Brendan Jordan @brendanjordan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Ahh, the old correlation hinting strongly at causation . . . 010
Reposted by Brendan JordanBen Paddon 🎃 @benpaddon.net · 13/09/2026An AI flyer is a brown M&M test. If your event or business is cutting corners by using an AI flyer, where else are you cutting corners? What else are you cheating out on? Why should I be bothered to go somewhere you couldn't be bothered to promote with a little of your own personality? 2136771122
Brendan Jordan @brendanjordan.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Awful news to start the day — Glen Hansard was an incredible showman, who we were lucky enough to see live a few times. He mad concerts intimate, celebratory, community events, even if the show was at Radio City, & his community technically lived 3K miles away. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/29/o...nytimes.comGlen Hansard, Frontman of Irish Band the Frames, Dies at 56The Irish singer-songwriter, who won an Oscar for the song “Falling Slowly” from the movie “Once,” died in a motorcycle crash. 020
Reposted by Brendan JordanGremliny Nussboo @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 07/07/2026My office will also not confirm that I am conscious 527325
Reposted by Brendan JordanMichael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Chris Elliot lives in Maine, is funny, and has very few Nazi tattoos. Chris Elliot for Senate! 5672272
Brendan Jordan @brendanjordan.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Rumors abound that the estate of Kentucky’s Senior Senator, Mitch McConnell (R) has selected a Schrödinger Brand Casket. 020
Reposted by Brendan JordanHarrison Lemke @hplemke.bsky.social · 19/06/2026music is the transference of mysterious vibrations from one living soul to another. whatever it is that AI is creating, it isn't music 1194
Brendan Jordan @brendanjordan.bsky.social · 18/06/2026This is cool, but where’s all the actual tickertape at the Knicks’ Tickertape Parade? 000
Brendan Jordan @brendanjordan.bsky.social · 11/06/2026My Mayor’s Muslim My Bagel Jewish, My Blood Pressure’s High My Knicks in Five! 052
Reposted by Brendan JordanMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 09/06/2026tell them there’s a sex criminal in the building 6478411526
Reposted by Brendan JordanMeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 09/06/2026Trump takes a long blink during the NBA Finals 100785661971
Reposted by Brendan JordanWes Burdine @wesburdine.bsky.social · 09/04/2026BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms 222103432250
Reposted by Brendan JordanAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 05/04/2026The biggest story in the world right now is that the president of the United States is a demented old man who takes pleasure in torturing and killing people and is committing crimes with impunity. And yet most legacy media outlets are too cowardly to tell it like it is. 14755699516896
Reposted by Brendan JordanJ. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 02/04/2026It's like watching an 80 year old man give a 4th grade book report. 2826413878
Reposted by Brendan JordanAlison Purnell is chasing that PhD! @14thcdisability.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Like ok not ALL Irish music is political, there's also "Ah shit, the fey" of course, but like, "tally-tally-whack-fol okay the English have stopped paying attention listen up boys" is maybe half of Irish folk music on its own. 15604109
Brendan Jordan @brendanjordan.bsky.social · 03/03/2026The Dow — The Dow right now . . . It’s well under 50 Thou! 000
Reposted by Brendan Jordanthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 24/02/2026just a reminder that you already know everything you need to know about the state of the union and unless you will enjoy watching it there's a million other things you can do. you don't have to be "in the loop." the loop is a trash place to be tbh 502103295
Brendan Jordan @brendanjordan.bsky.social · 24/02/2026No surprise: Every single thing this administration touches turns to complete shit. That much is obvious by now. People who still support them clearly have a weird thing for absolute shit. 020
Reposted by Brendan JordanAmanda Rae 🔮🧸 @manndaraee.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Bitch I almost had a heart attack 😭😭 0121
Brendan Jordan @brendanjordan.bsky.social · 23/02/2026I don’t like it when the Orange Menace-led Federal Government takes over my phone, but I also don’t like it when my local mayor does it either. We get it, it’s snowing. Stop setting off blaring alarms in my apartment, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social I think that’s a fairly reasonable ask. 020
Reposted by Brendan Jordanthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 18/02/2026if you hate or love "maxxing" please be advised that guys my age think it's funny as hell and will shortly be using it approx. 500 times a day. you will be cringemaxxing and despairmaxxing but no amount of cringe & no depth of despair will stop the guys my age from usemaxxing "maxxing." just fyi 2494438493
Reposted by Brendan Jordanclippy @clippy-is-alive.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Niece just said she was glad not to have seen the Baby Rock show and I just What an epic unintentional burn to Kid Rock 033
Reposted by Brendan JordanChris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 04/02/2026My favorite genre of Epstein emails are powerful people emailing WITH JEFFREY EPSTEIN about how MeToo has gone too far and the woke mob must be stopped. 426195214181
Brendan Jordan @brendanjordan.bsky.social · 24/12/2025www.reddit.com/r/videos/s/J...reddit.comFrom the videos community on Reddit: The Full 60 Minutes Documentary about CECOT from CBS that wasn't allowed on air in the USExplore this post and more from the videos community 010
Reposted by Brendan JordanZohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Last week, ICE arrested and separated a father and son after a routine check-in. Six-year-old Yuanxin had just enrolled in the first grade at an elementary school in Astoria. Now he's in custody, alone. ICE won't say where. This cruelty serves no one. It must end. 8313630711248
Brendan Jordan @brendanjordan.bsky.social · 14/11/2025There’s a joke about Chomsky & syntax somewhere in these emails — we just have to put all those words in the right order. 020
Reposted by Brendan JordanPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 12/11/2025This is unbearably funny 631077128
Reposted by Brendan JordanCarl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 05/11/2025This really hasn’t gotten enough attention this week. @wired.com #ICE www.wired.com/story/fbi-wa... 10423127314903
Reposted by Brendan JordanDemocracy Now! @democracynow.org · 06/11/2025Evanston mayor @danielbiss.bsky.social is launching investigations into reports of immigration agents brutalizing community members. “They appear to have just started beating people up for no reason.” 32867363
Reposted by Brendan JordanPrincess of Ely @princessofely.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Exactly. Musk and the DJT cabal are all heartless and cretinous murdering wannabees already, if not actually. 110025
Reposted by Brendan JordanBrad Lander @bradlander.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Cuomo can say Kościuszko but not Mamdani? 844236596
Reposted by Brendan Jordanclippy @clippy-is-alive.bsky.social · 22/10/2025Charles Entertainment Schumer 0121
Reposted by Brendan Jordanjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 30/09/2025the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story! 6564923615331
Brendan Jordan @brendanjordan.bsky.social · 30/09/2025I was honestly let down & a bit surprised to see Bill Burr, Hannibal Burress, & even Pete Davidson doing that Riyadh “Comedy” festival . . . (1/3) 110
Brendan Jordan @brendanjordan.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Shooting people is bad. Political violence is bad. No good will come of this. I do not agree with him, but this can’t be us. 020
Reposted by Brendan Jordanclippy @clippy-is-alive.bsky.social · 30/08/2025guys they're on a couples marriage encounter weekend trying to revive what has died 1101
Reposted by Brendan JordanQasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 16/08/2025Mamadani won NYC mayor Dem primary & Jeffries & Schumer won’t endorse him. Omar Fateh won the Minneapolis mayor Dem primary & Tim Walz won’t endorse him. Bowman & Bush were Dem incumbents & the Party let AIPAC primary them. "vote blue no matter who"🙄 Any wonder the party has 26% approval rating? 56783175
Brendan Jordan @brendanjordan.bsky.social · 03/08/2025I find it odd that the Republican former congressman who lives next to my mother is playing Frank Zappa’s album, Joe’s Garage: Act I, in his backyard. 110
Reposted by Brendan JordanJEERFROSENSTICK @jeffrosenstock.bsky.social · 01/08/2025Hey everyone I know a lot of wild terrible stuff is happening every day but let's not forget that D*nald Tr"mp is a pedophile and is still allowed to be president 218511
Reposted by Brendan JordanBran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 29/06/2025Something that always bugged me about Garden State was that when she gives him the headphones New Slang is just starting. She was listening to Girl Inform Me. She thought Girl Inform Me would change his life. 633629
Reposted by Brendan Jordanclippy @clippy-is-alive.bsky.social · 24/06/2025Measles mumps and rubella have cross-endorsed Cuomo 052
Brendan Jordan @brendanjordan.bsky.social · 24/06/2025Mamma Fratelli from The Goonies has endorsed Cuomo. 051
Brendan Jordan @brendanjordan.bsky.social · 22/06/2025@billclinton.bsky.social endorsing @andrewcuomo.bsky.social makes sense — they’re both neoliberals who think of women as props for their own sexual gratification . 010
Brendan Jordan @brendanjordan.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Ah Normie, say it ain’t so . . . www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/g...hollywoodreporter.comGeorge Wendt, the Beer-Loving Norm on ‘Cheers,’ Dies at 76Jason Sudeikis' uncle earned Emmy nominations six years running after getting started on Second City in his hometown of Chicago. 020
