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Brian Schroer @brianschroer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Yeah, Bing, that guy's name might be Ray Charles, but I'm pretty sure that's not THE Ray Charles.

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Brian Schroer @brianschroer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

So... If you don't have the chicken... then I don't have to pay for the chicken you don't have?

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Brian Schroer @brianschroer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I told Android Gemini to "add etouffe to my shopping list" and it added "toothache."

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Brian Schroer @brianschroer.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I guess this is what "shrinkflation" does to fortune cookies.

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

i hate that every day i have to learn about some new asshole. why do they keep coming out with new assholes. enough

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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 14/07/2026

A JORDAN WALKER WALK-OFF 👑 The Cardinals slugger has won the 2026 Home Run Derby in dramatic fashion.

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

There are a lot of proposals for better systems, I think the best would be that after 120 minutes of play, the players on each team are progressively replaced by randomly-chosen spectators

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Brian Schroer @brianschroer.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

One of my favorite bits of trivia...

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Brian Schroer @brianschroer.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Watching a World Cup match. I like to have a rooting interest, so I'm pulling for Korea over Czechia because I like my Hyundai and my Samsung phone.

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

pulled up the carpet in my car and found beautiful hardwood floors

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Dear CEO, rollin' up on a graduation like, "Enjoy the robot uprising and 20% unemployment." Stop actin' surprised when your ass gets booed and whatnot.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/05/2026

Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation

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Mayday Trippe @maydaytrippe.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

me when i get shot

Old comic panel. A man is shot by another man and exclaims "UGH, I'M SHOT AND I DON'T LIKE IT!"

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Aaron Kablack @kablackquois.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Today I learned I can read German

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Brian Schroer @brianschroer.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Today I learned: - a new (to me) word - phrontistery - that people need to look up the definitions of "dog" and "motorcycle"!?!

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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/03/2026

MAGA Voter Claims She Loves High Gas Prices theonion.com/maga-voter-claims-she-…

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Brian Schroer @brianschroer.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

I feel sorry for St. Louisans with the newer area code who have to wait until June 36 to celebrate 636 day.

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Black coffee and a bowl of cereal is a good sanity reset

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Brian Schroer @brianschroer.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Only Bugles survives. You could use one to play Taps for its deceased snack siblings.

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Brian Schroer @brianschroer.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

What the...? If they don't have a bottom, what touches the griddle to cook them? Have they invented 2-dimensional pancakes?

IHOP "Free bottomless pancakes with purchase of select Breakfast Combos" ad.

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Brian Schroer @brianschroer.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

I need to return these sleigh bells. They jingle, but they don't ring-ting-tingle.

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Brian Schroer @brianschroer.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

I wasn't in the market for a sponge holder, but how could I not buy this?

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

Put the Christ back in Christmas except for stuff that Christ would say we are canonically/biblically evil for doing

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Brian Schroer @brianschroer.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

I usually follow the rules, but on occasion I'll sneak into QT and fill my pockets with pico de gallo so I can snack throughout the day.

QuikTrip toppings bar with "Free with QuikTrip food purchase" sign.

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

Trump is a great president the way the Great Depression was a great depression

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Brian Schroer @brianschroer.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

How much snow did we get in U City? Oh, it's about one lion head deep.

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Rick CarBOOso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc

Crosstitch guide image reads “this machine kills fascists” with clipart images of an onion, a sub and a bottle of mustard

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Jay Rigdon @jayrigdon.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

Two announcers, Jason Garrett and Dan Hicks, stand in front of a sign that reads "Big Turd" thanks to how they are blocking it

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god

The Pope tweets: "The poor are not there by chance or by blind and cruel fate. Nor, for most of them, is poverty a choice. Yet, there are those who still presume to make this claim, thus revealing their own blindness and cruelty. #DilexiTe"

Someone replies: "I was so hopeful I could be a Catholic again after the disaster that Francis was, guess we just get Francis 2.0 now and I am heartbroken. How do I stay a Catholic now...I don't want to lose faith but I am. You belong to someone else, not God."

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Brian Schroer @brianschroer.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

I don't know what the category would be, but the inventor of this button deserves a Nobel Prize.

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Brian Schroer @brianschroer.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

If I did "a Hank Hill" and came into Schnucks with a screwdriver and pliers and offered to tighten their credit card machines so they don't swivel when you're trying to push the buttons, how do you think that would be received?

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Brian Schroer @brianschroer.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

That doesn't sound comfortable, and I'm afraid they'd break if you sat on them.

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Claire McCaskill @clairecmc.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Trump insisting on “ good moral character.” Like paying a porn star to keep quiet? Like adultery? Like convictions for assaulting a woman?

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”

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Brian Schroer @brianschroer.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Fun fact: My wife shares a birthday with Bono & mine is the same as The Edge's.

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Brian Schroer @brianschroer.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

Costco already selling Halloween stuff in mid-July.

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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

Happy 4th of July, Batman.

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Otter Poppa's Poppaler Nature Facts @peezkyweezky.bsky.social · 05/07/2024

Today is my favorite day to be on NextDoor

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Claire McCaskill @clairecmc.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

Hey. Guess what? All you had to do was vote no and they would not have happened. Phony BS. “Though he voted for the legislation, Mr. Hawley said he was so opposed to the Medicaid provisions that he intended to spend the next two years trying to get them overturned.” NYT

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