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PieGopher @piegopher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Oop- Somebody stole my coat while I was singing karaoke but the bar manager and barman caught him on his way out - That was a freebie! Feeling super grateful to those guys~ I should get them a gift...

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PieGopher @piegopher.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I said that the Kewpie Mayonnaise baby looks like Klaus Nomi but everyone at the party said I was mad :C

Kewpie mayonnaise - A teardrop-shaped beige bottle with the image of an unusual-looking baby on it. The baby's eyes are circles and it has a single spike of hair coming from the top of its head.

A black and white photo of Klaus Nomi in his iconic tuxedo look. His suit is triangular and glossy. He wears black lipstick giving him a pursed mouth, and his eyes are wide. His eyebrows are mostly shaved off and and his hairline is considerably receded into a glossy, flared Widow's Peak.

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PieGopher @piegopher.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Someone at the bar told me the angel on my shirt made him think of his dead lover looking down on him I didn't have the heart to tell him my shirt is Jeff Goldblum

A middle aged hipster (PieGopher) wearing a shirt with an angel on it. The angel has Jeff Goldblum's face and the text "Goldblüm" above it

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PieGopher @piegopher.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Just now noticing a Mandelum that halfway through Take On Me the singer revises their away message from "A day or two" to "A day"

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PieGopher @piegopher.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

My coworkers are all talking about Fat Bear Week and I'm being very good about not making it weird.

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PieGopher @piegopher.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

A squirrel followed me from a park halfway into an crosswalk then just stopped and sat there. The light started to change so all the cars waiting got to watch me chase the squirrel back into the park (leaving me on the wrong side of the road of course)

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PieGopher @piegopher.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

My coworker brought umaibo from Japan - Why am I Mister Sparkle? (This one is Natto flavor so I'm pretty sure they just wanted to depict a weeb foreigner on the wrapper, so that tracks)

A concerned-looking middle aged hipster with reddish blonde hair and beard holds up a natto-flavoured umaibo with a man in the wrapper who has reddish blonde hair and beard

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PieGopher @piegopher.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

My monitor before and after I order a replacement

A middle aged hipster (PieGopher) looking sad in front of his disorganized desk and PC monitor. The black and nearly-black pixels of his monitor are a mottled lime green. Incidentally his desktop wallpaper is Toto, a small black dog.

The same scene but now the monitor is not exhibiting the green issue. PieGopher looks peeved.

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PieGopher @piegopher.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Maybe my last tank top day of 2026 u.u Also it looks like my sweet potato is sending up little green hearts 💚

A middle aged hipster (PieGopher) in a black tank top takes a selfie in his front steps. In the mid background is a sweet potato vine with lime-green leaves shaped like hearts

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PieGopher @piegopher.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

RRGH I love my FRIENDS. They're so NICE and COOL.

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Calvin Lin @calvinloveinternet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am

A scene parodying the Neon Genesis Evangelion scene of Asuka and her Eva unit getting pierced by the spear of longinus. In this scene, Linguini and Remy from Pixar's Ratatouille take the place of the EVA unit and Asuka respectively. Linguinis eye is pierced by a fork version of the spear and Remy is depicted in an inset where he is grabbing his eye and screaming like the anime. There are anime subtitles at the bottom that say "AHHHHHHHHH!"

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PieGopher @piegopher.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Phew! I'm so tired after edging all day!

A garden staircase. One side is roughly edged, the other has shabby grass and weeds growing over it.

The same staircase but nowboth sideshave been edged and cleaned up a bit

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Sarah McMakocon 🌭 Condiment Consort @sarahmccostumes.kaiba.online · 01/09/2026

Scholars are saying the Horse was essentially the Gundam of the early medieval period

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PieGopher @piegopher.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Spent yesterday gardening near francophone kids playing soccer - I can report they say "six seven" in English, and one time one of them said "oh non, je flop!" and I enjoyed that

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PieGopher @piegopher.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I've got a turtlehead poking out!

A hand points to a little pink flower bud (it's called a turtlehead)

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PieGopher @piegopher.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

How am I supposed to enjoy procrastinating on writing a will in this environment?

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PieGopher @piegopher.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

If you're wondering what wins between being an earth-loving hippy artist and the boomer compulsion to post AI slop on Facebook, my aunts and uncles tell me it's the latter

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PieGopher @piegopher.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Feeling neat and capable after mending the rip that raccoons put in my tent~ And now it has a cool scar!

A section of tent mesh which joins up to an impermeable section. There's a jagged line on the mesh where PieGopher sewed it back together. Red arrows are drawn on to show the path of the rip. Notably much of it runs along the edge of the impermeable section

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PieGopher @piegopher.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Today's intrusive thought is Sarah McLachlan singing Sweet Surrender except as "Sweet Potato"

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PieGopher @piegopher.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Omg I'm opening Facebook Marketplace for the first time and everything is so funny~

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PieGopher @piegopher.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Doing yard work! Part of which is to track sunlight, so here's a test time lapse before I do that tomorrow~

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PieGopher @piegopher.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I have to stop being so loudly enthusiastic about lesbians. I mean I'll keep the enthusiasm but work on not sounding weird about it.

Marge Simpson holding a potato and saying "I just think they're neat".

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PieGopher @piegopher.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Currently postmodernly fascinated by people who leave comments that a post doesn't interest them.

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PieGopher @piegopher.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Whenever I work hard on a meal I always think it comes out mid- But then it seems to taste better as leftovers. I guess a big part of enjoying food is not having to cook it...

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PieGopher @piegopher.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

I thought making stuffed pasta shells would be FUN and WHIMSICAL, but it turns out they are merely a FOOL'S LASAGNA

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PieGopher @piegopher.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

"This superhero comic isn't very realistic" --Me trying to plan a cosplay

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PieGopher @piegopher.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Some days I want a super long wizard beard that I'm grateful not to have on other days. Imagine if I could pop my beard in and out like Wolverine's claws. Heeheeheehee~ that would be so weird

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PieGopher @piegopher.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I am indifferent to butts, except for the pure joy I get from thinking the phrase "that's a fat dumper" to myself whenever I see one. I just love those words~

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PieGopher @piegopher.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I learned about haskaps about 2 months ago and since then I've seen at least 3 people say "I love haskaps they're my favorite fruit that has definitely always existed" (paraphrasing) I'm on to you, haskap agenda

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PieGopher @piegopher.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

It feels like people here have no spatial awareness. I think I'll ask the people having a conversation in front of the bathroom towel dispenser what they think about that.

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PieGopher @piegopher.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I dreamed that I had a whole bunch of unopened packs of Magic cards and then I woke up and it turned out I didn't actually have any. Devastated. Now I'll never know what I got 😥

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PieGopher @piegopher.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

When I make reference to my asexuality I like to say "because of my condition..." as a lil joke~ But judging by the way it seems to provoke a lot of very earnest reactions and affirmations from my friends, maybe I should stop doing that. But thanks, friends 💖

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PieGopher @piegopher.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I got my silly dice for DCC! The d7 is an affront to god! 💖

Two dice bags (purple and green) and a purple dice tray. The green dice bag has been emptied out into the tray showing 14 "zocchi" dice used for the Dungeon Crawl Classics RPG. They are a d3, d4, d5, d6, d7, d8, d10, d%, d12, d14, d16, d20, d24, and d30

A close-up of the d7. To achieve a die with 7 regularly-sized faces such that the rolled number is unambiguous, the numbers are placed in unusual positions, spanning over edges in most cases.

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PieGopher @piegopher.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

The straight people were out for the fireworks again tonight - Bless the unconscious man for clearing enough room for me to finally get on the subway. I hope someone finally responded to the emergency alert. He wasn't even the one who bled on me!

Amanda Seyfried in Mamma Mia with the caption "July 17th. What a night!"

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PieGopher @piegopher.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I wish I was big and thicc. And if I was, I would say "Now I am big and thicc. Good." Idk I'll figure the rest out when I get there.

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PieGopher @piegopher.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Last night in the woods I think I saw a Mothman or maybe a Termina Moon (At Tonga Lumina)

An under-exposed, middle-aged hipster (PieGopher) in the woods at night. Over his shoulder and through some trees, two glaring red eyes shine red light into the background

A large ghostly face is illuminate in the dark woods between some turquoise-glowing trees. It looks quite a bit like the moon from makes Majora's Mask.

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PieGopher @piegopher.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I wonder if there's anybody in the world called Penelope, but it's pronounced "Peen-loap" and they're super tired of people saying it wrong

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Dead Robot 🇨🇦 @deadrobot.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Montréal has something going on all the time.

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PieGopher @piegopher.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

There's a fireworks show so the gay village is full of straight people saying World Cup things and having babies and one of the babies looked at me.

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PieGopher @piegopher.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

My dog wasn't eating yesterday but this morning he's doing the "I'll eat but only if you're watching" thing. He's adorable but I am also late for work 💖