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Brantley V. Boucher

@branbucket01.bsky.social
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I fix stuff, and I know things. Mechanic and techie, hobbyist philosopher and 'pataphysician. Absurdist and apatheist. Crypto-discordian and Walterite Dudeist. Aging poorly and often grumpy. "I am a citizen of the world."

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Brantley V. Boucher @branbucket01.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
I cost 200 mana points to summon, but on your next turn I conjure a pack of small, highly annoying dogs that do 1d6 damage each and cannot be targeted.
theguardian.com
‘It’s done wonders’: trading card game featuring middle-aged men revives Japanese town
Ojisan trading cards bear the faces of real people – local men whose competing professional qualities determine the outcome of each game
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Brantley V. Boucher @branbucket01.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
A still image of the infamous dream sequence from Terminator 2: Judgement Day with the caption "Not a cellphone in sight, just ppl living in the moment."
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Brantley V. Boucher @branbucket01.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
I'd vote for him.
A picture of Papa Emeritus from the band Ghost performing in full costume, appearing as a dark version of a priest giving a sermon. A caption reads, "Hear me out, the new pope".
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Brantley V. Boucher @branbucket01.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Critical hit.
A wizard with a long grey beard pointing a glowing want at the viewer. The words "I cast awareness of time wasted on the phone" are superimposed at the top and bottom.
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
The revolution will be shitposted
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Brantley V. Boucher @branbucket01.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Today was just kinda like:
Beaker from the Muppet show, standing in front of a red curtain while screaming and brandishing a chainsaw.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
The idea of "living up to one's potential" has done more psychic damage to me than any other abstract concept except masculinity
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Brantley V. Boucher @branbucket01.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
A person stands by the shore, surrounded by seagulls, with bread and buns attached to his body. Meme text reads "Fill your life with experiences, not things."
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Brantley V. Boucher @branbucket01.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
It's the kind of freedom we all really want.
A mountain meadow, with flowers and a small stream. A mountain and partly cloudy sky in the background. The words "the urge to go feral is undeniable" are superimposed over it.
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Brantley V. Boucher @branbucket01.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Anytime someone says "So I heard on this podcast that..." I immediately stop listening.
A picture of several microphones and sound equipment on a desk and meme text that reads "what we really need is a 2000% tariff on podcasts."
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Brantley V. Boucher @branbucket01.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Crying, shaking, and vomiting as I rock back and forth repeating "don't catch feelings for anything that doesn't have a pulse" like an insanity mantra.
pcmag.com
An Alarming Number of Gen Z AI Users Think It's Conscious
The majority of young people use AI, and they try to be polite when interacting with chatbots like ChatGPT, but some might have too much of an attachment to it, according to a new study.
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Brantley V. Boucher @branbucket01.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
A painting of a woman lying in bed with a listless expression and the caption "When your alarm goes off and you have to go to work because you didn't die in your sleep."
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Brantley V. Boucher @branbucket01.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
After posting "Don't catch feelings for anything that doesn't have a pulse", I was reminded about the old "humans will pack bond with anything" thread. We are 100% screwed if Skynet makes Terminators cute and sneaky. Wall-e with a brick of C4 in his stomach could easily end half the population.
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Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 22/04/2025
The most painful thing about life is how powerless we are to correct the ignorance of the world. No matter how much I try to educate people, they go on thinking that the Iguanadon is a cool dinosaur. Igaunadon sucks. There are like 50 better dinosaurs, easily, come on.
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Brantley V. Boucher @branbucket01.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Remember to MAHA, folks.
An illustration of a pair of hands wrapping cabbage around someone's leg and foot like a bandage. The caption reads "Did you know? Wrapping your leg in cabbage makes your leg smell like cabbage."
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Brantley V. Boucher @branbucket01.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Chick-chicky boom.
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Cuban Pete
YouTube video by Plykshow
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Brantley V. Boucher @branbucket01.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Always be the best version of yourself, whoever you are...
A white Ford truck, seen from the rear a sticker on the back window reads: My son was inmate of the month at Jackson County Jail.
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Brantley V. Boucher @branbucket01.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
The very best kind.
A portrait of Plato with the text "Shitposter? Oh, you mean feral philosopher."
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Brantley V. Boucher @branbucket01.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
And dopamine too...
A mostly black and white sketch of a grumpy looking cat with yellow eyes and the words "I was led to believe there would be serotonin."
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
People spend a lot of time wondering why the left is worse at using independent media to control the national narrative. A useful exercise is to ask why the left is also worse at selling snake oil and pyramid schemes, because I think the reasons are basically exactly the same.
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Brantley V. Boucher @branbucket01.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Anyone have a list of media that pissed off the Moral Majority? I'm putting together a collection for nostalgia's sake.
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burnt undertones @burntundertones.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
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Brantley V. Boucher @branbucket01.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Embrace impermanence; Delete old posts that no one liked.
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Brantley V. Boucher @branbucket01.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Sometimes self-care is just making yourself finish a whole episode of Ren and Stimpy before you doomscroll.
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Brantley V. Boucher @branbucket01.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Hallelujah!
An image of Leonard Nimoy portraying Mr. Spock, wearing a white robe, with the text "He Is Risen".
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Brantley V. Boucher @branbucket01.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Truth be told, we can do whatever the fuck we want, as long as we do it in large enough numbers. Stop letting them convince you to want a broken world.
A Tublr post from user Exestentialmemes that reads: This society could be so, so cool if it wasn't run by avaricious, bloodthirsty tyrants. Our technological capacity is at such grotesque odds with the average person's daily experience. We could eliminate so much suffering, if only our resources were being equitably distributed. But instead robots are plagiarizing artists and writing term papers with imaginary sources. Meanwhile, someone who wanted to be a glassblower is having a nervous breakdown because their kitchen is dirty and they're sick of eating ramen in between fourteen hour shifts at Real(tm) Job (Retail Mandatory Standing). We're just doing this so fucking wrong, all because some guys who are pathologically rich decided this was the only way to have a society.
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Brantley V. Boucher @branbucket01.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Luckily, it seems they're terrible at the moment, like the early rubber-skinned Terminator models, but they'll improve over time. Rule # 87 for surviving the apocalypse: Don't say anything to anyone without a pulse.
wired.com
This ‘College Protester’ Isn’t Real. It’s an AI-Powered Undercover Bot for Cops
Massive Blue is helping cops deploy AI-powered social media bots to talk to people they suspect are anything from violent sex criminals all the way to vaguely defined “protesters.”
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Brantley V. Boucher @branbucket01.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
An image of a classical statue depicting a veiled woman, heavily edited with synthwave graphics in tones of blue and purple, making abstract curtains of color around the statue. The words I'm not uniformed; I'm post-narrative float above the statue's head.
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jeffreyalexander07.bsky.social @jeffreyalexander07.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Very Important... Learn how to defend yourself!! www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/04/you-...
lgbtqnation.com
"You are worth defending": Trans groups elevate safety with community self-defense classes - LGBTQ Nation
Trans folks have unique needs that the world of self-defense has historically failed to recognize. These groups are trying to change that.
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Brantley V. Boucher @branbucket01.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
I've got a whole playlist like this.
A tweet of an image showing an old comic book illustration of a man in formal dress riding a zebra and pointing at an ape who is firing two pistols at a different man in safari clothes. The tweet reads "Bob Dylan's best songs are about this."
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Brantley V. Boucher @branbucket01.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
On the top of the image is a pleasant looking futuristic city with the text "How I imagined 2025 as a kid." On the bottom, under the caption "How it turned out" a sad looking wojak cartoon asserts that the earth is round, while an angry, douchey looking wojak demands a source for this information.
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Brantley V. Boucher @branbucket01.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Expect to self-rescue, it's easier with friends.
Several people standing around a community garden on a sunny day. Superimposed text reads "Self-sufficiency is a myth, community-sufficiency is what we should strive for."
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
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Brantley V. Boucher @branbucket01.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
A picture of a brown chihuahua inside a house, the dog's face is framed in the very bottom of the image, behind it is the ceiling of the house. Superimposed text reads: Whatever life throws at you, duck and let it hit someone else.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Kurt Vonnegut man
Kurt Vonnegut tells his wife he's going out to buy an envelope:
"Oh, she says, well, you're not a poor man.
You know, why don't you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet?
And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I'm going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope.
I meet a lot of people. And see some great looking babies. And a fire engine goes by.
And I give them the thumbs up. And I'll ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don't know. The moral of the story is — we're here on Earth to fart around
And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And what the computer people don't realize, or they don't care, is we're dancing animals. You know, we love to move around.
And it's like we're not supposed to dance at all anymore."
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Brantley V. Boucher @branbucket01.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Some years are just like that, you know?
Graffiti on a pale concrete wall that reads "We're fucked, it's fine."
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Brantley V. Boucher @branbucket01.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
A red box hanging on a wall with a glass front. Inside are two sticks with marshmallows. The glass reads "in case of fire, break glass."
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Brantley V. Boucher @branbucket01.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
A blurry image of an angry mob with the words "Expect to self rescue" superimposed over it in yellow letters.
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Fergi Jo Lisa 🏳️‍🌈 👻💀🎃 @lolafaglana.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
The more you know.
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Brantley V. Boucher @branbucket01.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
This is wisdom for the ages, folks... and your mom said "hi".
A post from someone called The Guillotine Shouter that reads "In my Reddit atheist days I could 100 different logical fallacies and would call them out like I was refereeing my own argument. Today I tell people I banged their dads. I am both happier and undefeatable in the free marketplace of ideas."
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 17/04/2025
I will once again be dragged for this, but I am once again begging you to stop advocating for illegal actions on social media www.wired.com/story/massiv...
wired.com
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phoenixrising @mmcarthur.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
"In a nation run by swine, all pigs are upward-mobile and the rest of us are fucked until we can get our acts together: not necessarily to win, but mainly to keep from losing completely." ~ Hunter S Thompson
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Brantley V. Boucher @branbucket01.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Why would we have a problem with this? That outfit looks comfy...
A muscular man wearing skimpy clothing and a tactical helmet, posing provocatively  in a field with a shotgun and a hand grenade. The caption reads "If they posed guys for gun pictures the way they pose women."
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ceej @ceej.online · 17/04/2025
elon has managed to elevate having a baby to the elite tier of otherwise inoffensive activities that now require heavy caveat. yeah, I love reading about german military history, BUT
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Brantley V. Boucher @branbucket01.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
A Glowing Dr. Manhattan floats in the center of the image, a woman with her hair blowing upwards stands in the foreground with her back to the viewer. The woman asks for a source of some claim. Superimposed text on Dr. Manhattan answers, It was revealed to me in the form of an intrusive thought.
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Brantley V. Boucher @branbucket01.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
It's okay to be "anti-technology".
The Simpsons bus driver meme, the top panel showing the bus driver warning passengers "Don't make me tap the sign." The bottom panel shows the driver pointing to the sign that reads "The luddites were not scared of technology, they were a worker's movement which sought compensation for the loss of their jobs from machines bought with profits taken from their labor."
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Brantley V. Boucher @branbucket01.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
A three panel cartoon with a plain white background showing the silhouette of a woman wearing a liberty cap and labeled "Liberte" leading the silhouette of a T-Rex labeled "Securite" on a leash. In the second panel, the T-Rex has grown large enough to resist the woman, who is shown trying to drag it by the leash. In the third panel, the T-Rex is eating the woman, her lower body hangs out of its mouth and blood has pooled on the ground.
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Sleepaway Champ @sleepawaychamp.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
hating things is good. you have to understand what sucks before you can articulate why something is great. then, stick to your guns and be curmudgeonly about it. don’t listen to people who get defensive about bad art. if they had taste, they’d be you.
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