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The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It was not immediately clear what Divine meant.
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The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Finally. Napoleon is done for.
tomshardware.com
ChatGPT-6 Astra cracks 217-year-old Napoleonic code in just six hours — single-prompt AI run solves 24 rows of custom symbols from a single image, reveals lost troop orders
OpenAI’s model completed the task after being fed just a single image and prompt.
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The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thanks to whoever blasted out that emergency message to my phone three times to let me know that a cop was attacked 150 miles away. Very useful.
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The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
SecDef Whisky Dick is mandating rock hard boner checks for the troops.
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The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You know it’s bad when even our video games are trying to gaslight us about how well things are going.
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The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Tilly Norwood has been found dead in a Waffle House dumpster outside Tucson. Foul play is not suspected.
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The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The gayness is entirely unintentional, but the Iraq invasion apologia is not.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 04/09/2026
"I didn't think a full, 6-day-per-week, 14-hour-per-day, in-office schedule was necessary to discharge my duties clicking the 'generate' button, followed by the 'approve' button, thousands of times a day on SlurryHose. But experience has shown me that I was wrong." buff.ly/RbEQoJg
mcsweeneys.net
Why We Must Return to the Office to Use AI in Person
“I didn’t think a full, six-day-per-week, fourteen-hour-per-day, in-office schedule was necessary to discharge my duties clicking the ‘generate’ button, foll...
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The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Just think, it wasn’t that long ago that we were making jokes about the RTX $5090.
tomshardware.com
Nvidia's RTX 5090 vanishes from online retail in the US — third-party sellers now demand as much as $9,500 for Nvidia's fastest GPU
In less than a week, first-party inventory of the RTX 5090 has almost completely evaporated.
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The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The public has turned on data centers, and these guys are nowhere near making good on their AGI promises. But they need to keep the money train going. So they’re colluding on a “slowdown” to cover for the lack of progress by saying they have to do it because AI is just too good already.
apple.news
Top AI leaders unite to warn the technology is advancing too fast — The Washington Post
Dario Amodei, Sam Altman and Elon Musk, long at odds with each other, found common ground in calling for a slowdown in the advancement of AI amid mounting fears about its dangers.
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The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Every country’s stereotype of themselves: A humble people who love food, family, and community. Every country’s stereotype of their neighbors: A degenerate land of gluttonous alcoholics and sex-crazed perverts.
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The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There are a whole lot of AI bros pretending that they knew what Navier-Stokes was before today.
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The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Little known fact: the idea that sunlight kills vampires comes from the movie Nosferatu (1922). It didn't exist before that.
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Boner Vivant @dougtilley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Rest in peace to one of the best to ever do it.
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The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Average American after voting for the Legalize Pooping in the Street Party: Who do I talk to about all the poop on the streets?
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christian @speederaserhead.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
RIP Screaming Mad George 🕊️
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The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This is the last thing you see in the Backrooms
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The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The only spiral I care about is the mysterious spiral curse afflicting Kurouzu-chō.
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The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
US military crowdsourcing ideas for war crimes.
cnn.com
Exclusive: US military asks troops for ‘creative and unconventional’ ideas to punish Iran | CNN Politics
The request from a senior officer at the US military command carrying out President Donald Trump’s war with Iran came in an email: We need ideas.
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The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
When your housing market is so fucked that a couple buying a house is news. Also I love the mayor's advice for people who feel housing is unaffordable, which is basically just a soft version of "have you tried pulling yourself up by your bootstraps?"
wkyt.com
Lexington family becomes first-time homeowners through affordable housing development
After 12 years of renting, Sharell Byrd and her husband, Ledarius Jackson, became first-time homeowners Friday as Lexington celebrated the construction of new affordable housing developments.
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☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
“I've sold data centers to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! Well, sir, there's nothin' on earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-terrawatt data center! What'd I say?”
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The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Get ready for the future, where every device you own is just a dumb terminal with minimum specs. Just a screen and a keyboard that's only used for connecting to online services that you pay a subscription to use.
pcgamer.com
Apacer CEO warns that memory supply could plummet by 70% next year
No end in sight.
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The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Aside from how weird it is to verbally suck Trump's dick during another man's eulogy, I am again reminded that some Christians think heaven is a place where you live in a house and, like, go to the store and stuff. Does your heaven mansion have a bathroom? Do you still poop in heaven?
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The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I discovered MST3K back when it was running as the Mystery Science Theater Hour on Comedy Central. My parents were going through a messy divorce at the time, so the show sits at a weird crossroads in my life. It's amazing that I'm still able to watch new episodes today, as a withered, bitter old man
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The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Before this year ends, Grok Imagine will make a full-length movie of Avatar: The Way of Water that is historically accurate and true to the art of gooning
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Oh my god it worked
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The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Saw Mitch McConnell in the hospital today and he looks better than ever.
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The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
A 2TB hard drive I bought for $130 two years ago now sells for $380. Totally normal. Just fine. Don’t worry about it.
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The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
If Mitch McConnell is still alive then how did I summon his wraith into the Soul Vortex, hmmmmmm?
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The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Welcome to the World of Cops! Your phone? A cop. Your computer? A cop. Your car? A cop. Eventually everything you own will be a cop.
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Sitting in the back of a car or a carriage, sets a angry looking woman in a green robe. She says, “Sometimes… I WORRY about you! This started as a HOBBY… A casual AMUSEMENT for you… But NOW….”
The angry man sitting next to her wearing a blue robe replies, “ NOW… The practice of WITCHCRAFT has become my very LIFE! And NONE will mock me… Do you? HERE? None! NONE!“
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/06/2026
Political Profile: Ken Paxton theonion.com/political-profile-ken-…
Position On Pedophilia: Moderate
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The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Hmmmmmmmmmmm
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 23/06/2026
Garffeld
Three panel comic of an homage to the first Garfield strip, but Jon is a monk and Garfield is a medieval rendering of a cat. In the first panel, Jon says, “HWÆT, LAM JON ARBUCKLE. I AM A MONK, AND THIS MY CATTE, GARFFELD.” In the second panel, Garffeld is thinking, “ HWÆT, I AM GARFFELD. I AM A CATTE, AND THIS IS MY MONK, JON.” In the last panel, Jon says, “OUR ONLY THOUGHT IS TO GLORIFY GOD.” Garffeld thinks, “FEDE ME.”
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The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
The palace has been taken. The king has chosen to fall on his sword rather than answer to the people for his crimes. The wicked monarchy has fallen, and in its place will rise a new and glorious Burger Republic.
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The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
All true, though.
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The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Currently fascinated by the leftistsforai subreddit, which is half people humble bragging about their multi-thousand dollar rigs and half people who think running Qwen on their 3060 is going to help dismantle capitalism.
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The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
It is said in legend that the one who finds a sword in the pool will be crowned the One True King of America.
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The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Hey, they don't call him Carlos "Menstealia" for nothing!
apnews.com
Comedian Carlos Mencia faces 12 felony charges for failing to report more than $8M in earnings
Comedian Carlos Mencia has been arrested and charged with 12 felonies for allegedly failing to report or pay taxes on over $8 million in earnings.
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The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
So anyway, the Pope just launched the Butlerian Jihad.
futurism.com
The Pope Just Low Key Declared Holy War on Artificial Intelligence
In perhaps his strongest rebuke of the tech industry's rampant obsession with AI yet, Pope Leo called for the tech to be "disarmed."
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
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The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I caught THIS MAN trying to SCAN MY BODY for PERVERTED HOLOSUITE SMUT. If you see this man DO NOT accept free credits at his Dabo Table IT IS A TRAP!
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Orson Welles: I worked with Grogu. Not in film you see but on the stage. Brilliant performer but a cruel disgusting wretch of a soul. Interviewer: Pourrions-nous parler de Citizen Kane à la place, s'il vous plaît ? Welles: yes he did sell out his friends to HUAC, I will never forgive him for that
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The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Go check out Buffet Infinity. It’s on Amazon Prime, maybe other places. If you like that “4am on Adult Swim” style of surreal horror, it’s a good time.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Must admit I am deeply cynical about the continued use of the "we need a strong Republican Party" frame used by the most powerful Democrats. If some of you can find a silver lining, bless, but to me it's corporate- / consultant- brained trash designed to impede real progress. More cynical than me!
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The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Looks like a man who will pay you a million dollars to sleep with your wife.
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Scott Hanselman 🌮 @scott.hanselman.com · 28/04/2026
The earliest DOS source code was found on printer paper in Tim Paterson's garage so we've open sourced it on 86-DOS 1.00’s 45th anniversary! This is next-level software archaeology for preservation, and plain ol’ curiosity. #DOS #RetroComputing opensource.microsoft.com/blog/2026/04...
opensource.microsoft.com
Continuing the story of early DOS development | Microsoft Open Source Blog
In 2018 we (re)-open-sourced MS‑DOS 1.25 and 2.11, and more recently in 2024 we were able to make the source for MS‑DOS 4.0 available to the public as well. Today, on 86-DOS 1.00’s 45th anniversary, w...
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
your old pal, the moon
A four panel comic

the moon is up in the night sky, looking in through someone's window, a face on it saying "oh, hey there friend. Still awake at this hour?"

In the second panel, a comforting smile on its face, the moon says "worried time's passing you by? The window for you to do the things you wanted to do is rapidly closing? Wondering if you've already wasted too much time to start now?"

With a smirk on its face the moon says "couldn't be me. I'm the moon. I never have to deal with shit like that. 
Try being a 4.5 billion year old rock next time, loser."

The moon leaves, laughing cruelly, saying "moon out, bozo."
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