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Amelia Sandrine Reisinger 🏳️‍⚧️ @ameliasandrine.com · 17/09/2026

Gonna start referring to Democrats who take anti-trans stances as “Biological Republicans”

The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️‍⚧️ @bramley.cx · 18/09/2026

20 year old me would be confused as hell, but aside from that, both impressed and disappointed. All for different reasons.

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The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️‍⚧️ @bramley.cx · 01/09/2026

Finally find a thing I want and it's finally back in stock and I go to buy it and... they don't ship to the US.

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The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️‍⚧️ @bramley.cx · 16/08/2026

Conspired with @katespace.com’s girlfriend to bring @katespace.com to Elevenses, the Hobbit cafe/tavern in Brunswick, ME. Now we’re just rolling around Maine.

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The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️‍⚧️ @bramley.cx · 14/08/2026

Finished my first actual, real woodworking project. It’s a chessboard for my kid and @katespace.com made the pieces.

My chessboard with pieces (by @katespace) in place, though I put the pieces in the wrong places. The bottom right corner should be a light square and it’s not. Anyway, the light pieces are set up closer to the camera. The background is my dining room table.

A low angle of my chessboard to show that the rubber feet have been installed (though you can’t see them) and to demonstrate the shine of the finish. The background is blurry but it’s the wood shop of LowellMakes.

An overhead view of the chessboard I made. It uses hard maple for the light squares and a thin trim around the edges It uses some kind of walnut and also canarywood for the dark squares. There is a thicker trim around the outside that is canarywood. It has been finished with shellac which makes it look a little warmer than the bare wood. It is sitting on a workbench at LowellMakes.

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The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️‍⚧️ @bramley.cx · 14/08/2026

Nothing says "Maybe you should drink less caffeine or get stimulant ADHD meds" like dozing off on the couch while halfway through drinking a Monster.

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The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️‍⚧️ @bramley.cx · 10/07/2026

If you had the offer to work at a job that had 12-8pm hours (basically PST hours while living EST), would you do it? How do you think you would handle that? How does that affect your family/social life?

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The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️‍⚧️ @bramley.cx · 11/06/2026

Wow, estrogen is no joke. My grip strength when opening that bag of chips was abysmal.

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The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️‍⚧️ @bramley.cx · 11/06/2026

Friends, I recommend neither aging nor obtaining a chronic disease.

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The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️‍⚧️ @bramley.cx · 11/06/2026

"What good is a son for if he can't save the day with barbecue sauce every once in a while?" - My son

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June of Code @code.bramley.cx · 29/05/2026

"I have no justification for that. It was changed from 1 to 2 hours and I cannot point to any requirement, logic, or test that motivated it. That looks like an error I introduced. Let me revert it." Check up on your agents, friends.

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The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️‍⚧️ @bramley.cx · 28/05/2026

I'm gonna be doing Science! I'm part of a study for a medication!

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The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️‍⚧️ @bramley.cx · 28/05/2026

Welp, cut my pinky cutting a honeydew for the kiddo. On the one hand, I'm thankful for fingernails or that would have been worse. On the other hand, that went through the nail and now it's going to take forever to heal because I cut the nail bed.

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The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️‍⚧️ @bramley.cx · 04/05/2026

I'm getting mocked because I'm not Canadian.

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The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️‍⚧️ @bramley.cx · 24/04/2026

Just found out that an unofficial nickname my client's department is "T4T". They even have a Slack emoji. 💀

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The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️‍⚧️ @bramley.cx · 10/04/2026

Is it a wild opinion that Earl Gray tea’s aroma gives me strong bubble gum vibes?

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The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️‍⚧️ @bramley.cx · 07/04/2026

It's been a year since I've been (mostly) publicly June! 🎉 (Also, I just use they/them now, if I hadn't told you already)

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The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️‍⚧️ @bramley.cx · 01/04/2026

I just got in the car after having a sleep study. Oof, that was not a comfortable night of sleep.

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The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️‍⚧️ @bramley.cx · 31/03/2026

The real reason I don't wear necklaces more is because I keep breaking the damned chains, apparently.

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The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️‍⚧️ @bramley.cx · 27/03/2026

You know what’s great? Using the portal that the med system is “proud to offer” to make an appointment with your doc Then having them tell you to call instead. Then having the hold “music” do nothing but talk up the portal. And still be on hold for 15 minutes. Fuck it. I’ll do this later 😡

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The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️‍⚧️ @bramley.cx · 19/03/2026

April is shaping up to be a very transformational month. Lots of balls getting rolling.

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The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️‍⚧️ @bramley.cx · 04/03/2026

Aw, shit yeah! Earl Gray does taste good if you put some sugar and milk in it. Even better if you add some coldbrew coffee.

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The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️‍⚧️ @bramley.cx · 01/03/2026

Reminder to unclench your jaw and drink some water.

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The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️‍⚧️ @bramley.cx · 27/02/2026

Did you know that, if you try to brew coffee in an aeropress, but use a coarse grind like you would for coldbrew, it sucks?

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The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️‍⚧️ @bramley.cx · 20/02/2026

Friends, I have made a terrible and wonderful mistake/discovery. If you put peanut butter between two chocolate chip cookies and eat it like a sandwich, no one will stop you. No matter how many you eat.

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4KitSake 🎃 @4kitsake.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Just reminded myself how hard the ending of Coffin Text Spell 714 goes

Hieroglyphics with translation texts below them that reads

I made my body evolve through my own effectiveness.

I am the one who made me. I built myself as I wished, according to my heart.

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The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️‍⚧️ @bramley.cx · 13/02/2026

Kid is staying home from school because his throat is hurting him. Upon saying that I notice that my throat, too, is feeling a little scratchy.

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The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️‍⚧️ @bramley.cx · 05/02/2026

Who's got two thumbs and has a medicine to inject now? This bean.

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The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️‍⚧️ @bramley.cx · 03/02/2026

I hereby officially apologize to @katespace.com, who did not actually verbalize this specific sentiment. They did *heavily imply* it, though, to the point of doing everything they could to say it without saying it. But they didn't actually say it.

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The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️‍⚧️ @bramley.cx · 31/01/2026

Best comment: "Alternative title: Technology connections talks about solar and then goes nuclear". The "real" video is about an hour long. Then it gets really interesting. And he's here, too! A+ video, @techconnectify.bsky.social.

youtube.com

You are being misled about renewable energy technology.

YouTube video by Technology Connections

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The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️‍⚧️ @bramley.cx · 28/01/2026

January 27, 2026: @katespace.com said that they love that I am a pain in the ass.

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The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️‍⚧️ @bramley.cx · 27/01/2026

Ow ow ow I need new gloves. My fingers are in pain while warming back up after shoveling my car out.

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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

If you are out pointing cameras at your armed oppressors, you are the best kind of courageous. If you are out pointing guns at nurses, mothers, and ordinary people, you are the worst kind of coward.

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The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️‍⚧️ @bramley.cx · 25/01/2026

Really not a fan of having a fucking gestapo in my country.

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City of Boston @boston.gov · 25/01/2026

It's starting.

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The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️‍⚧️ @bramley.cx · 25/01/2026

Cool, love this thing where my nerves and back get into this feedback loop or something where I get dizzy and also nerve pain in my shoulder/spine muscles at the same time.

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The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️‍⚧️ @bramley.cx · 23/01/2026

Hearing what I thought was an electronic beep at a quickly repeating pace, I went to find it. It got weaker near the electronics and stronger in the kitchen, but still slightly muffled. I walk near the window and it gets even stronger. And then it hits me: It was a friggin' bird the whole time.

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The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️‍⚧️ @bramley.cx · 19/01/2026

How does the flat earth square with the Arctic and Antarctic circles?

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The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️‍⚧️ @bramley.cx · 05/01/2026

Just finished up a sleep study. I squeaked by on the amount of time I needed to have it on, and I woke up super early so I could bring it into the sleep center without otherwise impacting my day. Hopefully that all went well and they can get useful data from it.

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Sam Ferguson @samferguson.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

— Claim: "We attacked Venezuela 'cause they do so much drugs to us." — Fact: Venezuela isn't even in the top 10 of source countries for illegal drugs that come into the U.S. (1/3)

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