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Pissed Off Canadian

@brianjarvis.com
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Stay hydrated, wear sunblock, punch nazis, get some rest. It's the Gulf of Mexico and Lake Ontario. Canada will never be a 51st state. Elbows up. 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🏋️‍♂️🥋🖥️

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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 27/09/2026
A little freshly ground black pepper adds a lot to the frying eggs. 🍳
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 27/09/2026
CC: @elmercc.bsky.social
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 26/09/2026
I deserve a sundae today.
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 25/09/2026
I'm making new friends! 😍
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 25/09/2026
DO NOT FAT-SHAME BIKES!!! 🚲
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 25/09/2026
Management committee meeting. 🐱
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 24/09/2026
Breakfast sausages in progress!
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 19/09/2026
Walkies!
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 17/09/2026
Haircut ✅ Flu shot ✅ COVID shot ✅ Happy Pre-Friday!
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 10/09/2026
All dressed up for a memorial service this afternoon.
Old guy in a black suit, white shirt & black tie.
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 06/09/2026
The management is taking a break. 😺
Two cats, one napping, one sitting beside lazily watching the world go by.
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 05/09/2026
Eggs will be up in a minute! 🌞
Old guy shirtless in the deck of his trailer, frying eggs on an outdoor grill.
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 04/09/2026
Yup! 😈
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 04/09/2026
Srsly, wtf?!
Oreo "Stuff of Doom" cookies
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 04/09/2026
Wat
BTS styled brown sugar pancake creme Oreo cookies
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 03/09/2026
Tonight's entertainment:
Poster for "Coyote Vs. Acme"
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 31/08/2026
qt this post with your chest best pic. thank you 😚
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 30/08/2026
Walkies!
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 29/08/2026
Walkies!
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 29/08/2026
The universe is just mocking me at this point. 🤬
A hand-written sign on the door to my local gym: "Gym closed due to water main break."
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 27/08/2026
Earl wishes to say hello!
Brown & white pitbull staring adoringly at the camera.
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 26/08/2026
My renewed passport has arrived! Good until 2036! 🇨🇦🍁
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 22/08/2026
The news is depressing so I'm going for a walk.
Old guy on an urban walking path through a local park.
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 19/08/2026
Fresh haircut!💈 Sorry, folks... This is as beautiful as I get.
Old guy in a raspberry T-shirt and glasses snagging a selfie in the parking lot of his barber shop.
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 15/08/2026
Every breath you take And every move you make Every bond you break Every step you take I'll be watching you
Kitty perched at the top of a tall cat tree, surveilling her domain.
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 13/08/2026
Finally! Affordable housing!
A children's plastic home playset sitting on a street curb with "free" signs on it.
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 12/08/2026
So thicc and yet so shallow. 🏋️
Old guy taking a mirror selfie at the gym
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 08/08/2026
I called an all-day Advanced through Challenge-2 square dance today. Good times!
An old guy gaping at the camera for a selfie with two squares of dancers in the background.
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 07/08/2026
Tonight's entertainment:
A movie poster for Spider-Man: Brand New Day.
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 06/08/2026
It's not a bad bench, it just made some poor life choices in its younger days.
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 02/08/2026
Outdoor grilling, but also torrential rain & flash flood warning. 🌧️
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 02/08/2026
Chest day at church this morning.
Old guy in a red tank posing for a selfie in the gym locker room.
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 30/07/2026
Corn finds a way. 🌽
A stalk of corn about a foot high (30cm) growing from a crack in the pavement of a municipal street.
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 27/07/2026
Dental cleaning complete.
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 26/07/2026
Arby's! 🤩
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 26/07/2026
Eggs coming up!
Old guy wearing a white linen shirt and tan shorts frying eggs on the deck of his trailer.
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 25/07/2026
Breakfast!
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 19/07/2026
Utterly destroyed by this morning's workout. Remember me fondly.
Old guy dramatically collapsing on the steering wheel of his car from exhaustion. F'ing drama queen.
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 18/07/2026
Neighbourhood watch.
A brown adolescent bunny munching on vegetation in our backyard.A brown-grey young bunny sitting in a patch of mulch, watching me suspiciously.
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 17/07/2026
Is parallel parking really that hard? 😑
A white Acura is hung up on a cement retaining wall, the front driver's side tire hovering in mid-air with a traffic cone in front to warn others.
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 15/07/2026
I went to the gym. Pls clap.
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 12/07/2026
Out for walkies.
Old guy in a blue shirt, a baseball cap and glasses walking in a local municipal park.
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 11/07/2026
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 05/07/2026
Each IAGSDC convention has the Honky Tonk Queen drag show. My friend David wanted to do a Little Mermaid spoof, so he drafted me to play his "hunky Canadian lifeguard." David won the contest over seven other competitors. I spoke two words and was 2nd runner up while not even being a contestant. 😆
No text can do justice to the horror...

I'm standing on the left, in flip flops, red board shorts, a white & red lifeguard T-shirt, and a red visor, holding a Disney little mermaid purse.

David is standing on the right wearing a red waist-length wig, a purple & white sea-shell bra, and marine blue sequinned floor length skirt and red pumps.
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 05/07/2026
L'été à Montréal == rue barré 😆
Old guy taking a selfie in front of a fenced-off Rue Sainte Cathérine in Montréal. The entire street is torn up for major reconstruction, as is the habit of the city in the summer when major infrastructure projects can finally start.
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 04/07/2026
All three of us, Michael, Kent & me!
Michael, Kent & me... All dressed in square club regalia standing with drinks at the convention cocktail hour.
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 04/07/2026
Full regalia for the convention banquet, with a special guest appearance with hubby Michael.
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 04/07/2026
Do not provoke the cobra chicken!
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 04/07/2026
Exploring the Montréal subway system!
Old guy taking a selfie on the platform of the 1 line eastbound at the Atwater station, with a moving subway train in the background.
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 03/07/2026
The convention becomes a real party once someone gets trapped in the elevator.
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