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Bernie Bridges @boydbiceps.bsky.social · 13h

When @brittfar.bsky.social tells me all he wants to do is be an anime-loving NEET

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Bernie Bridges @boydbiceps.bsky.social · 14h

Kyler Murray isn't a horse, you fucking moron 🖕

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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 14h

the best person to help your new entertainment megacorporation is the guy who pitched microtransactions to Jeffrey Epstein

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Bernie Bridges @boydbiceps.bsky.social · 16h

"Mrs. Met is currently spending the night with her bull."

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Bernie Bridges @boydbiceps.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Refinancing my air fryer because my wife's son used it to melt every one of my Mario amiibos into little charred globs

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Bernie Bridges @boydbiceps.bsky.social · 17h

Got to leave work an hour early today because of the way the pay period falls TIME TO GET DRUNK AND WATCH ANIME

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Bernie Bridges @boydbiceps.bsky.social · 17h

I hate that I know what these are 😒

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Bernie Bridges @boydbiceps.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

@brittfar.bsky.social when the toilet water splash up on your ass while you takin a shit

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Bernie Bridges @boydbiceps.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Even on my best days, I will never be able to outpizza the Hut 😔

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Bernie Bridges @boydbiceps.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Pizza Hut? More like Pizza Slut Gimme that shit 😤

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Bernie Bridges @boydbiceps.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Buy my new cryptocurrency, BOYDcoin. Sink your entire life savings into it and you'll get a prosperous return before you know it. Just don't look at your bank statements while you're invested. 😋

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Bernie Bridges @boydbiceps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I personally wish Rodman would've worn 19 instead of 91, which he chose because 10 had just been retired by the Bulls previously and 9+1 equals 10. You could've done the same with 19, Dennis.

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Bernie Bridges @boydbiceps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Pizza Hut has banned me from all services for whipping my dick out to take a leak during the moment of silence honoring 9/11 victims

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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

What is really interesting in this exchange is that he fully put Martha MacCallum on the defensive to the point where she was trying to act like she hasn't been a cheerleader for this war -- which anyone who has watched her program the past year can say in unequivocably false.

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Bernie Bridges @boydbiceps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Johnson is a slang term for Penis And ANIME WILL NOT STOP! OH GOD WHY

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Bernie Bridges @boydbiceps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

They wrote "slut" on my forehead with a Sharpie at work today

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Bernie Bridges @boydbiceps.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

If I'm PJ Fleck, I'm spending the rest of the night filling up the Little Brown Jug with piss and pouring it all over my shiny bald head.

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Bernie Bridges @boydbiceps.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Shut the FRICK UP Doug I am trying to study the Way of the Blade™️

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Bernie Bridges @boydbiceps.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Big reveal: The girl I like is just @brittfar.bsky.social in a dress 👀 Double-cheeked up on his way to the Applebee's for them jalapeno poppers

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Bernie Bridges @boydbiceps.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

DOUBLE-CHEEKED UP ON A THURSDAY AFTERNOON THE SUN IS STILL OUT, MA'AM 😂

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Damon Nice @ratsavant.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I can’t find it but it’s such a revealing video and also people should do it to him every day.

Michael Tracey
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Portland activists snatched my phone out of my hands as I was livestreaming, and only would give it back to me if I recited the phrase "Black Lives Matter," which I did. They then threatened a physical attack and chased me away; one whipped some kind of beverage at me. Fun times

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Bernie Bridges @boydbiceps.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

MAGA cultists have literally one cringey personality and yet flip out when we don't treat them with respect 😂

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Bernie Bridges @boydbiceps.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

You are primed for Gay Sex™️, you friggin dork!!

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Bernie Bridges @boydbiceps.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Oh shit you're right! 😳😳😳

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Bernie Bridges @boydbiceps.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

There's this girl I like and she makes me feel all funny 😳 So I'm currently having Gay Sex™️ to take my mind off of her 😤

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Bernie Bridges @boydbiceps.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Listen here libtard @brittfar.bsky.social I'm fixing to arrest you for Crimes Against Anime™️

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Bernie Bridges @boydbiceps.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Peeetuh I can't believe I'm currently stating the problem that is clearly plot of this episode

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Bernie Bridges @boydbiceps.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Ma'am science has proven that sitting on my face will relieve the pressure of your bloat, I'll gladly help you with this problem of yours 🙇

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Bernie Bridges @boydbiceps.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Currently too horny to order Pizza Hut

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Bernie Bridges @boydbiceps.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I love how the Trump administration goes around claiming that Democrats are committing fraud, meanwhile Trump just goes around saying "I'm the Fraud Man, I love doing fraud. Nobody loves committing fraud more than me." And mainstream media just... accepts it uncritically. 🥴

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

i love this so much

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Bernie Bridges @boydbiceps.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Tryin' to watch some goshdarn ANIME!!!

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madi mcvan @madisonmcvan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Becca Good speaking for the first time publicly about her late wife Renee Good at a press conference announcing lawsuits against the U.S. government, ICE agent Jonathan Ross — who shot and killed Renee Good — and high-ranking Trump administration officials

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onion person @junlper.beer · 01/10/2026

it’s amazing that there’s no crime anymore. if you do crime you’re actually just the victim for getting caught. the people who catch you are the criminals

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