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Dave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · 10h

I drew Dizzy during tonight's Patreon hangout

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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 10h

Pain Lethargy Abscesses Gland swelling Unconsciousness Expiration Mnemonic plague

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 10h

It's so stunningly gross. Like, would be ahuman to do that to anyone, but *Gene Wilder*? A man with SO MUCH SOUL???? Unforgivable.

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 10h

I am performing something sensible at this tomorrow! Buy a ticket! Watch some chuckles! REMAIN IN YOUR HOME THROUGHOUT! Well. I mean. You can probably watch it on a park bench or in a hot air balloon or something, I'm not your dad, but I reckon watching at home will be less fuss. Warmer, too.

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Coherent Comedy @coherentcomedy.com · 17h

🍓TOMORROW🍓 Thank you to all the amazing people that have bought tickets - they’re still on sale, details below 👇 This is going to be epic. #CoherentComedy

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Helen Macdonald @hjm.bsky.social · 12h

Walked past two students on Saturday, overheard this “Instead of cancelling it they should have introduced an even smaller Scrappy Doo to fuck with the first Scrappy. And kept going like that.” “And smaller Mystery Gang members?” “Yeah!! A tiny very clean shaven well dressed Shaggy.”

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

Imagine Scooby Doo saying "Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori". It would be terrible. In fact, I don't think that Scooby Doo should read any war poems out loud. He can respect the fallen in other ways.

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Dave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · 13h

the common Metroid has been inducted into the Disney Princess line

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 13h

"They say he's still performing the hedgehog joke to this very day, and still the audience laugh and laugh..."

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 14h

Might just do that for five minutes tbh. See who breaks first. Me or the audience

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 14h

This. Always and forever. bsky.app/profile/brai...

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 15h

When it comes to putting the absolute screaming bastards up me for the rest of the day, there's nothing quite like emailing the landlord and asking him to spend money.

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 10/03/2024

So... is there a croque... madame? Oh. Oh there is. Oh my god I'm so sorry. I completely misread the vi- Oh. You guys swing? I'm listening...

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 18h

Tired: When will my son return home from the war? Wired:

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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 23h

Slightly blurry lino print of a cartoon possum running away and the text "I HOPE THIS EMAIL DOES NOT FIND YOU"

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 23h

In my defense, I've already proven Zeus to be a coward: bsky.app/profile/brai...

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 23h

I won a go on a cruise once. Only round the channel. There is footage of me opening my towel on deck in the night time and waggling my genitals at the ocean. My brother is on a cruise with his partner's parents. He just sent me a video of him, naked on the cabin windowsill, with a jaunty captain hat

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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It's worth unfollowing someone before blocking if you ever need to just because this site is so basic it allows for a pretty nasty kind of misunderstanding should Something Untoward Happen

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Paul @pauljonmilne.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Croptoptimus Prime

the robot 'Optimus Prime' with his red bits greyed out other than the chest and shoulders

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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

My dad was a bus driver; he once got in trouble for bunking off 'sick' and showing up on the telly on the same day, in the depot canteen, in the crowd at the Headingley test match

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Doing some sort of e-gig on Monday! Come along!

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Coherent Comedy @coherentcomedy.com · 03/10/2026

Our birthday show is Monday night!!! Featuring the amazing @leslieis.cool @brainmage.bsky.social @davidstrathdee.bsky.social Laura Kojo Get those tickets and join us. www.eventbrite.com/e/coherent-c...

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Coherent Comedy

Monthly accessible online comedy night for new and experienced acts - for people who love comedy but are wary of the outside.

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Really can't tell how much this wobbly feeling is the new meds, how much is stress, how much is a weird sort of grief that the meds can quiet the ruminating and catastrophising, how much is anxiety about Nose, and how much is All Of The Above. In any case I feel dog wretched and I am not a fan.

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Yup. Amazon prime now has ads, including when you pause. It's great! Really good! Brilliant, even!!!

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Yeah but *imagine* stumbling across that on eg Bumble

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I don’t need fuck you money but it would be nice to stop having fuck me money

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Hi. I'm The Head from Art Attack. I'm what you might call a "cunnilingus golem". Plop me between yr legs & let me go to town. As I'm made of unfired clay, however, any moisture will slowly erode my form, eventually reducing me to a puddle of unthinking slip. Don't worry about that, though! Have fun!

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Like, it's easier to think fondly of eg the lurpack butter golem when you don't live in a world where pausing a tv show turns your entire screen into a gambling advert.

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Thinking about advertising jingles etc that stuck in my head from The Past. Trying to work out how much of that is "malleable child brain" and how much of that is from existing in a world where adverts weren't happening at you from every single fucking aspect of your existence.

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Fucking hell. Being stressed and sad and on edge and deciding to pick up Balatro again. Heroin would have been a healthier choice.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/04/2026

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-g…

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong
Instrument’s Loud, Resonant Crash Can Be Disruptive

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