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Brandon Ito

@brandonito.bsky.social
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I sling potato chips to pay the bills and enjoy hiking. Icon by @dreachu.bsky.social

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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Outstanding.
AI images of Lays, Cheetos, Doritos and Fritos. They are not accurate.
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lunch or loot?
Brown paper bag, sealed with painter’s tape
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Filled the heating oil tank, big fat oooof. Hoodies and layers this winter.
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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 29/09/2026
One week until the big day! If I raise $3,000 I'll apply for a job at Crumbl and tank the interview.
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Far more desirable sticker @samvan.bsky.social @joe.radjunk.com
Rad Junk sticker in Grand Theft Auto font
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Joe Alonzo @joe.radjunk.com · 24/09/2026
For those that don’t know me: Rad Junk is our retro video game store and YouTube channel. RadBar is our all you can play arcade bar. Really Rad Weekend is our yearly video game convention on the beach (literally at a resort) that supports local charities.
Rad Junk is our retro video game store and YouTube channel. 

RadBar is our all you can play arcade bar. 

Really Rad Weekend is our yearly video game convention on the beach (literally at a resort) that supports local charities.
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thursday breakfast airport bagel dog seems like a roll of the dice. Maybe just coffee.
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If no one hears from me after saturday divvy up my stuff. www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/t...
nbcwashington.com
Dept. of Transportation testing AI air traffic tool at DC-area airports
The new technology will be studied in the D.C. area, and then the plan is to roll it out nationally by 2028.
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Illsbury (CURVA NORD) @illsbury.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The way you can instantly clock christian music like you can instantly clock AI writing
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s me. I’m the piece of shit.
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Fired this thing up, makes a nice cup. Just a drip brewer but keeps the water temp nice and consistent, plus it’s blue💙
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Same size bed.
Subaru kei truck, red Chevy Silverado in the background
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@stellagarp.bsky.social Finally finished my assignment. I love berry flavors so these both hit. I suppose being seasonal flavors keeps things fresh but would buy both all year.
Two cans of Waterloo seltzer, banana berry and guava berry
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Purging the weekend from my system.
Purple smoothie in a mason jar. Blueberries, spinach, peanut butter, chia, flaxseeds and almond milk
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Custom game art, a thread
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Do I already own this camera? Yes but it’s not the same without that cap…
Canon AE1 camera with special Winter Olympics lens cap
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It’s 2026 and I finally own a Switch. $20. It doesn’t work. Gonna tinker.
Black Nintendo Switch Lite. Joysticks missing rubber pads. Screen does not function.
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Frank Pepe’s is a chain now. It’s good but any spot in New Haven is solid if you like the style. Worth it if you’re passing through but wouldn’t dedicate a trip for this pie.
Large pepperoni pizzaFrank Pepe’s pizza box. Thumb up, covered with pizza oven soot.
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Rare Pokémon Plant ‘em variant, Poke Mans
Pokémon Leaf Green for gameboy advance, printed label “Poke Mans.”
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Saturday night horror movies, neat spot on a plaza.
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Normally this would be a cry for help but this time it’s just a weekend in Hartford.
Bottles of Coke, bourbon, chex mix, peanut M&Ms, Dot’s pretzels, cups and food bars
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Aaron Sypniewski @asypniew.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
When a random salesperson knocks on the door interrupting your 4 hour nap.
A recently awoken tuxedo cat with one eye barely open and the other fully open.
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years ago today was supposed to be my first flight lesson. It was cancelled. I do not miss that life.
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I thought buying the biggest bag of kettle corn this past Saturday was a good choice. I was corrrect.
Large, half eaten bag of kettle corn with Worcester Kelley Squares hat perched on topBag of kettle corn, almost empty. Still sporting Worcester Kelley Squares hat
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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 10/09/2026
Hey, so I just did my first real sportswriting in about ten years and I'd really appreciate if you went and gave it a read. I preview the (happening right now) WPBL matchup between the Boston Hunters and the SF Firebells. It's on my podcast Patreon, but I've made it free for all!
wedonthaveityet.com
WPBL Playoffs Series A Preview - Boston Hunters vs. San Francisco Firebells | We Don't Have It Yet Podcast
The inaugural WPBL regular season concluded on Sunday and the first playoff series of the league's young career starts tonight with the Kels
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Sausage it is.
Concession sign, Special Sausage $10AI bbq homunculus ad
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My brother in law gets me. Minor league mascots are the best. Worcester shall never process roundabouts, embrace the self inflicted chaos.
Baseball hat with a bow, sitting on a bedClose up of baseball hat, Worcester Kelley Squares. Mascot is an angry strip of pavement, doggedly gripping a steering wheel.
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Serving Punt Podcast @servingpunt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Are you a football superfan ride or die for your team? Is your knowledge of stats inversely proportional to your FLAMING hot takes?? Have you ever listened to a podcast and thought, "I could do that"??? If so, Serving Punt wants to interview YOU!!!! DM or email servingpuntpodcast@gmail.com
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Payton Tolle is an absolute gem 😭
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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 31/08/2026
We're a little more than a month out from Walk A Mile! Donations across the board have been very down this year (because of *waves hands*), but thank you to everyone who has given money so far! Every dollar helps a fantastic cause and if you don't have a dollar, a share might go just as far. 💜
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せきはん @sekihang.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Good morning ~
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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hello all you beautiful people! If you would like to help me supply snacks for my classroom, please check out my list here: www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
amazon.com
Check out my list on Amazon
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I believe this is what you first gen Bluesky users called’ “the juice.”
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Pixels and Polygons 🔜 PRGE @pixelsandpolygons.net · 21/08/2026
IT ENDS TODAY! This is the last call to help support and get some of my favorite writing and content that I have made with a bunch of amazing collaborators. I've said it before, but as a solo, self-publishing business, spreading the word is the toughest part. Thanks to all who've helped so far!
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Four hours forced overtime because work life balance.
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
A kid just rode up to my place on a Segway and knocked on the door. I hid, bizarrely suspicious behavior for a salesperson or any group inclined to bother people on a Saturday.
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Jazzed to finally use my new coffee maker, it’s cool enough for hot coffee. Aaaaand nothing. Broken out of the box. Gonna see if the highly regarded warranty saves the day.
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Commie Lasorda @commielasorda.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
in japan they call a quarter pounder with cheese doki doki panic
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Had a great time, dropped some flowers and a few choice words about promoting AI and the war profiteer.
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This was my career field way back before life happened. Dodged a cannonball sized bullet.
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LI Retro @liretro.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
As long there will be LI Retro, there will be a corner for a dear friend Terry Taylor and his favorite system, The Vectrex. Play forever Terry.
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
One last relic for the old games weekend.
Coin operated public telephone, out of service. Keyboard connected, maybe some kind of text system?
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Credit to me, pizza by the slice can spiral out of control real quick.
Two square slices of pizza, closer to loafs of pizza. Sicilian pepperoni and ricotta pizza. Bottom of Sicilian pizza slice, brown and crispy.
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Getting emotional over bulgogi.
Beef bulgogi and veggies over rice, egg on top. Fries with ketchup and spicy mayo
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Perched on a bin, shots fired @quest64official.bsky.social
Quest 64 playing on a crt tv perched on a trash barrel, P-47 Thunderbolt fighter in the background.
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Hello again, my favorite pudgy plane.
PC gaming stations surrounding a 1930s Grumman biplane carrier fighter.
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Planes, boats and automobiles @liretro.bsky.social
Ferry loaded with cars, view of bay.
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Dogofthedesert @dogofthedesert.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Who says guys don't look good in pink and purple? Here's a male roseate skimmer (Orthemis ferruginea) in the Corrales Bosque on August 4, 2026. #nature #naturephotography #dragonfly
A dragonfly perches at the end of dead twig, against a uniform tan background. The thorax is blue-purple and the abdomen is bright pink. Both of those body sections are slightly pruinose (meaning like they look like they have a little white dust on them). The head is dominated by dark purple eyes. The wings are clear except for dark veins and dark pterostigmata (small colored areas near the wingtips).
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
These ghouls already took my Chobani creamer. Tea and libraries, that’s the ticket.
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