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Molly Templeton @mollytempleton.com · 10/10/2026

no idea who made this but I think of that random person with gratitude every time I heat up any sort of wraplike food object in the microwave

two scenes from an X-Men animated program: in the first, scott summers and jean gray are making out; he is labeled "microwave heat" and she is labeled "plate." in the second, we are more distant from the couple, and wolverine is standing in the foreground, labeled "my burrito."

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Brian Schroer @brianschroer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Yeah, Bing, that guy's name might be Ray Charles, but I'm pretty sure that's not THE Ray Charles.

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Brian Schroer @brianschroer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

So... If you don't have the chicken... then I don't have to pay for the chicken you don't have?

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Brian Schroer @brianschroer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I told Android Gemini to "add etouffe to my shopping list" and it added "toothache."

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Brian Schroer @brianschroer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

...and we're in a tie for the fewest losses in the conference.

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Brian Schroer @brianschroer.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I guess this is what "shrinkflation" does to fortune cookies.

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

i hate that every day i have to learn about some new asshole. why do they keep coming out with new assholes. enough

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Brian Schroer @brianschroer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Not just announcing that Jake will be "the Evander of Edwardsville", I hope.

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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 14/07/2026

A JORDAN WALKER WALK-OFF 👑 The Cardinals slugger has won the 2026 Home Run Derby in dramatic fashion.

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Brian Schroer @brianschroer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

It's a thin ¡Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal!

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

There are a lot of proposals for better systems, I think the best would be that after 120 minutes of play, the players on each team are progressively replaced by randomly-chosen spectators

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Brian Schroer @brianschroer.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

I'm watching from home and wondering what's going on there.

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Brian Schroer @brianschroer.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

One of my favorite bits of trivia...

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Brian Schroer @brianschroer.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Watching a World Cup match. I like to have a rooting interest, so I'm pulling for Korea over Czechia because I like my Hyundai and my Samsung phone.

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

pulled up the carpet in my car and found beautiful hardwood floors

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Dear CEO, rollin' up on a graduation like, "Enjoy the robot uprising and 20% unemployment." Stop actin' surprised when your ass gets booed and whatnot.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/05/2026

Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation

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Mayday Trippe @maydaytrippe.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

me when i get shot

Old comic panel. A man is shot by another man and exclaims "UGH, I'M SHOT AND I DON'T LIKE IT!"

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AAAAAAAAAAron Kablack @kablackquois.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Today I learned I can read German

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Brian Schroer @brianschroer.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

I reflexively said out loud "I hope Lundt is hurt", which sounds terrible. Sorry, Ben.

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Brian Schroer @brianschroer.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Today I learned: - a new (to me) word - phrontistery - that people need to look up the definitions of "dog" and "motorcycle"!?!

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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/03/2026

MAGA Voter Claims She Loves High Gas Prices theonion.com/maga-voter-claims-she-…

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Brian Schroer @brianschroer.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

I feel sorry for St. Louisans with the newer area code who have to wait until June 36 to celebrate 636 day.

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Black coffee and a bowl of cereal is a good sanity reset

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Brian Schroer @brianschroer.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Only Bugles survives. You could use one to play Taps for its deceased snack siblings.

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Brian Schroer @brianschroer.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

What the...? If they don't have a bottom, what touches the griddle to cook them? Have they invented 2-dimensional pancakes?

IHOP "Free bottomless pancakes with purchase of select Breakfast Combos" ad.

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Brian Schroer @brianschroer.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

I need to return these sleigh bells. They jingle, but they don't ring-ting-tingle.

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Brian Schroer @brianschroer.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

I wasn't in the market for a sponge holder, but how could I not buy this?

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

Put the Christ back in Christmas except for stuff that Christ would say we are canonically/biblically evil for doing

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Brian Schroer @brianschroer.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

I usually follow the rules, but on occasion I'll sneak into QT and fill my pockets with pico de gallo so I can snack throughout the day.

QuikTrip toppings bar with "Free with QuikTrip food purchase" sign.

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

Trump is a great president the way the Great Depression was a great depression

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Brian Schroer @brianschroer.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Gotta say, "Terror Squad" is a better name than CITY.

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Brian Schroer @brianschroer.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

How much snow did we get in U City? Oh, it's about one lion head deep.

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Rick CarBOOso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc

Crosstitch guide image reads “this machine kills fascists” with clipart images of an onion, a sub and a bottle of mustard

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Jay Rigdon @jayrigdon.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

Two announcers, Jason Garrett and Dan Hicks, stand in front of a sign that reads "Big Turd" thanks to how they are blocking it

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