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Commie Lasorda
@commielasorda.bsky.social
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'A post for breakfast, a post for lunch and then a sensible meltdown!' Former latchkey apartment kid and '91 console war veteran. A he/him/they (NOW OLD) dude™ I can make cool and stupid stuff if I unfunk myself enough®
![[Rodney Dangerfield on stage]
I told my therapist I've been playing shmups.
She said "for stress relief?" I said,
"no, doc, I already HAD stress,
I wanted a hobby that matches it exactly."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7jrbrz6ktvmumgkjsvyworz7/bafkreihabzh4lphwq5te5u3z37v4hl6fepp5qubbxpyytmp6kpqnnqithe)
![[Rodney Dangerfield on stage]
My ship in this game has got a hitbox smaller
than my self-esteem, and let me tell you,
that's SMALL. I saw a pixel and I thought
to myself, "there I am."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7jrbrz6ktvmumgkjsvyworz7/bafkreib6djctavoq7xskc2isa3kmv3tgymuixplv443hiutd5nmzejio64)
![Vince McMahon falling backwards meme.
First panel: Counting or not counting gang violence?
Second panel: *BANG*
Third panel: [falling backwards]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7jrbrz6ktvmumgkjsvyworz7/bafkreiacfobxcen4j27xmcnofeyvzzsbwm2ts7mydjpnrc44bmu4ahu7l4)
