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Braden Yoder

@bradencarryoder.bsky.social
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Seattle | attempts at humor, use of the Oxford comma, and occasional puppy pics.

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Braden Yoder @bradencarryoder.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Kinda bullshit that the McDonald's Monopoly grand prize is still $1M, but they wanna charge $15 for a Big Mac meal.
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@geoffoneil @geoffoneil.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Happy 30th birthday to this beauty
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 30/09/2026
Ballard Congratulates Golf Course on Its New Light Rail Station: tinyurl.com/yncw9jep
Map of new Pinehurst light rail station opening Sept. 30 next to I-5 and 160-acre Jackson Park Golf Course.
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Braden Yoder @bradencarryoder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And they don't like Communism, but make up the most Communist bullshit ever.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
damn that's crazy. so was he totally free of emotions when he missed back-to-back-to-back game winning field goals against the Seahawks in 2005, just pure Being Bad At Kicking with no mental factors at all
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Braden Yoder @bradencarryoder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Timing it just perfectly so his cronies can get in or out of the market just before it closes.
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Braden Yoder @bradencarryoder.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Taps sign.
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Braden Yoder @bradencarryoder.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Taps sign.
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Braden Yoder @bradencarryoder.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Seahawks defensive backs look so suspect when Julian Love is out.
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Braden Yoder @bradencarryoder.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I left the house right after that miss and apparently missed redemption.
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Braden Yoder @bradencarryoder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lmaaaaoooooo Kirk Ferentz elects to kick a FG down 5 with less than 3 minutes to play and the kicker missed it. You deserved that shit you old weirdo. 😂
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 26/09/2026
if I text someone this image, it means they crossed the line
Arch Manning
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 26/09/2026
piss penalty, as called on ESPN Deportes:
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Braden Yoder @bradencarryoder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is probably why Colin Cowherd hated Tony Romo wearing his hat backwards, which he had a weird obsession over.
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Braden Yoder @bradencarryoder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Even better that this is the county where JD "grew up."
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
a delivery service that only hires chicks with big boobs called Parton Parcel
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Rian Watt @rianwatt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nobody — not teachers, not retirees, nobody — will be taxed under the Millionaires Tax unless they make more than a million dollars per year, and voters will always have the final say on any changes to that threshold. Anyone who says otherwise is lying to you.
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Marielle ⚓️🔱 @marielle922.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Really rich of Mr. Bountygate to cry about cheating
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Braden Yoder @bradencarryoder.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Played the absolute shit outta Sim City 2000 on this bad boy.
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Braden Yoder @bradencarryoder.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
U2's catalog is one I go revisit often and discover a song I didn’t appreciate enough in the past. Recently it's been "Bad" and that song is so so so good.
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Marielle ⚓️🔱 @marielle922.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Are you not entertained?
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Braden Yoder @bradencarryoder.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
New Drew Lock GIF drop. 😂
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Braden Yoder @bradencarryoder.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Genuinely shocked that any team just decides at any point to leave JSN in a 1v1 situation. Easyyyyy money.
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Dan Pizzuta @danpizzuta.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
There was a replay of Jayden Daniels that made Tom Brady say "oh shit" on air
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Braden Yoder @bradencarryoder.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Jayden Daniels
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/09/2026
Mascot Doing Fentanyl Fold
Mascot Doing Fentanyl Fold
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strawberry malortcake @boyhowdysc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
On it.
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Braden Yoder @bradencarryoder.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Eagles jerseys I've seen: Brian Dawkins (by far the most) Cooper DeJean Jalen Hurts And one random Randall Cunningham jersey. That's about it.
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Braden Yoder @bradencarryoder.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm in Nasville for a family birthday celebration and we somehow picked a weekend with (A) an unprecedented heat dome hovering over Tennessee and (B) a ridiculous amount of Eagles fans. Broadway is gonna be a shitshow tonight. @celebrityhottub.bsky.social go birds
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college football enthusiast @tacoenthusiast.swifties.social · 20/09/2026
Tell everyone you know about 3-0 UMass
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The baseline level of Dumb Guy Pretending To Be Even Dumber in our culture is incredibly high at the moment, but this is an all-time performance in that category. Hall of Fame work in any era.
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Braden Yoder @bradencarryoder.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Those frozen Detroit style pizzas from Costco hit extra special on Friday.
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Braden Yoder @bradencarryoder.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
New millennial emo album title
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Braden Yoder @bradencarryoder.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm at SeaTac in the new C gate and there is a Buffalo Wild Wings Go here open at 6am. Pulled up Google reviews which were mostly negative and I gotta say, if you're dumb enough to eat BWs for breakfast, that's on you man.
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Braden Yoder @bradencarryoder.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Lions window isn't just closing. The Bills are slamming it shut tonight.
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Braden Yoder @bradencarryoder.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Visual interpretation.
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Elmo from Sesame Street Shrugs
ALT: Elmo from Sesame Street Shrugs
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 16/09/2026
‘That Actually Happened in Unincorporated King County,’ Reports Guy from Enumclaw: tinyurl.com/38sr95j2
Man in a cornfield intently explaining something to another man.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Every new dinosaur thing is like the Tyrannosaurus Rex wore short sleeved dress shirts and worked as a paralegal
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Braden Yoder @bradencarryoder.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Every day I learn something new about A.I. and I keep turning into Dr. Ian Malcolm.
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Ian Malcolm's Iconic Jurassic Park Quote
ALT: Ian Malcolm's Iconic Jurassic Park Quote
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
it be like that sometimes
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Jalen Hurts headed to the 2001 American Music Awards
Hurts in baggy washed denim jeans, Jordan XIs, and a washed denim long sleeve buttoned all the way up
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Deshaun Watson just sacked himself, if you're wondering how the Browns game is going
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
this is so grim. he’s TEN.
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Braden Yoder @bradencarryoder.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
In case you were wondering why the new PAC 12 didnt pursue Nevada. 😬
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ohio State over the last 20 minutes
Vivek Ramaswamy’s terrible baseball swing
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Braden Yoder @bradencarryoder.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Growing up in a town mixed with OSU and Michigan fans and it was quite apparent neither were happy they just wanted affirmation that they were better than their rival.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i went to like 40 different stadiums on my roadtrip and watching Ohio State comfortably beat a top-5 opponent was the only game where nobody seemed happy at any point went to a Crew game afterwards, though, people were happy there
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Braden Yoder @bradencarryoder.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Major League Harry Doyle: Just a Bit Outside
ALT: Major League Harry Doyle: Just a Bit Outside
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Braden Yoder @bradencarryoder.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Oregon State has something with Braden Atkinson y'all. Buying that stock heavy.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
you can hear the bug zapper in his head bsky.app/profile/cjze...
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