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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Someone said “Fox Big Noon Saturday” on the broadcast but it definitely sounded more like “Fox Big Nude Saturday” and I’m here for it honestly

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I traveled all the way to Germany from Maryland and I still can’t find a decent falafel ever since Max’s in Wheaton closed down grrrrr

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Waldo Jaquith @waldo.net · 15/09/2026

Please admire this slop-guide to the U.S. government that my kid received in his ninth grade government class. “Watergsstate Impreachment Imeachment bolity Precedent”

A sort of map of US government, with lots of arrows and words. It’s labelled “SIMPLIFIED CONCEPT MAP: U.S. GOVERNMENT.”

Close up of the diagram:

Example: Watergate Impeachment Key 2473 - Watergsstate Impreachment
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Legislative Checks
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Washington's 2-Ter-in Precedent
Example 3: Impeachment Precedent Key 2016 - Declares political inconinitional comnoladunt precedions hutsite avothov Uncostitutional: Bleachmens on the divisience of the Barizon Precedent

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Ian Campbell @iwcampbell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

NDSU’s punter might hold the record for kinds of cultural experience in a six year span

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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

🚨 BEWARE of VoteSafe.org 🚨 While it bills itself as a “safe” way to register to vote, it is actually a digital surveillance machine created by Elon Musk’s super PAC.

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I get it with all of the “X football players’ kids are now college players” stories making me feel old but Vernon Davis’s kid playing RB for us genuinely makes me feel old

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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 22/08/2026

2026 CFB names thread:

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I do wish that the interviewer had brought up DC Cab. Such a weird grab bag of a movie but one that I will argue offers a decent snapshot into what DC looked like in the 80’s at a low point for the city (compare what the area next to the Florida Avenue grill looks like now!)

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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

google is so evil that chrome takes a little longer to quit than any other browser

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

“Hey man, nice boat, but how’d you afford it?”

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

My 12” single of E.U.’s Da Butt is hands-down one of my most treasured records

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Ken Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

HALF NELSON was a 1985 Joe Pesci TV series that was cancelled after 9 episodes, but its intro seems to last forever via an escalating cavalcade of absurd cast reveals, underscored by a theme song that feels like a gag gift when you can't license "I Love L.A."...

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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

fun fact: DC has a street named Capitalsaurus Court after elementary school kids got council to name it that because of dinosaur bones discovered there during sewer construction in the 1890s that belong to a species thought to be unique to DC

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I truly love this Ocean City, Maryland-inspired can art by Union

An Ocean City, Maryland boardwalk inspired beer can artwork

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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

A U.S. government map of Africa mislabeled every country during a state department presentation at a ⁠global conference www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

This is kind of an incredible website: Why your stuff stopped lasting, who profited, and what's still built right.

worseonpurpose.com

Worse on Purpose

The brands you trusted quietly gutted quality to protect margins. Investigative essays on corporate enshittification. Free newsletter.

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I love that funny spinning FIFA logo that comes in and out during World Cup replays, it’s giving me big A Current Affair vibes with that spinning pyramid thing they had

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This is Hog @thisishog.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I knew I recognized that pose somewhere.

R9 looking a mite concerned being behind the wheel.

Bear looking a mite concerned being behind the wheel.

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

The Canadian wildfire haze resulted in a wild-looking morning sun in Baltimore today. As my coworker aptly put it, “that looks like some Tatooine shit right there”

The morning sun in Oldtown, Baltimore, Maryland looking like a red dot

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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Fucccck they got him with the Gun That Makes You Italian

Zohran Mamdani making a face that makes him kinda look like Robert De Niro

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Men in Blazers Media Network @meninblazers.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Does Article 27 have a clause requiring Lionel Messi and Lamine Yamal to recreate this photo in the World Cup final? 🛁

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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

The Shinra Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has stopped monitoring the status effect that turns you into a frog.

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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 28/06/2026

Mel Brooks has been around for 40% of the US's existence.

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

one reason the World Cup has been better than expected is they announced that Jelly Roll official World Cup anthem and then never played it once, just instantly threw it in the trash, you hear the Shakira song 3-4 times per game and wouldn't even know Jelly Roll was involved at all

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

This dummied Breath of Fire II character is me whenever you try to rope me into your garbage ass drama

A character from Breath of Fire II saying “I have nothing to do with it, so go ahead without me”

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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Not sure that Jesse Marsch dance was...

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Why doesn’t this WC get a cool little interstitial jingle at commercial breaks like the Euros or previous cups did? Instead it’s just like a dead silent screen with the WC logo and it’s just so meh

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

This US-Paraguay ref that keeps brandishing a red card visibly in one hand while handing out yellows needs to stop right now. It’s so disorienting

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Caio Bitencourt @caiobitencourt.net · 29/05/2026

I was waiting for the 69' to take this printscreen: 1 NICE ASSE 69' (fw to @sickosfc.bsky.social)

69 minutes in the match between Nice and Saint-Étienne (ASSE), the Relegation Match at French Ligue 1

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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 29/05/2026

18th-century Japanese helmet (kabuto) featuring a gold-leafed octopus crest. hakaimagazine.com/article-shor...

18th-century Japanese samurai helmet (kabuto) featuring a gold-leafed octopus crest

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Great work by Forest Oak Middle School in Montgomery County for their DOT truck day celebration

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

I regret to inform everyone that lemonparty.org has been hijacked by unscrupulous scammers. Is it bad that this site was the first place that my mind went to when someone drafted Makai Lemon in my fantasy football draft?

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

I trust C-3PO and R2-D2 when it comes to childhood vaccinations more than I do the US Department of Health right now

R2-D2 and C-3PO from Star Wars encouraging vaccinations

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

THAT’S THE POWER OF LOVE DUN DUN-DUN DUN DUN-DUN DUN

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

This will be me following Spurs until the last day of the season

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Would a heavy armor healing class like a paladin really be associated with impound and repo though? Seems more like a thief class tbh

A towing sign for Paladin Impound &
Recovery

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Looking to ignore the creeping terror of a Spurs relegation? Try taking a tour of an underground nuclear doomsday bunker!

A sign offering tours of the Greenbrier Resort nuclear doomsday bunker

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

This guy told me that he had a gneiss rock but I said that it was a piece of schist

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