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Brandon Thomas

@brandonct.bsky.social
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Librarian | Random musings on cinema | Reviewer at Maddwolf.com | boxd.it/gL5b

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Brandon Thomas @brandonct.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Seeing Social Distortion live is tantamount to a religious experience for me.
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Brandon Thomas @brandonct.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
It’s even stunning to me how much I e gotten into country, blues, and folk music over the last few years. T Model Ford, Junior Kimbrough, Lightnin’ Luke, Yes Ma’am, Seasick Steve. The list goes on and on.
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Brandon Thomas @brandonct.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I’m pretty much done with most movie franchises. That said, I’ll always be a whore for the HALLOWEEN movies. When they make a new one they absolutely need to bring back Dr. Loomis. Someone suggested Delroy Lindo and now I 100% need this to happen.
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Brandon Thomas @brandonct.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Dug the hell out of SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY. Much more character focused - allowing Holland to really stretch in the role. Despite having MCU ties, BRAND NEW DAY never feels completely beholden to other movies except for the previous SPIDER-MAN flick. Minor homework required.
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Brandon Thomas @brandonct.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The outright hostility being shown towards HER PRIVATE HELL by some who’ve seen it just makes me want to see the movie more.
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Brandon Thomas @brandonct.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
As choppy as hell as his first acts can be, Nolan knows how to end a movie with a fuckin’ hammer. Damn.
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Brandon Thomas @brandonct.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Had no idea Matt Johnson directed the upcoming Anthony Bourdain movie. This just went from a curiosity to a must-see.
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Elon Musk could give every homeless person in America $1 million and still have $250 BILLION left over
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Brandon Thomas @brandonct.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Look, we’re at a point where being into streaming only “content” is really fucking uncool. The streamers can eat shit with their passive output.
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Brandon Thomas @brandonct.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Spent a few days in L.A. last weekend and I finally made it to my Mecca of filming locations: the Myers house.
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MaddWolf @maddwolfcolumbus.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
“Screams from the Tower (streaming now) may not bring the same level of notoriety or impact as a Hughes or Apatow film, but it does operate in its own lane of sweetness and charm.” @brandonct.bsky.social has our review:
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Shock without the Jock - Maddwolf
Screams from the Tower by Brandon Thomas When was the last time a teen comedy made a sizeable impact? Where’s Gen Z’s The Breakfast Club? Their American Pie? Their Superbad? Is Screams from the Tower ...
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
starling (seth rogen): if you could take this survey that would be so awesome. i could get out of your hair before this guy's done jacking off. hannibal lecter (danny mcbride): motherfucker that's miggs. me and him are boys, so you better watch yourself. i'm behind this glass cause i ate some dudes
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Brandon Thomas @brandonct.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
GOOD LUCK, HAVE FUN, DON’T DIE (2026) 4/5: A vivid slap in the face to tech culture. Verbinski’s punk rock energy - along with a chaotically funny performance from Rockwell - gives the film a feel that lands somewhere between a TWILIGHT ZONE episode and the best of Sam Raimi.
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Brandon Thomas @brandonct.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
A rewatch last night of NIGHTCRAWLER confirms that it is absolutely one of the best movies of the last 15 years.
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Brandon Thomas @brandonct.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I’ve never heard a human being talk about Mr. Beast in real life. I’m convinced his popularity is some kind of devious con to make rational humans question reality.
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Steve @tnsteve.com · 19/02/2026
He's getting Bored of Peace.
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Brandon Thomas @brandonct.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
For some reason I’m watching HALLOWEEN H20 in February. Each time I see it I hate the movie just a little bit more. Dull as dishwater, lazy, and a production no one outside of Curtis seemed to want to be a part of.
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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
The rightwing response to the murder of Alex Pretti is predictable: to outshout and talk over anyone taking another position. The shrillness on Twitter is especially grating, but again, not surprising. It's Orwell's doublespeak. If the man had a cell phone instead of a gun, yell louder.
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
It was literally founded on rebellion. Against tyranny. This isn’t hard.
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Brandon Thomas @brandonct.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
These people have become completely desensitized to lying. It’s their go-to nature.
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Brandon Thomas @brandonct.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Trying to imagine any reality where I’m excited about a movie for babies like HE-MAN.
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Brandon Thomas @brandonct.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
This babbling idiot is not well.
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MaddWolf @maddwolfcolumbus.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
“There are lofty goals to be found within Sleepwalker, but unfortunately, the film is ultimately DOA due to a poor script, uninspired direction, and a complete lack of scares.” @brandonct.bsky.social has our review:
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What a Snooze - Maddwolf
Sleepwalker by Brandon Thomas Horror has always used trauma as a foundation for some of the best of the genre. Films like The Changeling or Don’t Look Now wouldn’t be what they are without the emotion...
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Brandon Thomas @brandonct.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
AVATAR: FIRE & ASH: Mostly a retread of WAY OF WATER only with a great performance from Oona Chaplin that ultimately isn’t serviced by the script.
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Brandon Thomas @brandonct.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
For all of my readers out there, you need to get on the latest Joe Hill novel ASAP. What a devilishly fun ride.
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Brandon Thomas @brandonct.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
After watching Kino’s recent release of SCARS OF DRACULA, I’m convinced we need all of the classic Hammer films on 4K stat.
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Brandon Thomas @brandonct.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Grown ass adults will non-ironically tell you one of their favorite movies is SHREK.
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The Graymatter Report @graymatterreport.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Trump "redacted" from Home Alone 2
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Brandon Thomas @brandonct.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
EYES WIDE SHUT fucking rules. A great take on ego, sexual fantasy and anxiety, and the uncertainty around not truly knowing who anyone really is - even those closest to you.
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Brandon Thomas @brandonct.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Every single one of those country music superstars that fill stadiums look like they went to prom in their twenties.
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Kelvira 🎃 @ohhellkell.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Sydney Sweeney is indeed very attractive but we have boobs at home.
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MaddWolf @maddwolfcolumbus.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
“When the film gets down and dirty – it does so with gusto and never forgets that there are characters experiencing the horror around them." Our @brandonct.bsky.social reviews Pig Hill, streaming this weekend:
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A Hill to Die On - Maddwolf
Pig Hill Screens Saturday, October 18 at 10pm by Brandon Thomas Using the word “Pig” in the title of your film automatically conjures up a disgusting mix of imagery before you’ve seen even one frame o...
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Brandon Thomas @brandonct.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
A film called JINGLE BELL HEIST is supposedly the #1 movie on Netflix right now just in case you needed more evidence that it’s the CBS of streaming services.
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Brandon Thomas @brandonct.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
THIS x1000.
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Brandon Thomas @brandonct.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
The judgiest part of me in 2025 is very much “There’s not a chance in hell I’m watching something called K-POP DEMON HUNTER.”
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Brandon Thomas @brandonct.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
On the scale of things that smell awful, weed is one small rung below the toxic sludge known as sauerkraut.
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
thinking about this disguise George C. Scott dons in Hardcore and cracking up
Hardcore (1979). George C. Scott as Jake Van Dorn. He’s wearing a tie-dye shirt, a fake mustache, and a wig.
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Patrick Bromley @patrickbromley.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
It's 1987. PREDATOR and THE RUNNING MAN are in theaters. It's 2025. PREDATOR and THE RUNNING MAN are in theaters.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 08/11/2025
I’ve long thought Trump is good at picking fights that benefit him politically but the fact he’s fighting right now to starve Americans is making me reassess
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
The perfect metaphor for the MAHA agenda
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Brandon Thomas @brandonct.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Still reeling from how dull and lifeless the last two MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE films are. As much as I love ROGUE NATION and FALLOUT, McQuarrie should’ve sat these two out. This franchise thrived on new directorial blood.
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Brandon Thomas @brandonct.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Tonight is beggar’s night in Columbus and it’s pouring rain and cold. Instead of passing out candy, I’m doing the next best thing: sitting at a bar.
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Brandon Thomas @brandonct.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
PTA has - what - like four masterpieces under his belt now, huh?
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Brandon Thomas @brandonct.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Spent nearly six hours hiking this morning. My feet may never be the same.
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Brandon Thomas @brandonct.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
If 43 year-old Brandon could go back in time and tell 16 year-old Brandon that he’d now be really into country, folk, and blues music, that younger version of myself would probably jump in front of a moving train.
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MaddWolf @maddwolfcolumbus.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
“Folktales doesn’t strive to stir up unnecessary drama or strife in its subjects. Instead, the film revels in the beauty found all around us as we try to recapture happiness, catharsis, and confidence.” @brandonct.bsky.social has our review:
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The Call of the Wild - Maddwolf
Folktales by Brandon Thomas Roger Ebert was once quoted as saying, “No movie featuring either Harry Dean Stanton or M. Emmett Walsh in a supporting role can be altogether bad.” I don’t have a particul...
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Brandon Thomas @brandonct.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Until tonight I thought I had outgrown the “get so drunk at a show that I want a pizza afterwards” phase of my life. Oh well.
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Brandon Thomas @brandonct.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Pretty sure I’m going to be tasting the salmon I had at lunch for the rest of my life.
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Brandon Thomas @brandonct.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Folks, I’m shocked - shocked I say! - to hear that HAPPY GILMORE 2 is atrocious. Comedy sequels are always bad. And Sandler’s comedies have been awful for decades now.
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Brandon Thomas @brandonct.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Just tried going to two different locations for lunch that are well known establishments. For some reason they don’t open until late afternoon/early evening. Is Columbus even a real city?
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