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Bran Mac Muffin

@branmacmuffin.bsky.social
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DevSecOps dude, InfoSec investigator. 👨‍💻 he/him. This is me, and nothing to do with my employer. Avatar: jameshance.com

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Bran Mac Muffin @branmacmuffin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This looks like one of those hyper detailed paintings from Ren and Stimpy
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love how fincher’s THE KILLER starts out with a long competence porn sequence that ends with the protagonist fucking up his assignment
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 26/09/2026
Does my Speak-n-Spell feel pain when I type O-U-C-H? The jury is out. Philosophers and neuroscientists say that's fucking stupid, but I called a guy from the Center for Pretending that Household Electronics Are Sentient and he said there's no way to know for sure.
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Bran Mac Muffin @branmacmuffin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Put in some serious time on Control: Resonant once it had downloaded again. Was getting into the kind of flow during close-quarters fights that I last experienced in Shadow of Mordor, which isn't a bad thing at all.
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Your Friend Michael @michaelpg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They very much did kill jesus
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Bran Mac Muffin @branmacmuffin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me: finishing work and looking forward to playing my already-downloaded copy of Control: Resonant. Remedy: You FOOL.
We recently released a hotfix intended to improve the gameplay experience of CONTROL Resonant.

Unfortunately, this triggered certain platform mechanisms on PC, forcing players who had already downloaded the game to download it again, thereby causing you unnecessary inconvenience.

This was an oversight on our part. We don't have an excuse, we would only like to sincerely apologise to everyone affected.

We will learn from this experience and strive to prevent similar issues in the future.
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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz358bs
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Good morning
a restaurant called Spicy Memory
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Meepy 👻 @floweroflondon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I respect our British culture. DO YOU?
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Mr Bronson Grange Hill
ALT: Mr Bronson Grange Hill
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Bran Mac Muffin @branmacmuffin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
One of Enid Blyton's lesser known books. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Five charged over Gateshead football pitch hearse disorder
Five are charged over disorder which saw a hearse driven onto the pitch at Dunston UTC v Gateshead.
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Bran Mac Muffin @branmacmuffin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bluesky/Twitter
From the film, Sonic the HedgehogFrom the film, original 'ugly Sonic the Hedgehog'
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Millions of Chopped Landlord Pieces @thirteentwelve.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Charlotte Church roasting Ed Sheeran over a Dead Kennedy's cover
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Eamonn-Forde @eamonn-forde.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh, Viz.
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Nina Marotta ☢️💙 @mrschief7.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Welp my contract isn't being renewed so you know the drill, if you've got a remote game design position that need filling, hit me up
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Cowbo Bebo at his Computo @dochaus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
RIP to Tilly Norwood, who was accidentally uploaded into a Quake 3 Arena match and gibbed by a rocket launcher instead of the SFM machinima she was supposed to appear in. She is survived by her closest kin, Gal Gadot.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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Bran Mac Muffin @branmacmuffin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not my meme. Just reminded of it :)
Four-panel meme.
Top left: a woman pulls a disgusted, skeptical face.
Top right reads "weird AI music."
Bottom left: the woman dressed in a curly wig, glasses, moustache and Hawaiian shirt plays an accordion with an intrigued expression.
Bottom right reads "Weird Al music."
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Bran Mac Muffin @branmacmuffin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's quite the whiplash to flick through the phone books for 'Swords of Cerebus' then 'The Last Day'. Catching the 'Reads' comics as they were released was quite the experience (not in a good way). "Female Void" vs "Male Light" <shudder>
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Uilliam Mac G ᚒᚔᚂᚂᚔᚐᚋ @uilliammac.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The RNIB felt compelled to point out to the legitimate concerns people that “the 'B' in our name isn't for boats” www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...
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Blindness charity targeted by anti-migrant protesters after being mistaken for RNLI
One person accused the blind people’s charity of ‘deliberately overfilling our great country with illegals’
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When you have a bad day at work but you don't smoke. Original post
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Be Gay Solve Crimes @begaysolvecrimes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
NEW EPISODE - This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes we’re joined once again by the incredible @victoriascott.bsky.social to pay our respects to the late great Tim Curry by watching Clue (1985), the best and possibly only board game to movie adaptation we’ve ever heard of www.patreon.com/BeGaySolveCr...
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Episode 15 - Clue (1985) featuring Victoria Scott! | Be Gay Solve Crimes
This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, we pay our respects to the late, great Tim Curry with a special episode on possibly the most famous adapta
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Bran Mac Muffin @branmacmuffin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: The Doof Warrior has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour.
The doof warrior from 'Mad Max: Fury Road'. He's the one playing a guitar that shoots fire.
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Bran Mac Muffin @branmacmuffin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The saxophone player from The Lost Boys has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour.
The frankly buff Saxophone player in the film 'The Lost Boys'.
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 15/09/2026
This is one of the funniest threads I’ve read in ages. At no point does OP break, and the landlords, well, www.reddit.com/r/Landlord/c...
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Can we please stop doing this? I made a comic about it and everything!
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Asquealia Clark - Lover of Flagons @gingertotty.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Goth Christmas is first: here are my supernatural grumpy lady cards. For Birthdays or pissed off Wednesdays (Geddit) & I have ONE hello wine card left and I’m probably not reprinting so if you wannit Dippyfishcards.Etsy.com #greetingscards #art #halloween #vampire #bsnm #mhhsbd BUNDLES AVAILABLE
Fenella Fuktoff has HAD IT WITH YOUR BULLSHITNope out with the Fuck it FairyTeeny Mina is serving Count in this BITE ME card The last Hallo Wine card
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@ratlimit @ratlimit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I think this was ultimately the right move.
The passengers (excluding the hijackers) and crew on board Flight 93 were nominated for the Congressional Gold Medal on September 19, 2001.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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kira ☆ @kira.ws · 11/09/2026
polish invention of national importance: the czosndog. a hot dog whose bun is an entire garlic baguette. czosnek = garlic. split it, sausage in, cheese on top, bake. bacon, chilli and spring onion if you respect yourself. born on wykop in 2020, beloved since
a czosndog: garlic baguette as the bun, sausage inside, melted cheese, bacon bits, fresh chilli and spring onion on top, on a wooden board
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Cally Beaton @callybeaton.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Anyone who has ever complained about London Underground, complain no more.
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Bran Mac Muffin @branmacmuffin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Wait what. www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZOD...
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KALLAX STORAGEBORN, a free creation for The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim™ from IKEA.
YouTube video by IKEA Ireland
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CLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
People of All Genders Empowered to Maintain Delusion That They Have A Chance With Gillian Anderson
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Retro Computers @retrocomps.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The more things change, the more things stay the same. (Source.)
An ad from the classifieds section of the August '85 issue of Computer & Video Games. It reads, "BUSINESS opportunity for quality Games Software Programmer. I have an idea for an original computer game, but not the knowledge to program it. Help me out for 50/50 split on profits. Apply in writing to Computer Game...." And then the rest of the address, which has been edited out of the image so we don't innundate the new tenant with the hundreds of programmers leaping to take 50% of the profit of an 80s computer game.
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Queen Pandadala🔞 @queenpandadala.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This Ad feels like a threat...
Red double decker bus with an advert that reads "THE U.S. IS JUST A FLIGHT AWAY"
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Bran Mac Muffin @branmacmuffin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Cast a role, other than the actual casting. Rik Mayall as Beetlejuice
Rick Mayall, playing the character of 'Drop Dead Fred' in the film of the same name.
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 07/09/2026
I found the best book: a 1963 dictionary of Italian hand gestures
Supplemento al dizionario italiano, by Bruno Munari, a white paperback with a photo of a hand giving the classic Italian finger-purse “Che vuoi” hand gesture
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 07/09/2026
Non me ne importa / I don’t care
Black-and-white photo of a man in profile curling his fingertips toward his chin.
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Bran Mac Muffin @branmacmuffin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Errr... He's going to donate it?
Trump's post from TruthSocial (https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/117225700476536773):

I do this for our Country, not myself. I’ve made Hundreds of Billions of Dollars on Stocks, and many other type Holdings, for the U.S.A., not myself, and all I do is get criticized by the Radical Left Dumocrats. Very unfair, but what can you do! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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Louie Stowell @louiestowell.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My first cartoon for adults for a while, on the Dover business
A one panel cartoon showing three male-looking figures in all black wearing balaclavas, so you can only see their eyes. Below it says: 'Spontaneous' protest. The figure on the right is saying: 'OMG, SO EMBARRASSING, WE ALL WORE THE SAME OUTFIT!
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Bran Mac Muffin @branmacmuffin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Logging on
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 04/09/2026
…How does Young Mads look like if David Tennant, Keanu Reeves, and Trent Reznor had a baby?
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Chuckgofer @chuckgofer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Uh, maybe YOU don't consume art.
 “Once a little boy sent me a charming card with a little drawing on it. I loved it. I answer all my children’s letters — sometimes very hastily — but this one I lingered over. I sent him a card and I drew a picture of a Wild Thing on it. I wrote, “Dear Jim: I loved your card.” Then I got a letter back from his mother and she said, “Jim loved your card so much he ate it.” That to me was one of the highest compliments I’ve ever received. He didn’t care that it was an original Maurice Sendak drawing or anything. He saw it, he loved it, he ate it.”
― Maurice Sendak
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Bran Mac Muffin @branmacmuffin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 acts you’ve seen live: Random order: Metallica Guns n' Roses Bryan Adams TigerTailz The Damned The Almighty David Lee Roth Queensrÿche Jethro Tull Anthrax
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Bran Mac Muffin @branmacmuffin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A Finnish prospector has a disagreement with several people about mineral rights and local transport arrangements.
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Jamie Douglass @jamesldouglass.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Just don't get a penguin to do your due diligence. Expert swimmers, atrocious fact-checkers
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Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 25/08/2026
She also could tell a fuckin story
When the 1974 recording of the song reached number one on the country charts, Elvis Presley indicated that he wanted to record the song.
Parton was interested until Presley's manager, Colonel Tom Parker, told her that it was standard procedure for the songwriter to sign over half of the publishing rights to any song Elvis recorded.
[28] Parton refused. She recalls:
I said, 'I'm really sorry,' and I cried all night. I mean, it was like the worst thing. You know, it's like, Oh, my God... Elvis Presley.' And other people were saying, 'You're nuts. It's Elvis Presley!'...I said, 'I can't do that.
Something in my heart says, 'Don't do that. And I just didn't do it... He would have killed it. But anyway, so he didn't. Then when Whitney [Houston's version] came out, I made enough money to buy Graceland. 29]
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Damion Schubert @zenofdesign.com · 23/08/2026
"Reacher is autistic... his special interest is fucking up bad guys."
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Bran Mac Muffin @branmacmuffin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I swear. I look away, and now lanyards are woke?
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