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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

“Hey man, nice boat, but how’d you afford it?”

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I truly love this Ocean City, Maryland-inspired can art by Union

An Ocean City, Maryland boardwalk inspired beer can artwork

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

The Canadian wildfire haze resulted in a wild-looking morning sun in Baltimore today. As my coworker aptly put it, “that looks like some Tatooine shit right there”

The morning sun in Oldtown, Baltimore, Maryland looking like a red dot

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

This dummied Breath of Fire II character is me whenever you try to rope me into your garbage ass drama

A character from Breath of Fire II saying “I have nothing to do with it, so go ahead without me”

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

I really hope they keep their That’s All Folks!-looking logo

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Great work by Forest Oak Middle School in Montgomery County for their DOT truck day celebration

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

I trust C-3PO and R2-D2 when it comes to childhood vaccinations more than I do the US Department of Health right now

R2-D2 and C-3PO from Star Wars encouraging vaccinations

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

This will be me following Spurs until the last day of the season

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Would a heavy armor healing class like a paladin really be associated with impound and repo though? Seems more like a thief class tbh

A towing sign for Paladin Impound &
Recovery

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Looking to ignore the creeping terror of a Spurs relegation? Try taking a tour of an underground nuclear doomsday bunker!

A sign offering tours of the Greenbrier Resort nuclear doomsday bunker

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Kinda reminds me of Homer’s Abraham Lincoln diagram honestly

A scene of Homer and Apu from The Simpsons

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

“Yeah that’s me, you might be wondering how I got myself into a situation like this.”

A photo of Duke Coach Jon Scheyer looking like his brain short circuited

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

You know what March Madness is desperately missing right now? These weird little things from a few years ago. FREE THE WEIRD LITTLE ANIMATED DANCING GUYS CBS

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

This sounds absolutely batshit and weird and wonderful and would throw good money to have seen this

A description for an Electric Mayhem tour

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

This was a real ad for ???? that came up on FB and it pretty much sums up the user experience right now. It didn’t even link to Wren By Ayesha or have anything to do with their footwear products!

A baffling AI slop football stadium advertisement on Facebook

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

@actualnames.bsky.social Ernie and Fern Crapster of Annapolis, Maryland. Assuming for the era that Fern took Ernie’s last name, that’s some true love right there.

A cemetery headstone for Ernie and Fern Crapster

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

Wait, is the crust stuffed with Dan Quinn? This is why grammar is important.

Paisano’s Pizza advertising a “Dan Quinn stuffed crust pizza”

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

Well that was a real nice season that Maryland football almost had

Homer Simpson saying “My only hope is this homemade Prozac”

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Is it just me or is it slightly odd to dedicate the statistically deadliest road in Maryland (MD-210 Indian Head Highway) to the memory of the crash victims of said deadliest road in Maryland? (In fairness there have been massive pedestrian and traffic safety improvements on MD-210 recently)

A plaque on Indian Head Highway in Maryland dedicating the road to the crash victims on said road

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

We’re into the phase of studying where a decoy book is needed for my study buddy to roll around and scratch on

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

I feel like this is the historical marker equivalent of someone pulling the old circle game bit on you

A bronze plaque in a sidewalk that reads “On this site in 1897 nothing happened.”

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

The graininess of the photo, the wonky proportions, the elongated limbs… Please tell me that you didn’t do this Bigfoot

A grainy video still of the Charlie Kirk shooter

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

I’m having a great time I say, as I’m entombed inside a solid block of ice

A polar bear happily smiling inside a block of ice

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

This was the first thing that came to mind

A personalized Toblerone misspelled as TBBLOBNOERN

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

This AI slop Catdog (or Dogcat?) on the water dish box is such a mindfuck the more you look at it

An AI slop animal that has both dog and cat features looking like both

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

Appropriate on multiple levels today!

A screenshot from the show Peep Show of Super Hans saying “People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can’t trust people, Jeremy”

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

Kinda reminds me of a partially melted Nelson Muntz if he were also some sort of birdlike manimal

A bizarre AI slop version of the Kansas Jayhawk

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

Hi yes I would like a refund of this copy of the Three Little Pigs where the iconic line “Not by the hair of our chinny chin chins!” is replaced with the less-memorable “Get Out!” Even children’s books are getting enshittified smh

A page from the book The Three Little Pigs

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

Such an underrated FPS that apparently nobody played? Beautiful cell-shaded graphics and an extremely cool and engaging story (I didn’t realize that it was based on a graphic novel until after the fact). My buddy and I used to team up for multiplayer deathmatches and play this bad boy for HOURS

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

I was behind someone on the UP heading out towards Marquette with this bumper sticker and I am DYING

A bumper sticker that says “Lake Superior Got Me Wet”

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

On PBS tonight (whaddup) they were examining how Mantises were such incredible hunters and were trying to examine their depth perception by giving them TINY LITTLE PRAYING MANTIS 3D GLASSES

A praying mantis wearing 3D glasses kinda

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

Live look at me during Spurs stoppage time

Marge Simpson stressed in Marge’s Fear of Flying

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

RIP Joe Don Baker, the namesake of one of the most vile alcoholic concoctions that the silver screen has ever graced us with

The late Joe Don Baker mixing Pepto Bismol with Jim Beam in the movie Cape Fear

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

One of the funny things about surveying at wastewater treatment plants is how vaguely disgusting all of the different building names are

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

My plans for watching Spurs’ Europa League Final match

Homer Simpson from “Homer Goes to College”

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Hey guys your black fire hydrant is super cool and metal and edgy but don’t you think this seems like a bad idea at 2 AM when your house is on fire and the firefighters are desperately searching for a hydrant?

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