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Breakdancing Robot

@breakdancingrobot.bsky.social
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Neither a breakdancer nor a robot. Land surveyor and retired hip-hop DJ. Terps, Spurs, and Commanders

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
His pronunciation of PYOOMUHMAAAN lives rent-free in my head
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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I always liked it, considering that most episodes ended in a state of tension it sounded appropriate
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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Someone said “Fox Big Noon Saturday” on the broadcast but it definitely sounded more like “Fox Big Nude Saturday” and I’m here for it honestly
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A provocative article in Rolling Stone titled "What some folks really mean when they claim to have never done the Humpty Hump."
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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Longy
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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I for one support the additional AI-generated mystery bridges infinitely spawning up the Potomac. Especially if they continue up past 495
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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
42 y/o male, listens to alt-rock stations in the work truck, patronizes breweries, divey bars, and restaurants that don’t pipe in music, and prefers sounds of the electronic/jam/hip-hop varieties. I have absolutely no clue what this song is or what it’s on about.
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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The collapse of NFTs was extremely fun
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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I traveled all the way to Germany from Maryland and I still can’t find a decent falafel ever since Max’s in Wheaton closed down grrrrr
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lunch enjoyer @hoaagie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Tottenham I don't even want to be around anymore.
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Waldo Jaquith @waldo.net · 15/09/2026
Please admire this slop-guide to the U.S. government that my kid received in his ninth grade government class. “Watergsstate Impreachment Imeachment bolity Precedent”
A sort of map of US government, with lots of arrows and words. It’s labelled “SIMPLIFIED CONCEPT MAP: U.S. GOVERNMENT.”Close up of the diagram:

Example: Watergate Impeachment Key 2473 - Watergsstate Impreachment
Imeachment bolitiy Precedent
Legislative Checks
Executive
Veto
No
Executive Cheeks
Example:
Washington's 2-Ter-in Precedent
Example 3: Impeachment Precedent Key 2016 - Declares political inconinitional comnoladunt precedions hutsite avothov Uncostitutional: Bleachmens on the divisience of the Barizon Precedent
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Ian Campbell @iwcampbell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
NDSU’s punter might hold the record for kinds of cultural experience in a six year span
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WRMS Traffic & Weather Reporter on the 2’s @carnegro.blacksky.app · 13/09/2026
Full performance from their YouTube channel. youtu.be/X_yP0Os1EwM?...
youtu.be
FAMU Marching 100 University of Miami 2026 Halftime Performance
YouTube video by The Marching 100
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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Very Steve Brule-adjacent naming
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
🚨 BEWARE of VoteSafe.org 🚨 While it bills itself as a “safe” way to register to vote, it is actually a digital surveillance machine created by Elon Musk’s super PAC.
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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I get it with all of the “X football players’ kids are now college players” stories making me feel old but Vernon Davis’s kid playing RB for us genuinely makes me feel old
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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The chocolate “bone” needs to be way bigger but it’s an extremely solid ice cream novelty
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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Nothing screams Governor like a monocle, top hat, and handlebar moustache
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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Parks and Rec had a great bit with the Taiwanese animated news
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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I’ve been on a fried rice kick lately, making a bunch of Kenji Alt-Lopez’s versions. Super easy to scale and can easily customize the add-ins based on tastes
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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
<Sonic Ring Sound Effect>
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 22/08/2026
2026 CFB names thread:
PRAYER
YOUNG-BLACKGOAT
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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I do wish that the interviewer had brought up DC Cab. Such a weird grab bag of a movie but one that I will argue offers a decent snapshot into what DC looked like in the 80’s at a low point for the city (compare what the area next to the Florida Avenue grill looks like now!)
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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
google is so evil that chrome takes a little longer to quit than any other browser
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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“Hey man, nice boat, but how’d you afford it?”
A boat named “Miss Appropriation”
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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I will forever be haunted by not buying tickets to see Chuck Brown opening up for James Brown at 9:30 Club back in college. Still to this day I don’t know what I was thinking
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Quinn - Fat Bear Week 🇨🇦🇫🇮🏳️‍🌈 @cdnhousehippo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
@actualnames.bsky.social
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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Bender from Futurama’s sixth most uttered word is Pimpmobile
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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My 12” single of E.U.’s Da Butt is hands-down one of my most treasured records
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I mean he did land the coveted role of “Kid”
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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
FFT fleshed out into a book (and possibly movie) series would have massive potential I feel like. I’ve played all of the SNES-PS1 ones and although the tactical-style RPG was never my favorite, the story was and still is extremely deep and satisfying, maybe the best in the series
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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I was a teaching assistant in graduate school around this time, and Wikipedia was definitely not an approved source for our students to cite since “anybody can edit it.” Has the veracity of the editing process improved? It seems like it has, or maybe everything else has just gotten worse (likely)
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Ken Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
HALF NELSON was a 1985 Joe Pesci TV series that was cancelled after 9 episodes, but its intro seems to last forever via an escalating cavalcade of absurd cast reveals, underscored by a theme song that feels like a gag gift when you can't license "I Love L.A."...
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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I’ll never forget my buddy’s old CRT television that would inexplicably and without warning (usually in the middle of the night) turn itself on and begin raising the volume up to the highest possible level and not allow itself to be turned off until it had reached max volume. Haunted AF
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
fun fact: DC has a street named Capitalsaurus Court after elementary school kids got council to name it that because of dinosaur bones discovered there during sewer construction in the 1890s that belong to a species thought to be unique to DC
The street sign for capitalsaurus court
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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It may have been their only three albums with the OG lineup but Sublime’s 40 Oz to Freedom, Robbin the Hood, and the self-titled album are all so, so, good
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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I truly love this Ocean City, Maryland-inspired can art by Union
An Ocean City, Maryland boardwalk inspired beer can artwork
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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
These guys got tools, man. Real tools. Some even got five of them
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
A U.S. government map of Africa mislabeled every country during a state department presentation at a ⁠global conference www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
A U.S. government map of Africa mislabeled every country during a state department presentation at a ⁠global conference
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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I WILL NOT STAND FOR MOON BUGGY ERASURE! Eero Saarinen must be spinning in his grave right now.
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Trump announces a $22.5 billion makeover of Dulles airport that will eliminate the 'people movers'
President Donald Trump is eyeing a new Washington-area landmark for one of his makeovers. The Republican president on Wednesday announced a $22.5 billion renovation of Washington Dulles International ...
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
This is kind of an incredible website: Why your stuff stopped lasting, who profited, and what's still built right.
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Worse on Purpose
The brands you trusted quietly gutted quality to protect margins. Investigative essays on corporate enshittification. Free newsletter.
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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Phish and Trombone Shorty were both playing in the DMV the same day this weekend as my buddy’s annual crab feast and I was absolutely heartbroken. Don’t make me me choose between jam, funk, and crabs! (Crabs won, for the record)
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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I love that funny spinning FIFA logo that comes in and out during World Cup replays, it’s giving me big A Current Affair vibes with that spinning pyramid thing they had
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This is Hog @thisishog.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I knew I recognized that pose somewhere.
R9 looking a mite concerned being behind the wheel.Bear looking a mite concerned being behind the wheel.
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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The Canadian wildfire haze resulted in a wild-looking morning sun in Baltimore today. As my coworker aptly put it, “that looks like some Tatooine shit right there”
The morning sun in Oldtown, Baltimore, Maryland looking like a red dot
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Fucccck they got him with the Gun That Makes You Italian
Zohran Mamdani making a face that makes him kinda look like Robert De Niro
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Men in Blazers Media Network @meninblazers.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Does Article 27 have a clause requiring Lionel Messi and Lamine Yamal to recreate this photo in the World Cup final? 🛁
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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The Shinra Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has stopped monitoring the status effect that turns you into a frog.
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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
At the rate College Park is redeveloping, we’ll have our own financial district and obelisk in no time
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