The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It was not immediately clear what Divine meant. 011
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Finally. Napoleon is done for.tomshardware.comChatGPT-6 Astra cracks 217-year-old Napoleonic code in just six hours — single-prompt AI run solves 24 rows of custom symbols from a single image, reveals lost troop ordersOpenAI’s model completed the task after being fed just a single image and prompt. 011
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Thanks to whoever blasted out that emergency message to my phone three times to let me know that a cop was attacked 150 miles away. Very useful. 000
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 19/09/2026SecDef Whisky Dick is mandating rock hard boner checks for the troops. 011
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 16/09/2026You know it’s bad when even our video games are trying to gaslight us about how well things are going. 000
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Tilly Norwood has been found dead in a Waffle House dumpster outside Tucson. Foul play is not suspected. 000
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The gayness is entirely unintentional, but the Iraq invasion apologia is not. 020
Reposted by The Doom That Came to BlueskyMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 04/09/2026"I didn't think a full, 6-day-per-week, 14-hour-per-day, in-office schedule was necessary to discharge my duties clicking the 'generate' button, followed by the 'approve' button, thousands of times a day on SlurryHose. But experience has shown me that I was wrong." buff.ly/RbEQoJgmcsweeneys.netWhy We Must Return to the Office to Use AI in Person“I didn’t think a full, six-day-per-week, fourteen-hour-per-day, in-office schedule was necessary to discharge my duties clicking the ‘generate’ button, foll... 020170
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Just think, it wasn’t that long ago that we were making jokes about the RTX $5090.tomshardware.comNvidia's RTX 5090 vanishes from online retail in the US — third-party sellers now demand as much as $9,500 for Nvidia's fastest GPUIn less than a week, first-party inventory of the RTX 5090 has almost completely evaporated. 000
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The public has turned on data centers, and these guys are nowhere near making good on their AGI promises. But they need to keep the money train going. So they’re colluding on a “slowdown” to cover for the lack of progress by saying they have to do it because AI is just too good already.apple.newsTop AI leaders unite to warn the technology is advancing too fast — The Washington PostDario Amodei, Sam Altman and Elon Musk, long at odds with each other, found common ground in calling for a slowdown in the advancement of AI amid mounting fears about its dangers. 010
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Every country’s stereotype of themselves: A humble people who love food, family, and community. Every country’s stereotype of their neighbors: A degenerate land of gluttonous alcoholics and sex-crazed perverts. 000
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 09/09/2026There are a whole lot of AI bros pretending that they knew what Navier-Stokes was before today. 000
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Little known fact: the idea that sunlight kills vampires comes from the movie Nosferatu (1922). It didn't exist before that. 001
Reposted by The Doom That Came to BlueskyBoner Vivant @dougtilley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Rest in peace to one of the best to ever do it. 2162541959
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Average American after voting for the Legalize Pooping in the Street Party: Who do I talk to about all the poop on the streets? 000
Reposted by The Doom That Came to Blueskychristian @speederaserhead.bsky.social · 17/08/2026RIP Screaming Mad George 🕊️ 436992
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 14/08/2026This is the last thing you see in the Backrooms 010
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 06/08/2026The only spiral I care about is the mysterious spiral curse afflicting Kurouzu-chō. 020
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 03/08/2026US military crowdsourcing ideas for war crimes.cnn.comExclusive: US military asks troops for ‘creative and unconventional’ ideas to punish Iran | CNN PoliticsThe request from a senior officer at the US military command carrying out President Donald Trump’s war with Iran came in an email: We need ideas. 000
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 01/08/2026When your housing market is so fucked that a couple buying a house is news. Also I love the mayor's advice for people who feel housing is unaffordable, which is basically just a soft version of "have you tried pulling yourself up by your bootstraps?"wkyt.comLexington family becomes first-time homeowners through affordable housing developmentAfter 12 years of renting, Sharell Byrd and her husband, Ledarius Jackson, became first-time homeowners Friday as Lexington celebrated the construction of new affordable housing developments. 010
Reposted by The Doom That Came to Bluesky☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 01/08/2026“I've sold data centers to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! Well, sir, there's nothin' on earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-terrawatt data center! What'd I say?” 2010216
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Get ready for the future, where every device you own is just a dumb terminal with minimum specs. Just a screen and a keyboard that's only used for connecting to online services that you pay a subscription to use.pcgamer.comApacer CEO warns that memory supply could plummet by 70% next yearNo end in sight. 000
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Aside from how weird it is to verbally suck Trump's dick during another man's eulogy, I am again reminded that some Christians think heaven is a place where you live in a house and, like, go to the store and stuff. Does your heaven mansion have a bathroom? Do you still poop in heaven? 110
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I discovered MST3K back when it was running as the Mystery Science Theater Hour on Comedy Central. My parents were going through a messy divorce at the time, so the show sits at a weird crossroads in my life. It's amazing that I'm still able to watch new episodes today, as a withered, bitter old man 0413
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Before this year ends, Grok Imagine will make a full-length movie of Avatar: The Way of Water that is historically accurate and true to the art of gooning 000
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Saw Mitch McConnell in the hospital today and he looks better than ever. 020
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 09/07/2026A 2TB hard drive I bought for $130 two years ago now sells for $380. Totally normal. Just fine. Don’t worry about it. 010
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 07/07/2026If Mitch McConnell is still alive then how did I summon his wraith into the Soul Vortex, hmmmmmm? 010
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Welcome to the World of Cops! Your phone? A cop. Your computer? A cop. Your car? A cop. Eventually everything you own will be a cop. 101
Reposted by The Doom That Came to BlueskyComics Outta Context 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 29/12/2024 1223042
Reposted by The Doom That Came to BlueskyThe Onion @theonion.com · 26/06/2026Political Profile: Ken Paxton theonion.com/political-profile-ken-… 331628297
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 23/06/2026The palace has been taken. The king has chosen to fall on his sword rather than answer to the people for his crimes. The wicked monarchy has fallen, and in its place will rise a new and glorious Burger Republic. 000
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Currently fascinated by the leftistsforai subreddit, which is half people humble bragging about their multi-thousand dollar rigs and half people who think running Qwen on their 3060 is going to help dismantle capitalism. 000
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 20/06/2026It is said in legend that the one who finds a sword in the pool will be crowned the One True King of America. 000
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Hey, they don't call him Carlos "Menstealia" for nothing!apnews.comComedian Carlos Mencia faces 12 felony charges for failing to report more than $8M in earningsComedian Carlos Mencia has been arrested and charged with 12 felonies for allegedly failing to report or pay taxes on over $8 million in earnings. 000
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 28/05/2026So anyway, the Pope just launched the Butlerian Jihad.futurism.comThe Pope Just Low Key Declared Holy War on Artificial IntelligenceIn perhaps his strongest rebuke of the tech industry's rampant obsession with AI yet, Pope Leo called for the tech to be "disarmed." 010
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 20/05/2026I caught THIS MAN trying to SCAN MY BODY for PERVERTED HOLOSUITE SMUT. If you see this man DO NOT accept free credits at his Dabo Table IT IS A TRAP! 020
Reposted by The Doom That Came to BlueskyBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Orson Welles: I worked with Grogu. Not in film you see but on the stage. Brilliant performer but a cruel disgusting wretch of a soul. Interviewer: Pourrions-nous parler de Citizen Kane à la place, s'il vous plaît ? Welles: yes he did sell out his friends to HUAC, I will never forgive him for that 393147664
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Go check out Buffet Infinity. It’s on Amazon Prime, maybe other places. If you like that “4am on Adult Swim” style of surreal horror, it’s a good time. 020
Reposted by The Doom That Came to BlueskyBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Must admit I am deeply cynical about the continued use of the "we need a strong Republican Party" frame used by the most powerful Democrats. If some of you can find a silver lining, bless, but to me it's corporate- / consultant- brained trash designed to impede real progress. More cynical than me! 1624310
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Looks like a man who will pay you a million dollars to sleep with your wife. 000
Reposted by The Doom That Came to BlueskyScott Hanselman 🌮 @scott.hanselman.com · 28/04/2026The earliest DOS source code was found on printer paper in Tim Paterson's garage so we've open sourced it on 86-DOS 1.00’s 45th anniversary! This is next-level software archaeology for preservation, and plain ol’ curiosity. #DOS #RetroComputing opensource.microsoft.com/blog/2026/04...opensource.microsoft.comContinuing the story of early DOS development | Microsoft Open Source BlogIn 2018 we (re)-open-sourced MS‑DOS 1.25 and 2.11, and more recently in 2024 we were able to make the source for MS‑DOS 4.0 available to the public as well. Today, on 86-DOS 1.00’s 45th anniversary, w... 1133181
Reposted by The Doom That Came to BlueskyRory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 29/04/2026your old pal, the moon 15787150