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Bran Mac Muffin

@branmacmuffin.bsky.social
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DevSecOps dude, InfoSec investigator. 👨‍💻 he/him. This is me, and nothing to do with my employer. Avatar: jameshance.com

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Bran Mac Muffin @branmacmuffin.bsky.social · 2h
Nice to see @hbomberguy.bsky.social has joined the Board in Control Resonant.
The screenshot from Control: Resonant shows a dark, atmospheric scene dominated by an enormous, narrow, shaft of stone plunging into the ground, into a murky, blue-grey void.

At the bottom centre of the screen, bold white text reads:
<BUCKLE UP / SHIFT GEAR>
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Bran Mac Muffin @branmacmuffin.bsky.social · 11h
I like! "Just one more thing..." QTE starts that may require answers based on something that occurred earlier. You get it wrong, there are followups as he digs into your disparity. Or he asks about eg your shoes - something innocuous, but you might mess it up by getting the QTE wrong.
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lex luddy needs a nap @lexluddy.xyz · 13h
I know I have been hyping up Rhiannon a lot recently, but I was reminded today of the time she interviewed Randy Pitchford and, when asking about game preservation, seemingly caused him to have a mild existential crisis about the heat death of the universe... and Battleborn.
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Tauriq Moosa @tauriq.bsky.social · 22h
Wasn’t able to secure any review code for HELLRAISER unfortunately. But I found this amazing FB clip of Doug Bradley doing a Scouse Pinhead and now I’m crying from laughter. He’s amazing. (Source: YMH Podcast.)
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Bran Mac Muffin @branmacmuffin.bsky.social · 18h
"when this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit." ....like the entire front detaching and going underneath the car.
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Bran Mac Muffin @branmacmuffin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Please clear one's browser history
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I had this bit about Jeffrey Archer from the 1995 HIGNFY video memorised for whenever I needed a handy fact about him.
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Bran Mac Muffin @branmacmuffin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Scopophobia aside, do we know what resolution the Las Vegas Sphere runs at? Those eyes looks *sharp* www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecvC...
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Anyma, Argy, Son of Son - Voices In My Head [Live at Sphere Las Vegas]
YouTube video by Anyma
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Bran Mac Muffin @branmacmuffin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I remember early 90's, UK Cosmopolitan saying that it was a waste of time, unless you really wanted to see 'poo of the day'
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Megan Fox @glassbottommeg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
wtf, www.lycos.com is back up It had died, I assumed us variously pointing out it still existed had made someone realize it was still there so they killed it but no it's actually back, and still has no AI bullshit, and still works fine, and now actually looks like someone remembered it exists HUH
lycos.com
Home – Lycos
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Bran Mac Muffin @branmacmuffin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Grok, write me a breakup tweet"
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Bran Mac Muffin @branmacmuffin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This looks like one of those hyper detailed paintings from Ren and Stimpy
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love how fincher’s THE KILLER starts out with a long competence porn sequence that ends with the protagonist fucking up his assignment
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Bran Mac Muffin @branmacmuffin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Maybe it has a future writing for Science magazine, then?
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Bran Mac Muffin @branmacmuffin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Claude, say 'ouch'" `ouch` "Oh my god"
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Bran Mac Muffin @branmacmuffin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Luis from ‘Ant Man’
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 26/09/2026
Does my Speak-n-Spell feel pain when I type O-U-C-H? The jury is out. Philosophers and neuroscientists say that's fucking stupid, but I called a guy from the Center for Pretending that Household Electronics Are Sentient and he said there's no way to know for sure.
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Bran Mac Muffin @branmacmuffin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Put in some serious time on Control: Resonant once it had downloaded again. Was getting into the kind of flow during close-quarters fights that I last experienced in Shadow of Mordor, which isn't a bad thing at all.
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Your Friend Michael @michaelpg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They very much did kill jesus
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Bran Mac Muffin @branmacmuffin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me: finishing work and looking forward to playing my already-downloaded copy of Control: Resonant. Remedy: You FOOL.
We recently released a hotfix intended to improve the gameplay experience of CONTROL Resonant.

Unfortunately, this triggered certain platform mechanisms on PC, forcing players who had already downloaded the game to download it again, thereby causing you unnecessary inconvenience.

This was an oversight on our part. We don't have an excuse, we would only like to sincerely apologise to everyone affected.

We will learn from this experience and strive to prevent similar issues in the future.
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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz358bs
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Bran Mac Muffin @branmacmuffin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
She actually held that last shot unblinking for 50 minutes but it had to be cut down for release.
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Good morning
a restaurant called Spicy Memory
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Bran Mac Muffin @branmacmuffin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tremendous sound design - especially on that last shot as it's held.
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Bran Mac Muffin @branmacmuffin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think you may be right. Brian Cosgrove calls it 'Northern English' - I may have to go on a hunt to find an episode tonight :)
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Meepy 👻 @floweroflondon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I respect our British culture. DO YOU?
static.klipy.com
Mr Bronson Grange Hill
ALT: Mr Bronson Grange Hill
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Bran Mac Muffin @branmacmuffin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I respect our British culture. DO YOU?
A scene from Chorlton and the Wheelies. A UK TV show that starred a relentlessly Yorkshire-accented dragon called Chorlton. The principal villain is Fenella the Kettle Witch, a green-faced, Welsh-accented witch who lives in a giant kettle called Spout Hall and continually tries to make everybody miserable.

In the image, Chorlton is on the right, an orange, antennaed dragon with an enormous black nose, a rainbow-striped hat and the fixed expression of somebody delighted by absolutely everything. 

Fenella is just left of centre, glaring out from beneath her red fez hat, with an enormous green hooked nose and chin, curly hair and black clothing. Between and around them is a crowd of Wheelies. These are bulbous pink, grey and blue creatures with tiny arms, wheels, hats, enormous noses and expressions ranging from furious to mildly bewildered.

Then for no immediately obvious reason the entire left side of the picture is dominated by a gigantic leg in a red, white and black striped sock, wearing a huge tan lace-up boot with a red star on it.
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Bran Mac Muffin @branmacmuffin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
One of Enid Blyton's lesser known books. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Five charged over Gateshead football pitch hearse disorder
Five are charged over disorder which saw a hearse driven onto the pitch at Dunston UTC v Gateshead.
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Bran Mac Muffin @branmacmuffin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Exactly. I'm not surprised at her politics (she previously led a choir of 100+ people in a rendition of 'From the river to the sea'), her launching into California Über Alles was a nice surprise.
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Bran Mac Muffin @branmacmuffin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bluesky/Twitter
From the film, Sonic the HedgehogFrom the film, original 'ugly Sonic the Hedgehog'
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Bran Mac Muffin @branmacmuffin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We saw this 'Player 1, SELECT' from the Tories in the UK a few years ago. WTF?
Theresa May, Sajid Javid and George Osborne from the UK, adopting a 'power stance' that involves posing in a dress or suit, with legs akimbo.
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Eamonn-Forde @eamonn-forde.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh, Viz.
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Nina Marotta ☢️💙 @mrschief7.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Welp my contract isn't being renewed so you know the drill, if you've got a remote game design position that need filling, hit me up
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Bran Mac Muffin @branmacmuffin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Gridrunner on the Vic20. I’d played games on the ZX81 but Gridrunner was the first ‘this is an arcade game on my TV’ feeling, hooking me, and I spent ages on it, sending Jeff Minter my new high score each month for the newsletter 😀
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Cowbo Bebo at his Computo @dochaus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
RIP to Tilly Norwood, who was accidentally uploaded into a Quake 3 Arena match and gibbed by a rocket launcher instead of the SFM machinima she was supposed to appear in. She is survived by her closest kin, Gal Gadot.
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Bran Mac Muffin @branmacmuffin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Epson EcoTank for me. No app necessary, and it cares not one jot the origin of the ink.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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Bran Mac Muffin @branmacmuffin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Does Snap Map really say he's under a duvet, or does it say he's at his halls of residence, possibly getting ready to be at his meeting on time and she's projecting?
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Bran Mac Muffin @branmacmuffin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Next week's column: "My son has blocked me on multiple social media accounts and has gone no-contact, I have no idea why"
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Bran Mac Muffin @branmacmuffin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Jeremy Brett as Sherlock Holmes, straightening a bent poker
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Bran Mac Muffin @branmacmuffin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not my meme. Just reminded of it :)
Four-panel meme.
Top left: a woman pulls a disgusted, skeptical face.
Top right reads "weird AI music."
Bottom left: the woman dressed in a curly wig, glasses, moustache and Hawaiian shirt plays an accordion with an intrigued expression.
Bottom right reads "Weird Al music."
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Bran Mac Muffin @branmacmuffin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's quite the whiplash to flick through the phone books for 'Swords of Cerebus' then 'The Last Day'. Catching the 'Reads' comics as they were released was quite the experience (not in a good way). "Female Void" vs "Male Light" <shudder>
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Uilliam Mac G ᚒᚔᚂᚂᚔᚐᚋ @uilliammac.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The RNIB felt compelled to point out to the legitimate concerns people that “the 'B' in our name isn't for boats” www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...
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Blindness charity targeted by anti-migrant protesters after being mistaken for RNLI
One person accused the blind people’s charity of ‘deliberately overfilling our great country with illegals’
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When you have a bad day at work but you don't smoke. Original post
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Bran Mac Muffin @branmacmuffin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The LinkedIn posts that could be written about this before even mentioning Six Sigma. 1,604 leads 56 qualified 42 meetings held 37 conversions 17 successful closes Proof that disciplined qualification, tight process and relentless follow-through still win. Pipeline is everything.
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Bran Mac Muffin @branmacmuffin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The site's still up :) www.bbcprisonstudy.org
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Welcome to the official site for the BBC Prison Study. Home - The BBC Prison Study
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Be Gay Solve Crimes @begaysolvecrimes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
NEW EPISODE - This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes we’re joined once again by the incredible @victoriascott.bsky.social to pay our respects to the late great Tim Curry by watching Clue (1985), the best and possibly only board game to movie adaptation we’ve ever heard of www.patreon.com/BeGaySolveCr...
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Episode 15 - Clue (1985) featuring Victoria Scott! | Be Gay Solve Crimes
This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, we pay our respects to the late, great Tim Curry with a special episode on possibly the most famous adapta
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Bran Mac Muffin @branmacmuffin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: The Doof Warrior has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour.
The doof warrior from 'Mad Max: Fury Road'. He's the one playing a guitar that shoots fire.
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