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clippy @clippy-is-alive.bsky.social · 8h
That scene in All Dogs Go to Heaven when he's basically in Doggie Hell
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clippy @clippy-is-alive.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I would complain ceaselessly about the Wordle Bot treating me unfairly
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
so real
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sharperstill @sharperstill.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“seeing their blunt lists of extremely simple tasks that a human won’t do and a robot can’t do is clarifying.”
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ATTENTION BLUESKY! Annie says they are really hoping to boost the number of artists (crew, performers, creative teams, anyone) outside New York who are filling this out to get a broader sampling. If you are in the arts please take a second and fill this out!
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
these people will happily whitewash and paraphrase unhinged Trump rants to make them seem grammatically coherent and authoritative, but if a young woman says “like” we must keep it in there to make sure you know she’s a bimbo infuriating actually
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
someone the other day compared 30 Rock and Community to the Beatles and the Beach Boys, respectively. 30 Rock is untouchable, a giant, the gold standard, as good as it gets. And yet every now and then something would go down on Community that just had you gobsmacked, staring at the TV in awe.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
on the other hand, the Mountain Goats, at it since 1991, still dropping bangers once a year on average and torching stages around the globe with ever-increasing intensity
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clippy @clippy-is-alive.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In no particular order Community Breaking Bad Gilmore Girls Outlander The Leftovers Arrested Development The Office (US - yes really) Taskmaster Mad Men Six Feet Under I contain multitudes
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clippy @clippy-is-alive.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is the best he's ever sounded
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
a take I saw that rang true for me today is that the GOP, which spends the other 364 days of the year talking shit about NY (and they did this back then, too, lest they peddle some "we loved it then" story), wants, once a year, to front like they love New York. Nah man. Everybody already heard you
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clippy @clippy-is-alive.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I think it's really guliani who doesn't deserve to be at the 9/11 and he knows it too
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clippy @clippy-is-alive.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
im at the Whitney. I'm at the shake shack. I'm at the combination whitney shake shack
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 02/09/2026
Holy shit.
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Mamdani issues AI moratorium in NYC schools
Kids "need to wrestle with tough problems on their own,” New York's mayor said Wednesday.
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clippy @clippy-is-alive.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Today I said "I do not want to be on camerah" like I was Jenna Maroney on 30 rock which would have been fine except that it was at work
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clippy @clippy-is-alive.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
has anyone ever stepped out of the spotlight as loudly as Ariana grande like girl, I am more than ready to never think about you again so get going
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NPR @npr.org · 31/08/2026
Annie Lowrey explores the administrative burdens people face applying for government benefits. It's not just about wasted time: "When the government treats us like this, we don't trust it," she says. n.pr/4xoHwwC
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Paperwork, lines, hours on hold: There's a 'Time Tax' on Americans who need help most
Annie Lowrey explores the administrative burdens people face applying for government benefits. It's not just about wasted time: "When the government treats us like this, we don't trust it," she says.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It’s mind-blowing that we have literal white nationalists in the White House carrying out unfathomably cruel, abusive, white nationalist policies, and the punditariat has spent the last two weeks debating if some people were too intemperate after a Black man was murdered by cops six years ago.
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clippy @clippy-is-alive.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Genuinely the sexual assault analogies write themselves
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clippy @clippy-is-alive.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
also anybody who has studied history would generally tell you that the industrial revolution was a mixed bag for human flourishing, at best triangle shirtwaist etc
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clippy @clippy-is-alive.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
If journalists start to pity their subjects they really shouldn't be writing about them
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clippy @clippy-is-alive.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I have had the most circa 2017 liberal signaling t-shirt idea A very ugly American flag shirt with an eagle and a Boeing aircraft that reads Qatar Airways I must be stopped
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
"AI prompts are discoverable" is going to lead to so many funny lawsuit outcomes, my god
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
A reminder for Democratic Party leadership: New research from Yale found that Medicare for All would save over 114,000 lives and $1 trillion a year. It's no surprise why the majority of Americans — including 90% of Democrats — support it.
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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Don't carefully craft talking points: do something Don't promise and then explain why it's impossible: do something Don't cry about how if you had a majority you could finally do something, we've seen how you behave with a majority and we've seen what the GOP can do with a minority Do something
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clippy @clippy-is-alive.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
guys. Your explanation of benefits is HERE!!!!
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Hakeem Jeffries is not up for the job. They have got to get rid of him in January.
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
institutions of higher education are shuttering entire departments and laying off staff while signing multimillion dollar contracts to provide students with access to the plagiarism machine
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
our entire global financial system is currently leveraged to the hilt on the premise that it was good and right for a small cadre of US companies to steal all of the intellectual work ever produced by humanity and sell its back to us without credit or remuneration to the authors (plagiarism)
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 13/08/2026
Reminder: 1. You don't need to have an opinion on everything, especially stuff you don't know enough about 2. You don't need to have a PUBLIC opinion on everything 3. It's okay to focus on one or two things and let others take up the slack elsewhere 4. It's okay to take a break when overwhelmed.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 06/08/2026
The fucking chat basis for every interaction is enraging. I don't want to have a conversation with my phone about what I want my phone to do
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
It’s ok to apologize to God in prayer for having been a petty bitch. He knows that’s what you mean anyway all that fancy talk isn’t really doing anything
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I don't even know what to say. This is real, this is true, so, like, thank you all, from the bottom of my heart. This took over 25 years to happen so if there's any lesson here it's either "keep at it, who knows" or "many people are divorced"
image of a gold record superimposed on part of Vaughan Oliver's iconic cover for the Mountain Goats' "Tallahassee" album, with a banner beneath it showing the entire album cover, an RIAA seal, and the text: Presented to THE MOUNTAIN GOATS to commemorate the RIAA Gold certification of more than 500,000 copies of the 4AD single "No Children"
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clippy @clippy-is-alive.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Kalshi for MTA where it's just betting on the number of stations until the conductor has a nervous breakdown
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clippy @clippy-is-alive.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Bernadette Peters as The Witch in Into The Woods
ALT: Bernadette Peters as The Witch in Into The Woods
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clippy @clippy-is-alive.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The Damien rice subreddit is probably the saddest corner of the Internet "Has he given up" "I asked his tour manager if he'd perform this year and he said no" (2024) "He posted one picture on Instagram in six years"
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Oh, my God. Nicest guy. Was on the Pogues bill at Carnegie with him. His love of music was palpable, infectious, radiant. I’ve seldom seen a musician as connected to the moment of the song as he was that night, in deep communion with the song & the people playing it. So many felt it. Hard loss.
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This is how you write a headline
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Many people are saying!
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Hobbes @flawedfacade.blacksky.app · 27/07/2026
Squished in the middle of this story was this heartbreaking paragraph. Unconscionable.
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ceej @ceej.online · 26/07/2026
the thing about having actual principles is that when a politician I respect does some stupid shit I can just be like, “that sucks, knock it off” instead of inventing an imaginary world where I’m forced to defend stupid shit for procedural 4d chess reasons
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 24/07/2026
Let me stop you right there, pal. I couldn’t give less of a shit what the Camptown ladies are singing
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clippy @clippy-is-alive.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Hat Acting Hackting?
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kate conger @kateconger.com · 21/07/2026
I wrote about what's happening to the web now that everything is A.I. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/20/t...
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How Google’s A.I. Search Is Imperiling the Open Web (Gift Article)
As Google incorporates more artificial intelligence into search, people are spending more time on Google. Some website operators are crying foul.
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 19/07/2026
Tonight we all dine at 10 PM
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clippy @clippy-is-alive.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Kevin McAllister making his world cup debut
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Matt Goldich @mattgoldich.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Rather than scoring one big goal Spain is trying to score in many small portions
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clippy @clippy-is-alive.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Rooting for Spain in theory but who cannot help but admire Martinez the Argentinean goalie
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clippy @clippy-is-alive.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I relate hard to the beggar woman in Sweeney Todd when she's screaming CITY ON FIRE
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