The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️⚧️ @bramley.cx · 04/10/2026Happy anniversary, my love and best friend. 💚 030
Reposted by The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️⚧️Amelia Sandrine Reisinger 🏳️⚧️ @ameliasandrine.com · 17/09/2026Gonna start referring to Democrats who take anti-trans stances as “Biological Republicans” 5159141626
The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️⚧️ @bramley.cx · 18/09/202620 year old me would be confused as hell, but aside from that, both impressed and disappointed. All for different reasons. 000
The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️⚧️ @bramley.cx · 01/09/2026Finally find a thing I want and it's finally back in stock and I go to buy it and... they don't ship to the US. 000
The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️⚧️ @bramley.cx · 16/08/2026Conspired with @katespace.com’s girlfriend to bring @katespace.com to Elevenses, the Hobbit cafe/tavern in Brunswick, ME. Now we’re just rolling around Maine. 020
The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️⚧️ @bramley.cx · 14/08/2026Finished my first actual, real woodworking project. It’s a chessboard for my kid and @katespace.com made the pieces. 170
The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️⚧️ @bramley.cx · 14/08/2026God damn that's a level of trust and teamwork that is far above. 000
The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️⚧️ @bramley.cx · 14/08/2026Yup! It's the starter dose, but it seems to be helping both. 010
The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️⚧️ @bramley.cx · 14/08/2026So I’d need to stop drinking it anyway. Damn. FWIW I’m on an ADHD med, but it’s non stimulant, and not technically prescribed for ADHD lol. 100
The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️⚧️ @bramley.cx · 14/08/2026Nothing says "Maybe you should drink less caffeine or get stimulant ADHD meds" like dozing off on the couch while halfway through drinking a Monster. 110
The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️⚧️ @bramley.cx · 10/07/2026What really sucks is that this position in question really sounds like a perfect one for me. I'd hate for this to be a dealbreaker. 100
The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️⚧️ @bramley.cx · 10/07/2026If you had the offer to work at a job that had 12-8pm hours (basically PST hours while living EST), would you do it? How do you think you would handle that? How does that affect your family/social life? 100
The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️⚧️ @bramley.cx · 11/06/2026Wow, estrogen is no joke. My grip strength when opening that bag of chips was abysmal. 020
The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️⚧️ @bramley.cx · 11/06/2026Friends, I recommend neither aging nor obtaining a chronic disease. 220
The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️⚧️ @bramley.cx · 11/06/2026"What good is a son for if he can't save the day with barbecue sauce every once in a while?" - My son 010
The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️⚧️ @bramley.cx · 30/05/2026I got a CPAP today! @katespace.com is excited! 😆 020
Reposted by The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️⚧️June of Code @code.bramley.cx · 29/05/2026"I have no justification for that. It was changed from 1 to 2 hours and I cannot point to any requirement, logic, or test that motivated it. That looks like an error I introduced. Let me revert it." Check up on your agents, friends. 001
The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️⚧️ @bramley.cx · 28/05/2026Yeah it's more annoying than painful right now, but I'm sure that balance will shift in the coming days. :( 000
The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️⚧️ @bramley.cx · 28/05/2026I'm gonna be doing Science! I'm part of a study for a medication! 030
The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️⚧️ @bramley.cx · 28/05/2026Welp, cut my pinky cutting a honeydew for the kiddo. On the one hand, I'm thankful for fingernails or that would have been worse. On the other hand, that went through the nail and now it's going to take forever to heal because I cut the nail bed. 100
The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️⚧️ @bramley.cx · 04/05/2026I'm getting mocked because I'm not Canadian. 000
The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️⚧️ @bramley.cx · 24/04/2026Just found out that an unofficial nickname my client's department is "T4T". They even have a Slack emoji. 💀 010
The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️⚧️ @bramley.cx · 10/04/2026Is it a wild opinion that Earl Gray tea’s aroma gives me strong bubble gum vibes? 000
The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️⚧️ @bramley.cx · 07/04/2026It's been a year since I've been (mostly) publicly June! 🎉 (Also, I just use they/them now, if I hadn't told you already) 010
The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️⚧️ @bramley.cx · 02/04/2026@samferguson.bsky.social I'm curious. TEGH. Milk and sugar, or no? 110
The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️⚧️ @bramley.cx · 01/04/2026OK good. My go-to order for a while now has been sausage and caramelized onions and I was about to get defensive. 000
The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️⚧️ @bramley.cx · 01/04/2026I just got in the car after having a sleep study. Oof, that was not a comfortable night of sleep. 000
The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️⚧️ @bramley.cx · 31/03/2026The real reason I don't wear necklaces more is because I keep breaking the damned chains, apparently. 000
The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️⚧️ @bramley.cx · 27/03/2026LOL 😡 literally as I was pressing post here, they picked up and immediately put me on hold. 000
The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️⚧️ @bramley.cx · 27/03/2026You know what’s great? Using the portal that the med system is “proud to offer” to make an appointment with your doc Then having them tell you to call instead. Then having the hold “music” do nothing but talk up the portal. And still be on hold for 15 minutes. Fuck it. I’ll do this later 😡 100
The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️⚧️ @bramley.cx · 19/03/2026April is shaping up to be a very transformational month. Lots of balls getting rolling. 010
The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️⚧️ @bramley.cx · 04/03/2026Aw, shit yeah! Earl Gray does taste good if you put some sugar and milk in it. Even better if you add some coldbrew coffee. 010
The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️⚧️ @bramley.cx · 01/03/2026Reminder to unclench your jaw and drink some water. 030
The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️⚧️ @bramley.cx · 27/02/2026Did you know that, if you try to brew coffee in an aeropress, but use a coarse grind like you would for coldbrew, it sucks? 010
The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️⚧️ @bramley.cx · 20/02/2026Unironic love. At Walmart! Just great. *bagpipes* I've listened start to finish [operatic]multiple times[/operatic] At Walmart! Great value for money. 010
The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️⚧️ @bramley.cx · 20/02/2026Friends, I have made a terrible and wonderful mistake/discovery. If you put peanut butter between two chocolate chip cookies and eat it like a sandwich, no one will stop you. No matter how many you eat. 020
Reposted by The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️⚧️4KitSake 🎃 @4kitsake.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Just reminded myself how hard the ending of Coffin Text Spell 714 goes 4163482385
The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️⚧️ @bramley.cx · 13/02/2026Kid is staying home from school because his throat is hurting him. Upon saying that I notice that my throat, too, is feeling a little scratchy. 000
The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️⚧️ @bramley.cx · 08/02/2026"[...]this is necessary because 'Croque Monsieur' literally translates as 'Mister Crunchy'" @samferguson.bsky.social @xaiax.netyoutube.comYouTubeShare your videos with friends, family, and the world 111
The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️⚧️ @bramley.cx · 05/02/2026Who's got two thumbs and has a medicine to inject now? This bean. 010
The Crispest Apple, June 🏳️⚧️ @bramley.cx · 03/02/2026I hereby officially apologize to @katespace.com, who did not actually verbalize this specific sentiment. They did *heavily imply* it, though, to the point of doing everything they could to say it without saying it. But they didn't actually say it. 020