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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Please give whoever booked Ross Kemp for this a raise #CelebrityTraitors
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Charlotte @charlottebayes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My first substack of the year is out! It’s been a while so I have eased back in doing my favourite thing in the world; answering your sex and relationship questions, follow the link to read or even subscribe ✌🏻🩷 dickappointments.substack.com/p/dick-appoi...
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Everyone is doing a magnificent job of not breaking down in giggles, I would not cope, I would be the human equivalent of a dropped cheesecake
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Fourteen years since the greatest tweet of all time.
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Can't believe it's been nearly 11 years since them slags smashed into the twin towers it still freaks my nut out to this day 9/11 ch 4 10
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Jack @jackinpogform.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Harry Potter fans will do more to honour the memory of a CGI gremlin thing than they would a single trans person.
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Alice Bennett @aliceponderland.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Absolutely this! Bear Grylls is biting heads of frogs and drinking his own urine but Ray Mears explains you can do those things if desperate and then does foraging and builds a canoe out of bark.
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sarah @brettshinks.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Sometimes you’ve just got to listen to Colourblind by Darius
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sarah @brettshinks.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
My dad is 70 next week and if we got to the final we were gonna watch it together because I love football because of him and now I’m just sad we won’t get that
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sarah @brettshinks.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
For fucks sake
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sarah @brettshinks.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This is making me feel so ill
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sarah @brettshinks.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
God I hate them SO MUCH
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Belgian Red Devils @belreddevils.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Overturn this! 😎
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sarah @brettshinks.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
England through and one of my most annoying villagers just asked to leave. What a good start to my week
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Adaptive Relief UK @adaptiverelief.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Unbelievable. In a game he played zero minutes in, Jordan Henderson got himself a yellow card and then needed to be stretchered off after injuring himself falling over the advertising board while singing #Wonderwall #MexEng *Just after the 55 second mark
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sarah @brettshinks.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I had to spend the last ten minutes of that just pulverising a nookmiles island bc I was so stressed and shaky
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sarah @brettshinks.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I’m SHAKING OMG
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sarah @brettshinks.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
the STRESS
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Mo Salah grinning at the keeper after going down the middle 🥶
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sarah @brettshinks.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
My dad is gonna be so upset Modric is his guy
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sarah @brettshinks.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Fucks sake
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sarah @brettshinks.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
and he continues to try to make it fit. I said tra and left him to it like the dickhead he is
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sarah @brettshinks.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
dickhead neighbour was hammering fencing outside our flat. he starts kicking off so I opened the window and told him I was just looking to see what the noise was. He starts complaining the fence won’t fit. I tell him why (there’s concrete beneath the bedding) but he ignores that
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sarah @brettshinks.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I’ve had two incredibly stressful interactions today (one with tumblr follower asking me why I unfollowed them, other with dickhead neighbour) and I handled both impeccably but now I’m freaking out at how well I did. my adrenaline is just racing and I feel ill
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Owen @problemsdog.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Wow that is not the announcement I was expecting but good on him
Guardian liveblog screenshot:

“Keir Starmer is coming out.
There is loud applause from his staff and supporters.
He looks miserable.”
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The attacks in Edinburgh, in which an armed bare-chested white man terrorised Muslims, leaving five people injured, don't feature on a single newspaper front page this morning. Two tier journalism
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sarah @brettshinks.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
if you see that I’m reading about six books at one time just know all of my library audiobooks have come in at once rather than staggered over six months and I’m very stressed about it
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sarah @brettshinks.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I can not believe this!!!! Like I never wanna be a Debbie downer about them but what’s this brilliance?!?!?!?!!!
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sarah @brettshinks.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Now I’m in floods bc it’s reminding me of my nan and D’s dad. Just the slow inevitable decline while they’re shoved from pillar to post. It makes the future feel fucking terrifying if you have no money or family
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sarah @brettshinks.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Our elderly neighbour is in hospital and no one is telling his wife (disabled and housebound) wtf is going on with him, so we managed to find what ward he’s on and D has just been up there to see him. Hospital say he’s about to be moved for rehab but no one was gonna tell his wife that??
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Mark Wallace @wallaceme.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Excited to see the lesbian witchcraft apocalypse befall the United States in a couple of days’ time.
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sarah @brettshinks.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I just snapped today and have gone through so much stuff and have donated or chucked it out. I know that in a few weeks I will look for something and it will have gone but rn I don’t care
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sarah @brettshinks.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Yes, I do that with all of my books too. I’d rather take a bit less money for the convenience of it
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sarah @brettshinks.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I have so much stuff I need to sell but I’m too anxious and overwhelmed to sell it but the room it’s taking up is also making me anxious and overwhelmed
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sarah @brettshinks.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
The new bombshell on Love Island reminds me of Brad Willis from Neighbours
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sarah @brettshinks.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Hate that they made me feel sad for them lol
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sarah @brettshinks.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I feel like the way I’m watching this match (on a phone buffering every 20mins bc if it’s on the telly it’s every couple of mins) is just gonna be the future of watching any football and it’s absolute misery
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Gourdo! 🎃 @posting.fan · 22/05/2026
nobody here will be surprised to see that Burnham, presented with the prospect of the Big Boy Chair, is just as much of a total fucking cunt as any reform candidate you care to name
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sarah @brettshinks.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I think an appropriate response to meltdown recovery is to go to the park and book a couple of new tattoos
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sarah @brettshinks.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I have the first version and it’s so bad compared to this! I’m gonna have to upgrade!
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Hex @hexcat.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉
Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006
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sarah @brettshinks.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Also wanna get one of a tooth to replace the one I got taken out
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sarah @brettshinks.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Thinking of getting a tattoo of a pair of stork scissors
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sarah @brettshinks.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
just found out Blue and 911 are playing here in a couple of weeks as well as Five being here over the summer and I’m too beep boop to cope with going either and I HATE IT
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sarah @brettshinks.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I stagger my library audiobook reservations out to come in over the year and four have come in weeks early within a couple of days and I do not know if I have enough cross stitching projects to last throughout these books
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sarah @brettshinks.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
My personal review is that I thought it was doing fuck all but then I realised for three weeks I hadn’t asked D to touch my face to feel how disgustingly hot it was and I’ve been able to work on my writing for the first time in MONTHS bc I can string a sentence together mentally and verbally
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sarah @brettshinks.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Had my perimenoHRT review today and it all went amazing so I treated myself to a Five T-shirt
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sarah @brettshinks.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
We were just repotting some strawberry plants and in one of our flower pots we found a MUMMIFIED RAT
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sarah @brettshinks.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
got prescribed HRT for the perimenopause today!!!!
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sarah @brettshinks.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
At mine they’ll only prescribe if you’re diabetic but you have to have tried four different medications and for those not to work before they’ll prescribe it. It’s ridiculous how they’ll lecture you or tell you to try it and it’s a miracle drug yet refuse to give that help
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sarah @brettshinks.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Kiwi. Absolutely rank.
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