🐿️🇳🇿✝️ @brintontua.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
i need context cuz i kinda got burnt out of the community and the franchise
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Brinton the Tuatuirrel 🦎🐿️🇳🇿✝️ @brintontua.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
wait a sec, do you think it's funny that the nintendo fans are paying for a game with pronouns in the first place or do you think it's funny that the money of nintendo fans is being used to write code in a game that gives miis pronouns?
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twarda.bsky.social @twarda.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
When games are being made by people who never played a game:
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Brinton the Tuatuirrel 🦎🐿️🇳🇿✝️ @brintontua.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
you don't know me if you don't know these albums >w<
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Spooxie 👻😱 @roxieproxy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live.

"This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario."

The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?"

NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD."

Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version."

PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"
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Brinton the Tuatuirrel 🦎🐿️🇳🇿✝️ @brintontua.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
*tilts head in confuzzlement*
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Brinton the Tuatuirrel 🦎🐿️🇳🇿✝️ @brintontua.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
"depends if there'll be marmite and chip sandwiches or not"
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Brinton the Tuatuirrel 🦎🐿️🇳🇿✝️ @brintontua.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
She sopp on my Röyk til' I'm In Space.
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Brinton the Tuatuirrel 🦎🐿️🇳🇿✝️ @brintontua.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
She sopp on my Röyk til' I'm In Space.
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Brinton the Tuatuirrel 🦎🐿️🇳🇿✝️ @brintontua.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
blobcoal
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Brinton the Tuatuirrel 🦎🐿️🇳🇿✝️ @brintontua.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Never forget, there are people who can't even draw stickmen with separate arms.
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Brinton the Tuatuirrel 🦎🐿️🇳🇿✝️ @brintontua.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
i feel weird in that i know 25% of what this is referencing without searching it up
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Brinton the Tuatuirrel 🦎🐿️🇳🇿✝️ @brintontua.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
media.tenor.com
a phone screen with a frog on it and the words based department
ALT: a phone screen with a frog on it and the words based department
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Brinton the Tuatuirrel 🦎🐿️🇳🇿✝️ @brintontua.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
wonderful
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Brinton the Tuatuirrel 🦎🐿️🇳🇿✝️ @brintontua.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
this is so me
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Brinton the Tuatuirrel 🦎🐿️🇳🇿✝️ @brintontua.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
meow :3c
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Brinton the Tuatuirrel 🦎🐿️🇳🇿✝️ @brintontua.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Thank goodness I got a stick of DDR4 for the PC I plan to build just a few weeks ago.
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Satoshiowo (COMMS OPEN) @ash-ketchum.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I love my ability to magically turn all my negative feelings and immediate trauma into 124821231 words of lore
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buwayani (commissions open! 2/12) @buwayani.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
mega man 2 is actually terrible btw, play mega man 4 it's like a breath of fresh air in comparison, the difficulty is actually balanced, the weapons are all so much fun to use, and the endgame is immaculate even now
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Chase Omega @chase-omega.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Charlie Kirk's killer was a trans furry. The killer was NOT a conservative.
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Brinton the Tuatuirrel 🦎🐿️🇳🇿✝️ @brintontua.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
menjabin
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Brinton the Tuatuirrel 🦎🐿️🇳🇿✝️ @brintontua.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Thinking you're a good person is... pretty much the antithesis of the whole point of Christianity. If you know anyone who genuinely thinks that way, they're obviously uninformed.
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🎃Spooky Chee🎃 🔜 BLFC @stripeybutt.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
This is when the internet peaked and we never should have progressed into the current era of social media and hot takes and call outs.
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Brinton the Tuatuirrel 🦎🐿️🇳🇿✝️ @brintontua.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
i feel so called out bruh
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Brinton the Tuatuirrel 🦎🐿️🇳🇿✝️ @brintontua.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
i feel so called out bruh
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Brinton the Tuatuirrel 🦎🐿️🇳🇿✝️ @brintontua.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
"The way she's dancing. Am I hallucinating? It seems that she's fading away." -Bladee (I have no idea what this lyric means I just think it's cool)
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Brinton the Tuatuirrel 🦎🐿️🇳🇿✝️ @brintontua.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
media.tenor.com
a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face
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Brinton the Tuatuirrel 🦎🐿️🇳🇿✝️ @brintontua.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
yes sir
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Brinton the Tuatuirrel 🦎🐿️🇳🇿✝️ @brintontua.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
yes sir
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Brinton the Tuatuirrel 🦎🐿️🇳🇿✝️ @brintontua.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Good night, Bluesky. And in case I don't see you, good morning, good afternoon and good evening. Which isn't how the reference goes but I had to make it accurate to my current time which is 1AM.
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Brinton the Tuatuirrel 🦎🐿️🇳🇿✝️ @brintontua.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
how it feels to be the one guy who draws furry comics on the school common room whiteboard without getting the reaction you expect and not having people confront you about it (i hope to somehow make social connections doing this lmao)
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Chase Omega @chase-omega.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Reminder that George Lucas outright stated that Star Wars is intended for 12-year-olds, and all you 30-somethings who bully actors just cuz you don't like a character seriously need to get laid.
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Brinton the Tuatuirrel 🦎🐿️🇳🇿✝️ @brintontua.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
YEAAAAAAAAAAA WOOOO BABY
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Brinton the Tuatuirrel 🦎🐿️🇳🇿✝️ @brintontua.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
based
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Chase Omega @chase-omega.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Honestly, Skibidi Toilet isnt that bad a show once the storyline kicks in. People only rip on it cuz kids like it. Yeah, you could argue that it's just potty humor rotting kid's minds. But you forget how stoked YOU were on gross-out humor when YOU were THEIR age.
media.tenor.com
a robot with a purple light coming out of it and the word are on the bottom
ALT: a robot with a purple light coming out of it and the word are on the bottom
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Brinton the Tuatuirrel 🦎🐿️🇳🇿✝️ @brintontua.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
WE FINISHING OFF OUR ART WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
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.fmbot @fm.bot · 04/12/2024
It's wrapped season! Check out your 2024 with more .fmbot insights in the new '.recap' command.
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Brinton the Tuatuirrel 🦎🐿️🇳🇿✝️ @brintontua.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
well people, it is now time for this year's version of what i coined last year as 'spotify wrapped from wish' (fmbot recap)
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Brinton the Tuatuirrel 🦎🐿️🇳🇿✝️ @brintontua.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
td+kinks+beatles=based af
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Brinton the Tuatuirrel 🦎🐿️🇳🇿✝️ @brintontua.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
skibidi toilet
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Brinton the Tuatuirrel 🦎🐿️🇳🇿✝️ @brintontua.bsky.social · 28/09/2024
👅 (thanks to the guy who gave me an invite before bsky went public)
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Brinton the Tuatuirrel 🦎🐿️🇳🇿✝️ @brintontua.bsky.social · 28/09/2024
i remembered the password 😱
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Brinton the Tuatuirrel 🦎🐿️🇳🇿✝️ @brintontua.bsky.social · 28/09/2024
based and pinkfloydpilled
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Brinton the Tuatuirrel 🦎🐿️🇳🇿✝️ @brintontua.bsky.social · 08/05/2024
and you are suggesting that yahweh could not choose for that not to happen?
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Brinton the Tuatuirrel 🦎🐿️🇳🇿✝️ @brintontua.bsky.social · 08/05/2024
imagine being active on this platform couldn't be me
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