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Brian Lowell

@brilowell.bsky.social
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Dumb sports tweets fueled by schadenfreude Ultimate 🥏 Player 'Crazy Ex-Girlfriend' Evangelist Giants/Rangers/Mets Liverpool Football Club #YNWA Beat Navy PRIMARY EVERY DEMOCRAT

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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Creativity is built from years of writing book reports based on the book jacket synopsis of books you didn’t read. 800-1000 words of pure flow on the page. AI has destroyed this.
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Grace Robertson 🏳️‍⚧️ @graceonfootball.com · 19/07/2026
let's all remember that it was enzo fernandez who cost argentina the world cup
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
this is my favorite professional footballer move
Fran Drescher in The Nanny with arms outstretched looking indignant
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
NOT FUNNAYYYYYYY
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Brian Lowell @brilowell.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
You've gotta take Messi off penalties my guy
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Michael Caley @michaelcaley.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I can't believe crucial competitive questions in an international football tournament are being settled by lawyers under an at-best-opaque in-practice-pure-calvinball process I am a longtime fan of the sport and I never thought this could happen en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2025_Af...
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2025 Africa Cup of Nations final - Wikipedia
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
You can tell that this game will destroy at least one nation's psyche and that's what sports are all about baby
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Whew I was worried bribery didn’t work for a minute www.nytimes.com/athletic/742...
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Folarin Balogun available for USMNT vs. Belgium as red card ban suspended (Gift Article)
Balogun was set to be suspended for Monday's game but will be now free to be selected.
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Everything is college football! www.nytimes.com/athletic/742...
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Folarin Balogun available for USMNT vs. Belgium as red card ban suspended (Gift Article)
Balogun was set to be suspended for Monday's game but will be now free to be selected.
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Brian Lowell @brilowell.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Galarza has fully wound up and smacked both Kounde and Mbappe in this game and hasn't even gotten a yellow for it
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Liam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 02/07/2026
Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE, WITH A BUNCH OF SCRAPS
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Brian Lowell @brilowell.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Poch has these dudes shithousing with the best of them, I am in awe. Simply not the USMNT we've always known
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Brian Lowell @brilowell.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Mauricio Pochettino I'm so sorry I ever doubted you
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Brian Lowell @brilowell.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
If you told an England fan three years ago that their options at right back were so bad that Declan Rice would have to play there for 25+ minutes trying to come back from 1-0 down to DR Congo in a knockout match at the world cup, they'd throw their Bovril in your face
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Brian Lowell @brilowell.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Oh my fucking god Jordan Pickford 🤣🤣🤣
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Melissa Murray @profmmurray.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
About Trump v. Barbara: Do not give the Court and the CJ credit for reading and upholding the Constitution. It's a travesty that this is not a unanimous decision... it's also a travesty that the Court let this question percolate for a year, giving credence to a crank theory of citizenship.
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Brian Lowell @brilowell.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Woltemade has the saddest penalty runup 🤣
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Brian Lowell @brilowell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The Scottish defenders are playing like they've never been pressed before 🤦
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Brian Lowell @brilowell.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Love how shaky Messi is from the spot
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
This is a great parallel and we’re lucky we avoided our own Tsushima disaster, though maybe I’m getting ahead of myself there
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Craziest stat for me The Knicks had the #1, #3, and #5 biggest comeback wins in NBA Finals history In the same Finals
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Brian Lowell @brilowell.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Ball don't lie
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Brian Lowell @brilowell.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Really sick of seeing Steve Tisch every time they go to a shot of the Giants' war room
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Benjamin Solak @benjaminsolak.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
If the Giants get Arvell Reese at 5 and Caleb Downs at 10, they’re the Day 1 winners
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Brian Lowell @brilowell.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Chelsea are gonna keep Spurs up
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Brian Lowell @brilowell.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
@edsbs.bsky.social Because who runs the damn ball better than Mr. Outside and Mr. Inside? Go Army. Beat Navy.
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Brian Lowell @brilowell.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Well that's Ekitike out for the next 8-10 months then 😢
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
"sorry I can't come to your once-in-250-years party. I'll be busy doing something it would actually make much more logical sense to do four days later. I bumped it up on purpose so I could throw it in your face. eat shit forever, amen" there is no hater on earth like a hater from Chicago
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Wes Burdine @wesburdine.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
"i have two Microsoft Outlooks, and neither one of those are working." The Astronauts truly representing us all up there.
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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 15/03/2026
"Bunch of guys obsessed with Ancient Sparta can't beat the Persians at sea" was probably one of the known-knowns, come to think of it.
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Brian Lowell @brilowell.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Salah's and Liverpool's season in microcosm 🤷
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Brian Lowell @brilowell.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
That is a Thiago-esque finish 😍
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 17/03/2026
Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Really disrespectful for them to continue awarding Best Animated Short after Kobe won
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Brian Lowell @brilowell.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
That was far from a perfect free kick 😬
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
It’s hard to blame woke DEI when the military is losing a war because of the straits.
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#SeanPayton4Prison2026 @rockiesvsconnor.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I think there is something to explore that many nations at the WBC have come showing what they love about their country (dancing, celebration, tradition) to represent the people while the American team has shown up representing and only celebrating the military
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Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Radiohead is demanding that the Trump administration take down a pro-ICE promotional video featuring a version of its song “Let Down” without permission. Full statement from the band:
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Brian Lowell @brilowell.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
What a month for Norway in Milan
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Extremely predictable (in fact, predicted by basically everyone) but still a little shocking that Team USA had its best Winter Olympics ever and the Trump administration didn’t celebrate any of the winners until the men’s hockey team, which they are celebrating A LOT
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Brian Lowell @brilowell.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Nobody is striking the ball like Szoboszlai right now 😯
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
1. Pearl Jam 2. Actually it's basically only Pearl Jam, Eddie Vedder's voice makes me want to die
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 30/01/2026
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Micah @rincewind.run · 28/01/2026
we've got Schumer calling for Miller's head, folks we're dragging them kicking and screaming in the right direction, keep it up
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Santa Cruz, by Peter Doig, 2025
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Brian Lowell @brilowell.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I've seen Zoom backgrounds with better quality than these yard markers
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