The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 22hWhen you answer the door after posting pictures of the UFO you saw. 110 0
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Now this is a dream worth risking the entire global economy. 010 0
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 10/10/2026This is the sci-fi future we were promised. 110 0
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It was not immediately clear what Divine meant. 011 0
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Finally. Napoleon is done for.tomshardware.comChatGPT-6 Astra cracks 217-year-old Napoleonic code in just six hours — single-prompt AI run solves 24 rows of custom symbols from a single image, reveals lost troop ordersOpenAI’s model completed the task after being fed just a single image and prompt. 011 0
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Thanks to whoever blasted out that emergency message to my phone three times to let me know that a cop was attacked 150 miles away. Very useful. 000 0
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I’ve been seeing some pretty positive buzz. Curious to know what you think. 110 0
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 19/09/2026SecDef Whisky Dick is mandating rock hard boner checks for the troops. 011 0
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 16/09/2026You know it’s bad when even our video games are trying to gaslight us about how well things are going. 000 0
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Shit all this time I thought it stood for "Immortal." 110 0
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Tilly Norwood has been found dead in a Waffle House dumpster outside Tucson. Foul play is not suspected. 000 0
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The gayness is entirely unintentional, but the Iraq invasion apologia is not. 020 0
Reposted by The Doom That Came to BlueskyMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 04/09/2026"I didn't think a full, 6-day-per-week, 14-hour-per-day, in-office schedule was necessary to discharge my duties clicking the 'generate' button, followed by the 'approve' button, thousands of times a day on SlurryHose. But experience has shown me that I was wrong." buff.ly/RbEQoJgmcsweeneys.netWhy We Must Return to the Office to Use AI in Person“I didn’t think a full, six-day-per-week, fourteen-hour-per-day, in-office schedule was necessary to discharge my duties clicking the ‘generate’ button, foll... 020170 0
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Just think, it wasn’t that long ago that we were making jokes about the RTX $5090.tomshardware.comNvidia's RTX 5090 vanishes from online retail in the US — third-party sellers now demand as much as $9,500 for Nvidia's fastest GPUIn less than a week, first-party inventory of the RTX 5090 has almost completely evaporated. 000 0
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The public has turned on data centers, and these guys are nowhere near making good on their AGI promises. But they need to keep the money train going. So they’re colluding on a “slowdown” to cover for the lack of progress by saying they have to do it because AI is just too good already.apple.newsTop AI leaders unite to warn the technology is advancing too fast — The Washington PostDario Amodei, Sam Altman and Elon Musk, long at odds with each other, found common ground in calling for a slowdown in the advancement of AI amid mounting fears about its dangers. 010 0
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Every country’s stereotype of themselves: A humble people who love food, family, and community. Every country’s stereotype of their neighbors: A degenerate land of gluttonous alcoholics and sex-crazed perverts. 000 0
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 09/09/2026There are a whole lot of AI bros pretending that they knew what Navier-Stokes was before today. 000 0
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 07/09/2026He's so pathetically desperate to be seen as a great, transformative leader. Just posting his sad fantasies for everyone to see. 031 0
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Little known fact: the idea that sunlight kills vampires comes from the movie Nosferatu (1922). It didn't exist before that. 001 0
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Mike Duncan’s “Great Idiot” theory of history. 000 0
Reposted by The Doom That Came to BlueskyBoner Vivant @dougtilley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Rest in peace to one of the best to ever do it. 2162541958 0
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Average American after voting for the Legalize Pooping in the Street Party: Who do I talk to about all the poop on the streets? 000 0
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 18/08/2026The US national anthem is a garbage piece of music and anyone who pretends otherwise is a willing fool. 020 0
Reposted by The Doom That Came to Blueskychristian @speederaserhead.bsky.social · 17/08/2026RIP Screaming Mad George 🕊️ 436992 0
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 14/08/2026This is the last thing you see in the Backrooms 010 0
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 06/08/2026The only spiral I care about is the mysterious spiral curse afflicting Kurouzu-chō. 020 0
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I dream of the day when we nationalize this rag and turn it into a state run toilet paper company. 000 0
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 03/08/2026US military crowdsourcing ideas for war crimes.cnn.comExclusive: US military asks troops for ‘creative and unconventional’ ideas to punish Iran | CNN PoliticsThe request from a senior officer at the US military command carrying out President Donald Trump’s war with Iran came in an email: We need ideas. 000 0
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 01/08/2026He keeps looking for his Reichstag Fire but nothing sticks. 000 0
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 01/08/2026When your housing market is so fucked that a couple buying a house is news. Also I love the mayor's advice for people who feel housing is unaffordable, which is basically just a soft version of "have you tried pulling yourself up by your bootstraps?"wkyt.comLexington family becomes first-time homeowners through affordable housing developmentAfter 12 years of renting, Sharell Byrd and her husband, Ledarius Jackson, became first-time homeowners Friday as Lexington celebrated the construction of new affordable housing developments. 010 0
Reposted by The Doom That Came to Bluesky☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 01/08/2026“I've sold data centers to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! Well, sir, there's nothin' on earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-terrawatt data center! What'd I say?” 2010216 0
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Get ready for the future, where every device you own is just a dumb terminal with minimum specs. Just a screen and a keyboard that's only used for connecting to online services that you pay a subscription to use.pcgamer.comApacer CEO warns that memory supply could plummet by 70% next yearNo end in sight. 000 0
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 28/07/2026It's fitting, since American Christianity is really just the worship of wealth, so naturally they think that when you die your eternal reward isn't the end of physical existence and spiritual reunion with God, but rather just getting to be rich. 000 0
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Aside from how weird it is to verbally suck Trump's dick during another man's eulogy, I am again reminded that some Christians think heaven is a place where you live in a house and, like, go to the store and stuff. Does your heaven mansion have a bathroom? Do you still poop in heaven? 110 0
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I discovered MST3K back when it was running as the Mystery Science Theater Hour on Comedy Central. My parents were going through a messy divorce at the time, so the show sits at a weird crossroads in my life. It's amazing that I'm still able to watch new episodes today, as a withered, bitter old man 0413 0
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 24/07/2026No thanks, not taking advice from the dipshits who got us into this mess. 000 0
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Before this year ends, Grok Imagine will make a full-length movie of Avatar: The Way of Water that is historically accurate and true to the art of gooning 000 0
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Don’t you fucking send me anything about this bitch unless it’s his obituary 000 0
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Hope he gets a cell next to that cannibal. 000 0
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Madman: I am going to eat your skin! The Smartest Man In the Universe: There’s a lot to unpack here. 000 0
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 17/07/2026The Marquis de Lafayette practically begged Washington to stop being a slaver and serve as an example to others, and Washington basically said “yeah slavery is evil and should be abolished, but now isn’t a good time.” 000 0
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Throw in the International Fixed Calendar and the Holocene dating system and you've got a stew going. 000 0
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Saw Mitch McConnell in the hospital today and he looks better than ever. 020 0
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 09/07/2026A 2TB hard drive I bought for $130 two years ago now sells for $380. Totally normal. Just fine. Don’t worry about it. 010 0
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 08/07/2026static.klipy.comBelieve It Or Not, Jail (Parks and Rec)ALT: Believe It Or Not, Jail (Parks and Rec) 000 0
The Doom That Came to Bluesky @brentcaudill.bsky.social · 07/07/2026If Mitch McConnell is still alive then how did I summon his wraith into the Soul Vortex, hmmmmmm? 010 0
