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Brandon Ito

@brandonito.bsky.social
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I sling potato chips to pay the bills and enjoy hiking. Icon by @dreachu.bsky.social

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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 8h
Yep, beat me to it.
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 10h
Sat in the truck bed wearing swim trunks, my roommate’s dad drove us. We had chainsaws, any time we came upon a downed tree hopped out and cut it up. Road sodas to stay hydrated. Florida stuff.
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 10h
Good to hear. I was there for Katrina years ago, you people are built different🥃
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 10h
Digging up yard booze in a hurricane, just Florida things. Hope you folks are doing alright.
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 11h
Was that delivered in a hurricane or do you keep spares in the driveway?
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 12h
Refund this man.
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Plywood over the windows should slow him down. Good luck with that storm, stay safe.
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Priorities.
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Weather or the kid?
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fellas…🥵
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
TV juice spigot
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hell yeah, well done
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh yeah. It’s that time of year.
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just a Tuesday in Canada.
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
BETRAYAL
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Joe used car ride… it’s super effective
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Find someone who wants you as much as Sherrod Brown wants $10.
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Happy birthday Vani!
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Peanuts Character Dancing
ALT: Peanuts Character Dancing
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Looking good, neat spatula
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh shoot, looks like you’ve been hacked.
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cleveland rocks
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is a happy little walk on the moon, free from capitalism
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Muttering to myself, Too far. Too far…
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Should have picked a game no one would ever pull off the shelf.
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kind looks like a middle finger, a very colorful pleasant bird flip.
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It is your time, sir.
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Empty campground is the best. Everyone pack up or was it quiet yesterday?
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Holy hollandaise, Savman
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yep. No bugs, no sweat, add a layer if you need and have a great time.
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am a grown man eating nothing but bread.
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s super dense, some rich poultry would be great. Won’t be any left by the time markets open, next time. Just olive oil for now, keeping it simple.
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jalapeño cheddar loaf sees you.
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Local bakery makes an amazing jalapeño cheddar loaf, been eating a hunk, recovering, rinse and repeat all day.
Loaf of jalapeño cheddar bread, dense and delicious
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don’t understand how stuff like this passes the most basic scrutiny.
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
HUBRIS
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Searched my feelings, know it to be false.
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I suppose the positive spin is, one game series, bonus baseball for teams that might be a great Cinderella story.
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Acknowledged. Hope Chris Sale deals.
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah, especially with some of these sad sack wild card teams 163 just felt like putting off the inevitable.
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Too many quips and one liners for the apocalypse 3.6/5 wait for the game of the year edition.
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
👍 👍
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The wild card round best of three sounds alright but something like two teams have come back from a game one loss to win the series. In that way the one game series is kind of alright but something utterly forgettable.
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If it happens can I roll up and celebrate with you and a tall glass of hot chocolate?
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hell yeah Livingston, nice to see spots in Big Sky are alright.
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Squigglevision.
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fall colors, hoodies, life is alright.
Field with trees on the background, fall colors peppered throughout Row of apple trees and trees with leaves turning red and yellow
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The people pay my bills, just like professional athletes.
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He’s gonna show leg people, those gams are premium.
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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That’s my job security, thank you sir.
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